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ninjay25

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Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 14:57:37 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 14:57:37 GMT

Location: Skul's palace on Mt. Skul, 6:15 PM

*Skul is sitting on his throne while Zaney and BTG are serving him canned spam*

SKUL: Mmm, lovely. This stuff never gets old. Until it expires that is.

BTG: With all due respect to your Skulfullness, shouldn't we be getting ready for the arrival of the Mod Commander?

SKUL: Hm... Nah. *eats more spam* (Mm, it's good)

BTG: Don't you need to tell them all the awfull things you made up about them?

SKUL: *with his mouth full* Be'eave me, vere i' nobodeh who wan to get 'em tuck in 'ere foevah 'an me. *swallows* They used to be my friends, but they don't like me anymore so I'm going to get revenge on them for not liking me. Besides, where can they go?

*back in the dungeon*

BEE: I'm bored.

*Puss smashes in through the ceiling*

PUSS: OW. I hate that piece of floor I just landed on. 8o|

BEE: Puss!

Where did you come from?

PUSS: I was on this floating log and I jumped off and busted through the roof. It really didn't make much sense.

DARTHY: *peeks his head through the hole* Is it worth it?

STEAM: What do we have to lose?

*marshmallow monsters growl*

STEAM: But on the other hand...

NINJAY: This is no time for cowards! This is the time to fight! Skul has oppressed us long enough! It is time to end his rule!

JCF: Nice speech.

NINJAY: Thanks, I worked pretty hard on it.

TOLK: But how?

BEE: Come on Tolk, we can do this! Turn that frown upside-down!

TOLK: *twists her head upside down*

BEE: AAAHH!!!

Don't do that!

TOLK: Whatev. *twists her head back*

NINJAY: Come on! We can defeat him, we just need to believe in ourselves!

PUSS: That's lame man.

BEE: Yeah.

I think I can take it from here, Ninjay. This won't be so hard, we just have to get past Zaney and BTG to get to Skul before he lies about us! Let's go!

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:05:38 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:05:38 GMT

Location: The wilderness of Camp MB 6:40 PM

TOLK: Are we there yet? I'm tired again, how longggg?

BEE: I see mount Skul! And I'm kind of surprised we got here this fast, considering how many holes we've fallen into.

*Skul emerges from his palace balcony*

SKUL: MARSHMALLOW MONSTERS! FLUFFEH BUNNEHS! ATTACK THEM!!!
:'D

*about 100 Marshmellow monsters and fluffeh bunnehs float down on parachutes *

PUSS: They're readying themselves for thuh smash. :'|

*the monsters and bunnehs attack*

NINJAY: Draw your weapons!

*they all draw their swords*

SKUL: Where the brick did you get those?

NINJAY: Not sure!

*slugs a marshmallow monster*

LUKE: *gets kicked in the stomach by a bunneh* Ow! My 8-pack!

BEE: You don't have a- Yikes! *dodges an attack

DARTHY: :'D

*zaps the monsters with his sith lightening* BAZAP! :'D

PUSS: Hiyah! 8o|

*karate chops a marshmallow monster*

*it punches him in the face*

PUSS:

Ouch! Go on without me! Tell my story! :'(

NINJAY: *ninja flips over the bunnehs and whacks them with his sword* Cover me! I'm gonna go face Skul's face in an epic face off!

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:14:16 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:14:16 GMT

*in Skul's tower*

NINJAY: Come out Skul!

SKUL: Let's settle this honorably with real weapons instead of food. *draws a sword and does a vertical swing*

NINJAY: *draws his katana and deflects the sword and swings his own at Skul* If it keeps you from calling me a sith!

SKUL: Fine but I still hate you! *dodges and thrusts*

NINJAY: Why?

*ninja-flips and lands on Skul's sword and karate chops him in the face*

SKUL: *pulls his sword out from under his feet* Ow! 8o|

Because you used to do stuff like that!

NINJAY: *lands on his face* *in a muffled voice* But you gave me no choice!

SKUL: I gave you a the choice to obey my every word!

