PUSS: What's playing?



BEE: Oh, let's see; *pickes a the MB news paper* Tale of the Final Guard by Bobbywan, Stars by Steampunk-jedi, Lithium by Ninjay-



NINJAY: (Sounds like an awesome story. )



BEE: Disappointed And Lots and Lots of Users get Banned By Skulduggary773.



TOLK: Skul's a good author, let's go see that one.



*Flashforward*



Location; MB courtroom 7:15 PM



JUDGE: So you went to the theater to avoid trouble?



BEE: Yes, your honor.


JURY: Grrrrrrr.


JUDGE: Likley story. Continue.



BEE: *gulp* Alright. We went to the theater and were appalled by the snack prices:



*Flashback*



MB Theator: 6:50 PM



TOLK: OH MY GALLIFRIAN ICE-CREAM! You want that much for oreos?


PUSS: Man that's wrong!


NINJAY:


SNACK GUY: Sorry. That's what the sign says.



TOLK: Oh yeah? I'll tell you what I says! I-



BEE: *Grabs Tolk and Puss* Come with me.



*Bee, Tolk, Puss and Ninjay return in trench coats with rather large lumps in the stomach region of their avatars*



SNACK GUY: I will never understand those Finding Friendshipers.



Location: in the seats in front of the big screen:



TOLK, PUSS AND NINJAY: *pulls oreo boxes out of their jackets* OREO TIME!



AUDIENCE: Shhhhh!!!

SKUL: You guys are declared Gui-



*Puss barges through the door*



PUSS: Your honor! I am here to report a crime far more dastardly than the one being discussed! Behold! The proof of the crime! *plops down a TV and turns it on*



SKUL: *on the tv screen* I have banned everybody in the entire message boards!


PUSS: YOU ARE GUILTY!


JURY: Grrrrrrr. *picks up Skul and starts to carry him away*



PUSS: Take him to the mods for mass banning! He shall rot in jail for two days!


SKUL: NOOOOOOO!!!!


PUSS:


NINJAY? Two days in jail for mass banning?


BEE: I think he gets time off since he didn't actually do it.


END OF EPISODE 1

I remember this

To Catch a Keplers:


Location: MB city street, near a lamp post, 10:00 PM:



*Puss walks into the light wearing a trench coat and another user, similarily dressed meets him*



PUSS: I like Frodo.



ARENDELLE ELSA: How's yours?


PUSS: Good. I trust you brought the super-classified-top-secret-confidential-plans.



ELSA: They're right here. *pulls a piece of paper out of her pocket*



PUSS: Yes, this will work perfectly. *puts on large glasses and studys it intensely*  It appears to be in order. Meet me at FF tomorrow.



ELSA: Then we will learn the secret of of-



PUSS: DON'T SAY IT!!! *cover's Elsa's mouth, waits a few seconds and removes his hand*



ELSA: -Keplers.



KEPLERS: *runs up to them at the speed of sound* What are you people talking about?



PUSS AND ELSA: AAAHHH!!! 


Location: Finding Friendships, 3:00 PM



*Puss, Elsa, Josiah and Ninjay are building some weird contraption while Tolk and Steam are sitting by the window waiting for a package*



PUSS: Hm, yes, aha...


NINJAY: Ah, this goes here...


JOSIAH: THIS IS GONNA WORK PERFECTLY.


BEE: What are you doing?


PICTURE: It's probably best not to ask.



NINJAY: It's done!


BEE: What's done?



PUSS: It's my amazing contraption!



ELSA: Yeah! We're going to catch Ke-



PUSS: DON'T SAY IT!!!!


ELSA: Sorry.


NINJAY: We're going to catch... uh, Mr. K and learn his secret to appearing everywhere.


BEE:


PUSS: Here's how it works;


JOSIAH: THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.


BEE: Ouch. *rubs his ear*



PUSS: First, we say his name, causing him to come through the door, the door opens, knocking this stick down which in turn knocks the oreo sitting on it to land on this button on my stereo, it turns on one of my rap songs which will cause him to start dancing on this doormat which will pull this rope attached to the mat, which pulls this extremely large top hat down from the ceiling on top of him, and then we can learn his secret!


BEE:

PUSS: Now we just go stand back about forty feet so we don't get hurt and watch the show. *puts on safety glasses*



ELSA: Josiah, would you like to do the honors?



