PUSS: Well we aren't going to libary jail, you can thank me for that.
WEBBY: Library jail is not smelly.
PUSS: You unthankful swines. *climbs out of his trash can and everyone else does the same*
NINJAY: So what now?
BEE: Let's go back to Finding Friendships, I'll ask Bubsey if he knows exactly how much the fine would be.
Location: Finding Friendships: 3:00 PM
*Bee and his friends walk into FF to find Bubsey and Steam wearing white lab coats, pouring things into test tubes and causing explosions*
BEE: Hey Bubsey, I-
BUBSEY: Quiet please sir, I am inventing a new chemical.
STEAM: Yep, it removes fines from library books and we're almost done.
BEE: Wow. Convenient. I guess I don't need to ask you my questio-
JOHNYJO: *swinging in on a rope* Watch out mates! *smashes into Bubsey and the the test tube flies out of his hand and spills down the sink*
BUBSEY: That's just blimey.
BEE: It appears I'll have to ask my question afterall, how much will the fine be on a library book be if it had a 2 likes a day overdue and it has been overdue for exactly 4 years?
JOHNY: 2,920 likes.
BEE: You just googled that, didn't you?
JOHNY: *hides his phone behind his back* No way mate! I just-actually I did.
BEE: But what are we going to do with this thing?
PUSS: I've got an idea!
BEE: Uh oh.
Location: Finding Friendships: 4:52 PM
PUSS: *Finishes putting up a sign that saying: "FF white elephant gift giving thing"* We're ready.
ELSA: Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!
BEE: I hate to break it to you Puss, but those are usually around Christmas time.
PUSS: Well maybe I don't want to do it exactly how everyone else does it.
BEE: O_O Okay! Didn't mean to offend you.
STEAM: How exactly does this help the situation?
PUSS: Everyone's gonna come 'cause they want to get presents, then whoever gets the book will have to pay the fine! It's ingenious!
BEE: Are you sure that's fair?
*Picture enters the topic*
PICTURE: Hey guys, what's up?
PUSS: Um, Picture, would you like a book? [a]
PICTURE: Sure, what book is it?
BEE: Oh no, should I let him take it?
*two tiny minifigures pop up on Bee's shoulders, one with horns and one with a halo*
BEE'S SHOULDER ANGEL: Bee-boy! [a]
BEE: OH MY GOSH I'M NOT LETTING THIS STUPID CLICHE ON THIS SHOW!!! *grabs the shoulder angel and demon off of his shoulders and throws them out the window* Sorry guys, I just never thought this show would stoop to using those dumb things. *looks at the film crew*
FUNOBOT: Don't blame us, we don't write the show, we just film it.
AGENTRAY: *busts down the door* Alright FFers, come out with your hands up!
JOSIAH: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
AR: I am Agent Ray, from the Moderation! *flashes a badge for .01 of a second*
BUBSEY: May I see that badge again?
AR: *does it again*
BUBSEY: And again?
AR: *does it again*
BUBSEY: And again?
AR: I'm not doing it 50 times!
BUBSEY: How about 49?
AR: No.
BUBSEY: 30?
AR: No.
BUBSEY: 20?
AR: No.
BUBSEY: 19?
AR: Sure. *flashes it 19 times*
BUBSEY: Oh okay!
AR: Alright Bee-Boy11, hand over the fine! (How much was it again?)
JOHNY: 2,920 likes.
TOLK: Why are you always out to get us?
JOHNY: Yeah! First you try to get us purplified, then this!
AR: I was wondering when you would ask. The answer lies with HIM!!! *points at Ninjay*
NINJAY: Who, me?
AR: Yes Brother. Remember a year ago, YOU LEFT AND AND JOINED FINDING FRIENDSHIPS AND DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!
STEAM: What! He's your brother?
NINJAY: I totally forgot about that!
AR: But that doesn't change the fact that YOU LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ME AND JOINED THIS LOONY CLUB!
NINJAY: You were in a sugar coma!
AR: That's it! You 3 are going to jail! *pops out hand cuffs and starts putting them on Bee, Josiah and Ninjay*
NINJAY: What do we do now?
JOSIAH: KEPLERS!!!!