*swings vertically on top of Ninjay*

NINJAY: *rolls out of the way* We were such good friends, Skul, why did you do it? *gets up and slashes with his katana*

SKUL: *blocks* Because I wanted my friends to do everything I told them to do!

NINJAY: But that's not being a good friend!

SKUL: *swings at his head* Don't you see? This is the only way that I can be powerful!
:'D

NINJAY: *ducks* You're evil! You must be stopped!

SKUL: That's discrimination against naturally evil people! *thrusts*

NINJAY: *swings his sword and knocks Skul's blade out of his hands* I have defeated you! Surrender!

SKUL: *points off in the distance* Look! The Dude!

NINJAY: Where?

SKUL: Revenge! :'D

*knocks him on the head*

NINJAY: |-)

*collapses*

SKUL: Ha-hahaha-Ha! :'D

Zaney! BTG! Take him away! Torture him in the most nonsensical way possible! :'D

ZANEY: Yesh mastah! :'D

*grabs Ninjay and drags him away*

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:21:12 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:21:12 GMT

*Bee and JCF show up*

JCF: Where are you taking him?

BEE: STOP!

SKUL: WHY?

BEE: BECAUSE!

Um, This is not the way to fix things!

SKUL: It's too late Bee, nobody wants to be my friend. All I can do now is be creepy, It's in my very soul.

BEE: But you can stop! Call off the bunnehs and monsters!

SKUL: Nah, already they are triumphing over your "friends," And when the Mods get here, I'll make up a bunch of stories about you and then you'll never get your home back! 8o|

Glad nobody's filming this.

JCF: *turns off the camera* :'D

Skul: O_O

Location: the torture room in Skul' palace 6:58:

*Ninjay is attached to a stretching machine*

NINJAY: AHHHHH!!!!

ZANEY: Yess! Yess! :'D

BTG: That's good enough, he's ready!

ZANEY: Aw.

*turns off the machine*

NINJAY: *gets up* Whoa, I feel, I feel, tall again!

ZANEY: Waits, why did we help dat guy?

BTG: Because we're secretly against Skul.
:-*

ZANEY: Ooooohhh. Zat's why.

NINJAY: I'm gonna go stop Skul with the power of my super-long legs! ARG!!!

*runs back through the door*

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:29:42 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:29:42 GMT

*back in the throne room*

SKUL: *picks up his sword* Give me that camera! 8o|

BEE: *grabs the camera* You gotta come and get it!

*runs away*

SKUL: NO!

*chases him*

NINJAY: *runs up and kicks him over* Super kick! [h]

SKUL: *presses a convenient button on the floor that collapses the part of the floor Bee is standing on and topples him to the ground*

BEE: AAAHHHH!!!!

*lands on a marshmallow monster*

*everyone is still fighting monsters and Bunnehs*
TOLK: Hi Bee!

PUSS: *laying with his face on the ground* I'm still dead BTW.

BEE: Good to know! *runs for his life*

MARSHMALLOW MONSTER: RRRAAAWWWR! *tackles Bee*

*fluffeh bunnehs surround them all*

DARTHY: Oh no!

What do we do?

*a Mod van shows up and all the other FF members pour out*

BUBSEY: ATTACK!!!

*draws his sword*

MAJ: Face my sword! :'|

JOHNY: *swings in on a rope* CHEEE-AARRGE!

AE:

*pulls machine guns out of nowhere and starts shooting*

WEBBY: All Marshmallow Monsters are doomed. *charges in and starts punching*

JOSIAH: YEAH!!!

TENNISDUDE: PANCAKES!!! *throws pancakes at the bunnehs*

MKM: No food fighting please! [a] [ban]

*they all drive back the monsters and bunnehs*

BEE: *punches the marshamellow monster off of himself* Man, that was-

SKUL: *chomps the camera* HA. HA. HA! I win! :'D

*runs up to Keighlian* Super... (pant) Mod Commander... (gasp) Sir! The FF members have been doing awful things! I kind of forgot what, but you should never unlock their topic again!

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:42:08 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:42:08 GMT

BEE: He's lying!