JOSIAH: KEPLERS!!!!



*a large cloud of dust appears as the contraption activates*



PUSS: We got him!


PICTURE: Uh oh.



*Puss walks to the hat and converses with the voice from inside*



PUSS: We've finaly caught you.



VOICE: Uh yeah, I guess so.



PUSS: What's your secret?



VOICE: I have a secret? Does that mean I'm special?



PUSS: You could say that.



VOICE: Yaaaaay!



TOLK: Uh, Puss, I think-



PUSS: Hush, don't spoil this! Now tell us how you keep showing up all the time?



VOICE: It's my job. You see I have to-



STEAM: Just lift the hat up!



PUSS: But he'll escape!


STEAM: *sighs and lifts the hat up*



PUSS: Postman Muinteor?


MUINTEOR: Does this mean I'm not special?



STEAM: Yes!



MUINTEOR: oh.


STEAM: No, I was talking about my package.



MUINTEOR: Oh.


ELSA: Wait, where's Keplers?



KEPLERS: Hi.



EVERYONE: AHHH!!!



KEPLERS: I came in through the back window. By. *leaves*



PUSS: NUTS!!!



NINJAY: Let's just try again!



MIAKITTYMOON: *sticks her head through the window* Please don't kidnap other users or we might have to lock this topic. [a] Thank you. *sticks her head back*


EVERYONE: O_O


PUSS: Now what am I going to do? I was about to become legendary like Ke- Never mind.



ELSA: *picks up a piece of paper* Look it this, K-he dropped it!



TOLK: That's fabulous!



PUSS: Let me see! Hm, aha! It's a map to his lair!


BEE: Convenient.



NINJAY: So Steam, what came in your package?


STEAM: My build your own paper airplane kit! 


TOLK: I have a fabulous idea! Happy Let's fly to Ke-ImeanMr.K's lair!



PICTURE: You know, I think I remember something similar happening recently.


PUSS: LESDODIS!


*Puss, Bee, Ninjay, Tolk, Picture, Elsa, Josiah and Steam build the plane and take off*



PUSS: *sits back* This is great. We're on a mission in a home-made plane and I'm going to be legendary.


PILOT NINJAY: Out of gas folks.



*the plane stops in midair*



PUSS: Phooey.


BEE: At least nobody else is on the plane, if there were we'd exceed the weight limit.



ELSA: Now how are we going to find Keplers?


KEPLERS: Hi.



JOSIAH: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?



BEE: Uh oh.


*the plane starts plummeting*



EVERYONE: (besides Keplers) AAAAHHHHHH!!!!



*KEPLERS: By. *jumps out the window*



*KABOOM!!!*



BEE: Anybody hurt?



NINJAY: Good by message boards! Goodby friends!  *opens eyes* Oh.
 


PUSS: Hey we're here!


*They all walk into the very strange looking lair*



BEE: So what happens if he comes home?



PUSS: Don't worry bro, I've gotten that taken care of.


*flashback*



DARTHY: Where exactly are you going?


PUSS: None of your concern, all you have to do is say K-E-P-L-E-R-S every 10 minutes.


DARTHY: Like this; Ke-



PUSS Don't say it!  *tackles darthy*



*flashforward*



PUSS: Yeah.


PICTURE: Now what?



*the door starts to open*



PUSS: Grab him!



*Puss, Elsa, Ninjay, Tolk, Josiah and Steam tackle the user who opened the door*



NINJAY: Oh! Hi Muinteor!


JOSIAH: SORRY.



MUINTEOR: You guys sure are abusive today. I brought a package to... the occupant, be sure to give it to him.



PUSS:



*Muinteor leaves and everyone dogpiles the box*



STEAM: It's a book of magic!



NINJAY: This must be how he does his trick!


TOLK: *opens the book* Let me try one! Abrah cadabrah kazam! *turns into an infant*



NINJAY: I think I'll try a different one. Alicazamo-casmash! *starts floating upwards* Help!


BEE: *holding Tolk* I think this whole thing might be a bad idea.


*Ninjay falls* Ow.



ELSA: Let me try one: Hokus pokus alli-okus... Nothing happened.


BEE: Good.



PUSS: *looking through another book* I found it! abrah cadabrah ali-kaswoosh!



NINJAY: Let's try it! Puss.



*Puss shoots up to where Ninjay is standing*



ELSA: Puss.