*Keplers dashes into the topic and slams into the 3 users, finding himself in the handcuffs*
AR:
KEPLERS: You dare try to catch me? *snaps the cuffs*
AR: *runs off*
KEPLERS: Come back here, you! *runs off after him*
BEE: *opens up the book* Welp, I'm going to go read Pythy and the Chocolate Factory
Location: The Golden brick Forum, Grand re-opening, 2:00 PM:
MIAKITTYMOON: Hey guys! *looking at her notes* Um....... ...... Ah! It's time for the grand re-opening of the asylum!
SKUL: YES! *claps and cheers*
MIA: Wrong notes! [a] *throws them over her head* It's time for the grand re-opening of the GBAs! [str] [str]
SKUL: Booooooo!!!
MIA: [a]
SKUL:
MIA: As I was so nicely saying, We'll be having awards for the best topics, the most helpful users the best stories and more!
*the Finding Friendships bunch finaly shows up*
BEE: What did we miss?
SKUL: The asylum isn't re-opening, that's what. *leaves*
MIA: [a]
SKUL: *leaves faster*
BEE: Okaaaaaaay.
PUSS: Cool, the GBAs, I bet I'll win. (is there an award for best rapper?)
TOLK: Well I'm going to win best hobbit award.
BUBSEY: I am most sorry, but I do not think there is a best hobbit award.
TOLK: What rubish!
NINJAY: *tries to see above the crowds* What's happening out there?
TOLK: Shall I discribe it to you, or do you want me to find you a box?
NINJAY: hehehehheh-just stop with the Legolas quotes already. Some new legs might be nice though...
PUSS: Dwarfy-hobbit!
NINJAY:
BEE: *turns to Picture* Did you hear what awards there were?
PICTURE: Most helpful user, some best topic awards and a best story award I think.
BEE: Hm, we should enter that one.
PICTURE: *whispering* this should be interesting.'
BEE: What was that?
PICTURE: Nothing. [a]
SOMEBODY IN THE CROWD: What is is with the haloes?!?!
TOLK: Not everybody, some of us are more
BEE:
Location: FF, 3:02 PM:
*Bee, Tolk, Ninjay, Puss, AE and Bubsey are sitting at a table discussing their story*
BEE: So I thought if we all brainstorm ideas, we might come up with something good. Any suggestions?
TOLK: The story of a brave user named Tolk, who rescues the message boards with her beauty and Doctor who knowledge!
BEE: Maybe something else.
BUBSEY: A nonfiction account of the history of science and smarts!
AE: The story of a chicken who takes over the world with her evil eggs!
NINJAY: We could write a story called Lithium!
BEE: Stop advertising your story or we're kicking you out.
PUSS: The story of a rapper named Puss, trying to make his way in a cold, cruel world!
BEE: Why did I ask them to brainstorm? Um, those were interesting ideas! I think we could stop brainstorming now.
PUSS: He can't take the awesomeness of our ideas.
BEE: let's just think carefully for a bit.
EVERYONE:
*2 hours later*
EVERYONE:
TOLK: YEESSSHHH! I got an idea! We could tell the dramatic tale of how Bee came to the boards!
BEE: It was kind of a boring story as I recall-
TOLK: Rubish! *pulls out a notepad* Let's get to work... *starts writing* It was pouring rain as Bee-boy11 was pushed off of the old truck, the water that covered the ground exploded in a tremendous splash as he collided with the cold hard asphalt, "How did it come to this?" He thought. His family had abandoned him, thrown him out of the warm embrace of their home and sent the young user to survive on his own-
BEE: Waaaaiit a minute, that's not at all how it happened! The weather was perfectly fine and I had not been abandoned. I just decided to move out.
TOLK: Bee, it's called creative license. Have you no imagination? Remember everyone, we can all help with this story!
SPLODGE: It's been two days since the FF users have started writing their weird story and the Mods are about to reject it vehemently-
TOLK: Shush! It's amazing!
PUSS: Yeah, you tell him, Bee!
BEE: Um, yeah it's a uh... Good story. *turns to Picture who is listening to the story currently being told on the stage* What's this?
PICTURE: Some random "Cool" guy, his story is entitled "Coolness." I think he's about done.