SKUL: Ha! It's your word against mine Buzz-boy!

BEE: Not true, I have friends: ^o)

EVERYONE FROM FF: HE'S A LIAR!!!

SKUL: You've gotta believe me! They did evil and nasty things!

KEIGLIAN: Let me think for a moment........... *-)

.....

SKUL AND ALL THE FF MEMBERS: :'|

MKM: Wait a minute, we all know Skul is lying. Since when has not been lying, stealing, kidnapping, food-fighting and everything else illegal? [bp]

SKUL: It's all your fault AgentRay!

I had this all planned perfectly!

AR: My fault!

It's these stupid idiotic Mods' fault!

MKM: So you were working for him!

AR: Whaaaat? No way! There is no possible way that I work for him! I'm a moderation agent! *flashes his badge for a 29th of a second*

MKM: Just take them both away. 8-(

*real moderation agents jump out of the van and carry Skul and AR into a prison van*

SKUL: No! :'(

My ultimate master plan! FF will still stay locked, won't it? [a]

BEE: I know we might not deserve it, but can we please have another chance?

TOLK: Yeah, and all my nerd stuff is still in there.

STEAM: We won't ship again.

PUSS: Wait, so this is all because of that one time we stuffed Darthy into a box and shipped him off to unknown shores?

BEE: No.

MIA: Actually, that's not what you were framed for.

BEE: What was it?

MIA:... You don't wanna know. [a] [bp]

KEIGHLIAN: So essentially that indicates that your home will be unbarricaded.

BUBSEY: Are you offering English lessons sir? 8-|

NINJAY: Does this mean that it's going to be unlocked?

KEIGHLIANL Affirmative.

NINJAY: Does that mean yes?

BUBSEY: :-*

It does.

EVERYONE: [ba]

[str] YAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! [str] <:o)

MIA: Consider this a real warning though.
[ban]

BEE: Okay! Come on everyone! Let's go home!

*jumps in the van*

TOLK: YUUSSH! :'D

DARTHY:*is sinking in quicksand* Yeah, let's get out of here before something seriously weird happens.

Plus I need more pizza.

BUBSEY: Indeed, let us get somewhere with a thicker layer of saneousphere.

BEE: Well, FF isn't that much more sane than this place. I wonder... *-)

Ninjay: *talking to JCF* Are you planning on coming back with us?

JCF: I've thought about it but, I think I need to spend some time away from craziness. I hope you understand.

NINJAY: Oh, I understand. *under his breath*(Actually not really at all) :^)

JCF: I'll visit.

BEE: Hey Ninjay! Hurry up! We'll be leaving on vacation tomorrow so we need to get home early!

NINJAY: Hey... Why don't you come with us on vaction? Zaney and BTG could come and I think we might be going to Florida.

JCF: That does sound nice. *-)

.... I'll come!

*they walk off in slo mo toward the van*

BEE: Um... Let's go!

AE: Yaaay!

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ninjay25

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Jul 26, 2017 15:48:02 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Jul 26, 2017 15:48:02 GMT

*later, in prison*

*Skul gets thrown in prison*

OFFICER SPUDBUD: Greetings. I am officer Spudbud. This is my jail.

SKUL: Just shut up, would ya? -_-

*another guy sits next to him on the cots*

BENBOY: Hey. I'm Beney.

SKUL: Hi. Um, do you want to be.... F-...fr... friends?

BEN: Sure.

SKUL:

Location: Finding Friendships:

PUSS: *opens the door and turns the lights back
on*

BEE: Is that MKM's key?

PUSS: Uh-huh, you gonna make somethin' of it?

BEE: Nah. Man it's good to be back.

DARTHY: *opens the closet* Where's my pizza?

*Jah is sitting in the closet*

JAH: Wait, what? |-)

MAJ: *starts jumping on the couch* Hey look at me everyone! This is fun!

NINJAY: Yeah! *starts jumping*

PUSS: I'm all over this. [h]

*pretty soon everyone is jumping on the couch*

FOXLOVER: Hey Bee, you need to finish the voiceover monologue thingy!