*He shoots up to where she's standing*



PICTURE: Puss.



BEE:


PICTURE: Sorry.


*Everybody starts rapidly saying Puss' name, playing catch with him*



PUSS: I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE KEPLERS ANY MORE!


KEPLERS: What are you doing in my house?



EVERYONE: AHHH!!!


PUSS: Please remove all the spells!


KEPLERS: Okay *snaps fingers*



TOLK: instantly grows up to normal size* That was weird.
O_O


BEE: We'll just be going!


*Everyone runs back to FF*



*They find Darthy staring into the open closet*



ELSA: What happened!


DARTHY: I don't know! The closet just magically opened! 


ELSA:  Oops.



THE END

Too Much Fun


Finding Friendships: 2:00 PM:



*Bee, Tolk, Puss and Ninjay are sitting on the couch, having a fierce Mario Kart tournement*



YELLOWSPLODGE: And so the epic battle for first place continues-



TOLK: Be quiet! You're breaking my concentration!



SPLODGE: Whatever. (And Bee-boy is doing way better than Tolkeinnerds)



TOLK:


BEE: Let him talk, it's true after all.


PUSS: It doesn't matter though, 'cause I'm gonna win!


NINJAY: No, I'm gonna win! Red shells!


PUSS: I'm in first place!



BEE: Blueshell! I win!


PUSS: O_O



NINJAY AND TOLK:



PUSS: It was a glitch I tell you! A glitch!


BEE: You always say that. *bee's phone rings*



*Puss starts smashing his controller*



BEE: *answers his phone* Hello?



PICTURE-THAT: *at some other topic, talking to Bee on his phone* Hey Bee, I was wondering if you could come to a Switchbrick concert with me.



BEE: O_O...... Really?



PUSS: *grumbling* I don't see what he has to "O_O" about, he didn't lose Mario Kart because of a glitch..*grumble grumble*



TOLK: Shh!!! *elbows Puss:*



PUSS: Ow.



TOLK: Shh!



BEE: But weren't those tickets super expensive?



PICTURE: Turned out that they came in packs of 32, I've given some to our other friends and there's one left for you.



BEE: *starts doing a happy dance* I'm coming! Where should I meet you?



PICTURE: You can meet me at the MLN forum about 5:30.



BEE: I'll be there!



NINJAY: What was that about?



BEE: I'm going to a switchbrick concert this evening!


TOLK: Can I come? [a]


NINJAY: And me? [a]


PUSS: And me? ... [a]



BEE: Uh, sorry, he only had one extra ticket.


NINJAY:


*Puss leaves to go to his room to cry because he is having the worst day of his life*



TOLK: You can't just abandon us like this!



BEE: It's not my fault! He only had one extra ticket and he invited me. Foxlover, you heard the whole thing, can you help me with this?



FOXLOVER: Sorry, I just run the sound, I don't help.



BEE: No hard feelings, alright?



TOLK AND NINJAY:


Finding Friendships: 3:00 PM



*Puss is walking out of Bubsey's science lab and Bubsey is taking off his lab coat and goggles*



BUBSEY: I am very sorry Puss, but there is no problem with this game disc.


PUSS: I knew you weren't as smart as everybody thought. If you were, you would have seen the problem.


BUBSEY: I am not entirely sure you heard me, Mr. Puss, there is no problem with your disc.



PUSS: Hmph.


TOLK: *lays down a large piece of paper* We are ready to put in action our fabulous plan to have more fun than Bee!


PUSS: YES! What is it?



TOLK: It's a list of people we should invite to the big awesome un-birthday party!


PUSS: *looks over the list* Good... Good... Okay... O_O Why did you have to invite Captain-Norris?!?


NINJAY: He prefers to go by Luke Mcswagger these days.



TOLK: What's wrong with inviting him?
                                                                                                    [i]
PUSS: Everybody just goes on and on and on about how cool his name is.


TOLK: What?



PUSS: Nothing, I just got an idea is all.


NINJAY So what are we going to do at this party?



TOLK: Oh, contests, eat cake,  And the best part..... (wait for it).... (drumroll please).....(Drumroll!)



SPLODGE: Oh, sorry! budubudabudabuda...



TOLK: (that's better)...... A Doctor who marathon!


MLN Forum: 4:00 PM



*Bee jumps off of a bus and meets Picture at the buss-stop*



PICTURE: Hey Bee.