RANDOM COOL GUY: And so from that day forward, I resolved to wear sunglasses and a cool jacket all the time and like, rock the world with my coolness! The end!
*unsure clapping*
COOL GUY: Hey, it's that little punk who left my name out of my last episode! *points at Ninjay*
NINJAY:
COOL GUY: *jumps off the stage and starts chasing Ninjay*
MIA: Please remember that it's not nice to attack little punks. Brick on! [a] [br]
*Skul steps up on the stage*
SKUL: And now for my story:
*flashback that isn't really a flashback because it didn't actually happen but we're including it because Skul wanted his story in it. Anyway, here's sort of a flashback*
Location: Mod tower: Midnight:
MIA: Hm, what law shall I pass to make users upset? Hm... [i] I shall lock Skul's favorite topic, the asylum! Hahahahahah!
*thunder and lightning*
SKUL: *busts up through the floor* I have found you! Your time of terrorizing the boards is over! *draws a sword*
*end of flashback type thing*
SKUL: Aw! Don't tell me it got rejected!
MIA: Will the author of the next story step up on the stage?
AE: Ooh! Me! memememememememememe! *jumps onto the stage*
TOLK: I wanted to narrate.*pouts*
AE: Ahem:
*flashback that isn't really- I think we've been through this before*
Location: Outside FF, sometime during the night while rain us pouring down*
*a old rusty truck drives by*
DRIVER: Get off kid! *sticks himself out the window and pushes Bee off the back of the truck*
BEE: *lands in a puddle* *sees lights inside FF* It looks so warm and dry in there, I'll die if I don't get out of this rain soon! *opens the doors dramatically*
*flashforward*
NINJAY: Just wait, this is the best part!
*flashback*
*Bee walks into FF*
NINJAY: Hello! My name is Ninjay and I am The tallest user in the boards!
BEE: Oh my gosh! You are so tall! You're like twice as big as I am!
NINJAY: Yep, you'll get used to it soon. Why don't you come and meet my friends?
BEE: I would be honored!
*they both walk over to Puss*
NINJAY: This is the famous rapper Puss! I'm sure you've heard all about him.
PUSS: Hey dawg! Sorry but I've gotta run, they want me at the recording studio for my new album! See ya!
*flashforward*
BEE: Um, as I recall, You weren't even there yet when I joined.
PUSS: It's called creative licence dude, get used to it!
BEE: Ah, creative licence, I suppose that makes everything just fine.
BEE: Oh my gosh! I can't believe I just met the famous rapper Puss57!
NINJAY: And here's Josiah, he doesn't talk much.
JOSIAH: Hi.
NINJAY Good ol' Josiah, so calm and quiet. And this is Dr. Bubsey Phd.
BUBSEY: Hello my good man, how are you liking our fine community so far?
BEE: I don't know. Everybody is just so awesome here! I don't know if I'd fit in.
TOLK: *walks up to them dramatically* Hello Bee.
*flashforward:
BEE: Um, that's not how it happened at all, If I remember correctly I had to rescue you by turning the TV off when you were in a Doctor Who comma. You said we were friends for life after that.
TOLK: I have one word for you, creativeliscence.
BEE: I think that's two words.
TOLK: Not the way I said it.
*flashforward*
BEE: Oh man! You guys are just so awesome! But I don't think I could fit in here.... I... I'm just gonna leave.
EVERYONE ELSE: No, don't leave!
*they realize they are too late as Bee has already left*
AE: And so the boy named Bee left in such sadness that he forgot to keep track of direction. All he could think about was the sad fact that he had to exclude himself from Finding Friendships because he simply did not posses the neccessary awesomeness. He-
SPLODGE: How come you're narrating? It's my job.
FUNOBOT: Yeah and how come it's your job? I want to narrate, nobody pays attention to the camera guy.
AE: Guys can you stop? I'm narrating because I'm telling this story, and besides, you're kind of breaking the fourth wall here.
SPLODGE: Um, we're the crew members and we're in the story, we've been breaking the fourth wall ever since we showed up.
AE: Well it still doesn't make sense, so stop talking please.
FUNOBOT: Whatevs.