BEE: Oh yeah! This is Finding Friendships, this is my home. It may get a little wild sometimes but I wouldn't change a thing, I'm proud to call this crazy insane but still very friendly place my home.

PUSS: Now onto Vacay! [h]

BEE: And no cameras this time, please.

The End of Season 1

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ArendelleElsa

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Aug 7, 2017 11:07:51 GMT

Post by ArendelleElsa on Aug 7, 2017 11:07:51 GMT

May 1, 2017 17:14:27 GMT ninjay25 said:

To Catch a Keplers:

**MASSIVELY CUT FOR EVERYONE'S SANITY**

Yeah. [h]

PICTURE: Now what?

*the door starts to open*

PUSS: Grab him!

*Puss, Elsa, Ninjay, Tolk, Josiah and Steam tackle the user who opened the door*

NINJAY: Oh! Hi Muinteor!

JOSIAH: SORRY.

MUINTEOR: You guys sure are abusive today.

I brought a package to... the occupant, be sure to give it to him.

PUSS:

*Muinteor leaves and everyone dogpiles the box*

STEAM: It's a book of magic!

NINJAY: This must be how he does his trick!

TOLK: *opens the book* Let me try one!

Abrah cadabrah kazam! *turns into an infant*

NINJAY: I think I'll try a different one. Alicazamo-casmash! *starts floating upwards* Help!

BEE: *holding Tolk* I think this whole thing might be a bad idea. :'|

*Ninjay falls* Ow.

ELSA: Let me try one: Hokus pokus alli-okus... Nothing happened. :^)

BEE: Good.

PUSS: *looking through another book* I found it! [h]

abrah cadabrah ali-kaswoosh!

NINJAY: Let's try it!

Puss.

*Puss shoots up to where Ninjay is standing*

ELSA: Puss.

*He shoots up to where she's standing*

PICTURE: Puss.

BEE:

PICTURE: Sorry.

*Everybody starts rapidly saying Puss' name, playing catch with him*

PUSS: I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE KEPLERS ANY MORE! :'(

KEPLERS: What are you doing in my house?

EVERYONE: AHHH!!!

PUSS: Please remove all the spells! :'(

KEPLERS: Okay *snaps fingers*

TOLK: instantly grows up to normal size* That was weird.
O_O

BEE: We'll just be going!

*Everyone runs back to FF*

*They find Darthy staring into the open closet*

ELSA: What happened!

DARTHY: I don't know! The closet just magically opened!

ELSA:

Oops.

THE END

I forgot I was in here. Did I beg you to put me in or did you just put me in here? I forgot. Because this is just turned twelve year old Elsa we're talking about I'm pretty sure I probably begged.

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Aug 7, 2017 23:27:49 GMT

Post by ninjay25 on Aug 7, 2017 23:27:49 GMT

Aug 7, 2017 11:07:51 GMT ArendelleElsa said:

May 1, 2017 17:14:27 GMT ninjay25 said:

To Catch a Keplers:

**MASSIVELY CUT FOR EVERYONE'S SANITY**

ELSA: What happened!

DARTHY: I don't know! The closet just magically opened!

ELSA:

Oops.

THE END

I forgot I was in here. Did I beg you to put me in or did you just put me in here? I forgot. Because this is just turned twelve year old Elsa we're talking about I'm pretty sure I probably begged.

I think you were the first character request I accepted. And don't worry, I had asked for people to ask so you're fine.

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ArendelleElsa

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Re: Having Friendships: A Sitcom

Aug 8, 2017 1:22:48 GMT

Post by ArendelleElsa on Aug 8, 2017 1:22:48 GMT

Aug 7, 2017 23:27:49 GMT ninjay25 said:

Aug 7, 2017 11:07:51 GMT ArendelleElsa said:

I forgot I was in here. Did I beg you to put me in or did you just put me in here? I forgot. Because this is just turned twelve year old Elsa we're talking about I'm pretty sure I probably begged.

I think you were the first character request I accepted. And don't worry, I had asked for people to ask so you're fine.

Ah, cool. I know I begged to be in other stories though.

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