BEE: Hey. That's some really loud music coming from that concert hall over there, we didn't get the time wrong did we?


PICTURE: I don't think so, I guess we can go check.



*Inside the concert hall*



BEE: It's quiet, too quiet.



PICTURE: It must be the intermission.


*after buying snacks they sit down*



BEE: Mm, oreos.


PICTURE: What is it with you guys and oreos?


RANDOM COOL GUY SITTING NEXT TO BEE:


BEE: Uh, sir, we were wanting to know if we were in the right concert, is this SwitchBrick?



COOL GUY:


BEE:



*The heavy metal band Asylum comes onto the stage and starts playing extremely loud music*



SINGER: NIGHTMAAAAAARRRRREEEE!!!!!....



PICTURE AND BEE: O_O *they spill their drinks*



COOL GUY: *gets covered in Bee's soda* ... Dude! You like totally covered my jacket in like... Soda!


BEE: I'm so sorry! I wasn't expecting the music to be so loud, we're leaving though, this is the wrong concert.



COOL GUY: You have to take my jacket to the cleaners man, it's like, totally messy! *throws his jacket on Bee* And bring it back! ...


*outside the concert hall*



BEE: I guess I'll have to take this to the cleaners.


PICTURE: Well, get back as fast as you can.



BEE: *starts running to the cleaners* I will!



Finding Friendships: 3:30 PM



TOLK: This is a fabulous party, isn't it Puss?


PUSS MCAWESOME: I'm not just Puss, I'm Puss McAwesome.


TOLK:


NINJAY: Almost all the guests are here!

PUSS: I'm off to test out my new name.



TOLK: Let's see, Webby, Tad, and Bubsey are here, where's Johnyjo?



*Johnyjo swings in through the door and knocks it down*



JOHNYJO: It's party time mates!


BUBSEY: I did not know we had a rope there.



JOHNY: I'm an adventurer! I have my own.
 

*a user with a suit and dark sunglasses walks through the doorless doorway*





JOHNYJO: Uh, who are you mate?


AGENTRAY: My name doesn't matter. My sources tell me that-



ELSA: Which sources?



AGENTRAY: My very reliable ones.



ELSA: Oh, that makes sense.
 


AGENTRAY: As I was saying; My Very Reliable Sources tell me that you are trying to have more fun than a certain guy you know very well.



TOLK: Yeah.



AGENTRAY: I happen to know the most fun user in the boards.



NINJAY: Really?



AGENTRAY: Yes. *hands Tolk a piece of paper with an address on it* It has been nice knowing you. *leaves and goes to spy on them through the window*



NINJAY: Should we go find this extremely fun person?


TOLK: YEEESH! Hey Puss!


PUSS MCAWESOME: *conversing with Captainnorris* Sorry man, my name is cooler than yours. There's no way around it!



LUKE MCSWAGGER: That name is just a lame copy of mine!


TOLK: Hey PUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!!!



PUSS MCAWESOME: You're just jealous 'cause your name isn't as cool as mine
. 


TOLK: *sigh* Hey Steam!



STEAM: What?



TOLK: We're going to find the most fun user ever, do you want to come?



STEAM: No, I don't want to risk missing the Doctor who marathon.
 


TOLK: Alright, suit yourself, we'll be back before then.


SPLODGE: And so Tolkeinnerds sets out on a quest with Ninjay, Elsa and the adventurer Johnyjo in tow, unaware that their path will cross the cleaners...



TOLK: And what exactly is so ominous about that?


SPLODGE: I don't know why I said that, it just came to me...



FUNOBOT: Don't pay attention to him, he's kind of weird.



The MB cleaners: 4:15 PM



*they walk by the cleaners*



TOLK: Oh no! It's Bee!


ELSA: Take cover!


JOHNYJO: Hiding is for ninnies, I'm no-



*Ninjay grabs him and they all dive through the door to the cleaners*





TOLK: Oh no, he's coming in here!



ELSA: What do we do?!?



TOLK: I need something to wash! *grabs Ninjay and throws him in the drying machine*



*Bee walks in*



BEE: Hey guys. What are you doing?



TOLK: Washing cloths.


ELSA: Yeah!



JOHNYJO: Couldn't have said it better myself.
 


BEE: *puts the guy's jacket in the wash*



TOLK: *Whistling*................................ *Ninjay pounds on the dryer door*



BEE:



TOLK: ........ Washer trouble.


BEE: That's a dryer.



TOLK: Oh. So that's why it's not washing.



BEE: Yep.  *takes out the jacket* Anyway, I've got a jacket to return and a concert to get to so I'm off. *leaves*



TOLK: *lets Ninjay out* You okay?



NINJAY: *emerges from the dryer much smaller* I think I shrunk.
 


ELSA: He's gone!



TOLK: Let's go!



MB Asylum: 5:00 PM



NINJAY: So, this is the place?



TOLK: It's the right address. Well, here goes. *opens the door*



MISH: HE-LOOOOOOOW!!!
 


TOLK: *closes the door* Let's go home.


*they start to run away*



MISH: *jumps out the asylum window* PURPLE! I shall purplify you!


EVERYONE: AAAAAHHHH!!!



MB concert hall: 5:30 PM



NINJAY: That was close!



JOHNYJO: That was just your average everyday chase, it was nothin'!



TOLK: I think we lost him.



*Mish jumps through the window* PURPLE!!!!
 


JOHNYJO: I don't wanna be purple!


TOLK: This is the end....





Finding Friendships: 10:00 PM



*Tolk, Elsa, Ninjay and Johnyjo are explaining the evening's events to Steam and Puss (not McAwesome anymore, he dropped the name during the party) before they start the Doctor Who marathon*



STEAM: So how did you escape Mish?


NINJAY: Well, after being chased for hours and hours we made it to the concert hall.



PUSS: Did he lose you in the crowd or something?



TOLK: No, after he jumped through the window to purplify us, we used one of Johny's ropes and swung through the auditorium! (who's that guy staring at us through the window?)



AGENTRAY: *muffled* You may never find out.



EVERYONE: O_O



*Bee and Picture walk in*



PICTURE: Well, Bee, that was a great concert.


BEE: Indeed.  So, how was your evening, everybody? Still incredibly mad at me?



TOLK: Um, we are really sorry about all that.


NINJAY: We now realize that you had nothing against us, if I had learned that lesson earlier, I still might be just as tall as I was before. [a]



BEE: How about you Puss?



PUSS: Hmph. I did learn that my name is just as awesome as it was before I changed it though. [a] l


STEAM: But what happened to Mish?



TOLK: He found a home where he will fit in perfectly.



MB Concert hall: 10:03



*Mish is standing on the stage with the Asylum band*



MISH: NIIIIIIGGGHHHTMAAAAAARREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!



End of episode 5






Too much fun: Bonus scene!



Finding Friendships: Time: Unspeakable hours of the night:



*Ninjay is in bed resting after a severe overload of Doctor Who*



SPLODGE: Ninjay is in his bed sleeping peacefully, unaware that he is about to receive an unexpected visitor...



NINJAY: zzzzzzzzzdon't touch my sonic screwdriverzzzzzzzzzzzwatch out for those dalekszzzzzz



*someone with a squeaky clean jacket jumps in through the window*



RANDOM COOL GUY: YO!


NINJAY: DON'T EXTERMINATE ME!!! I KNOW STUD-FU! Oops, wait, who are you?


COOL GUY: Oh, just some dude who asked to be in the show.


NINJAY: Weren't you in the episode?



COOL GUY: Oh, wewent you in da show? Blah blah blah. THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAY MY NAME, OREO FREAK!!!


NINJAY: *jumps out of bed and rolls up his pajama sleeves* Okay, now you're asking for it!


*a letter flies through the window and Ninjay picks it up*



NINJAY: Muinteor, just come in.



MUINTEOR: *jumps through the window* Mishkiel style!


NINJAY: How long is this gonna take?



MUINTEOR: Excuse me. I've come to file a complaint. I wasn't in the episode.


NINJAY: Wait, why are you all coming to me about this?


COOL GUY: Uh, I don't know, I just sort of...



NINJAY Can you just get out of here? I need to catch up on my handsome rest. [a]  Now get out!!! *throws them out the window and jumps in bed*



MUINTEOR: *pounds on the window*



NINJAY: *opens the window* What?



MUINTEOR: Should I send away my friends? They wanted rolls.



NINJAY: *looks out and sees millions of users* *slams the window, locks it, boards it and puts iron bars over it* Bedtime.


The real end of episode whatever this is.