AE: As I was saying... He soon met an amazing user named ArrendeleElsa.
*flashforward*
TOLK: Hey, you're not in the story remember? That's why we agreed to let you narrate!
AE: Can't blame me for trying.
*flashback*
BEE: *sits down on a park bench while the rain pours down on him* If only I was awesome enough to join Finding Friendships. Then everything would be fine. *sees flashlights in the distance* Who might that be?
*Tokiennerds and the other FFers arrive with umbrellas and flashlights*
TOLK: Bee, what are you doing here?
NINJAY: Yeah, why did you leave?
BEE: Well, I left because I knew I could never be as awesome as you guys, I'd never fit in.
TOLK That's silly! We accept anyone, we don't care how awesome they are, we just want to make friends!
BEE: Really?
AE: And so they all went back to their glorious topic Finding Friendships and had a big party!
*Note: based on true events, someone made a dupe account of Tolk only a few weeks ago and fooled some users, the real culprit however is not in this show and the dupe's identity will be fictional.
Location: Pusslock's office, 8:30 on a dark and stormy night:
PUSSLOCK: It was a dark and stormy night. That means it was really rainy. I, Pusslock Homie was in my office, studying things, solving mysteries and other detective stuff when.. she walked in.
SPLODGE: *pauses the tape* Great, so now you're stealing my job, when are you guys going to realize that narrating is my job?!?!
PUSS: Easy bro, this is a detective story, that's how they all begin, I have to talk.
SPLODGE: So does this mean you'll only be narrating the beginning?
PUSSLOCK: I'll probably be doing some at the very end but that's probably all. It's kinda mandatory if you're in one of these detective movies.
SPLODGE: But this is a comedy show.
PUSSLOCK: Pssh! What gave you that idea? This show is extremely serious.
SPLODGE: You mean that you guys really aren't joking?
PUSSLOCK: About what? Anyway, we need to get back to the story:.............
SPLODGE: Are you going to narrate or not?
PUSSLOCK: Actually that was all I had.
SPLODGE: But who was the user who just walked in?
PUSS: Uh, probably my assistant Elsa.
FOXLOVER: This is getting kind of boring, can we do a scene change, we've gotta think off our veiwers here.
Location: FF: 9:17, the official FF panecake social (which is basically every morning at FF)
TOLK: *sitting at the table eating stacks of pancakes* Oh my word it's like goodness in a lump of batter sizzled on a pan!!!!!!
BEE: Hey Johny, can you pass the Nutella?
JOHNY: Go long Bee! *throws the jar across the room*
BEE: Woah! *runs backwards to catch it and smashes into a user behind him* Oh, sorry... Tolk?
TOLK#2: hey bee!!! lolololol
BEE:
TOLK#1: Wow, it's not everyday I see someone who looks just like me. Hey good lookingggg!
TOLK#2: hi my names Tolk.
TOLK#1: Wuuuuuuuuuuut?????
BEE: Uh.... I...
PUSS: *senses a mystery and goes to change into his detective suit*
BUBSEY: Oh my, most peculiar, it must be a case of *goes into a bunch of scientific details nobody understands*
BEE: This is getting weird, I'm calling the mods. *pops out his phone*
AGENTRAY: *walks in through the door* Moderation agent. What's your problem?
NINJAY: That was fast.
STEAM: I know right? the mods are so fast!
AR: First we'll need some confidential information known only to the mods.
WEBBY: We're moderation approved.
AR: Good, good, any other affiliations?
NINJAY: We're only affiliated with pancakes.
WEBBY: *elbows Ninjay*
NINJAY: Owie!
TENNISDUDE: Did somebody say PANCAKES?
NINJAY, BUBSEY AND STEAM: More pancakes!
BEE: This is getting nowhere fast.
PUSSLOCK: We're going about this all wrong Bee, the Mods can't help us now. Get outta here bro.*throws AR out the door* The answer to our problem is staring us in the face.
BEE: Puss, I really don't think he was a Mod. And what's with the outfit?
PUSSLOCK: Never mind, as I was saying: the answer is staring us in the face. Well it isn't staring me in the face 'cause my face is part of the answer, I don't usually stare myself in the face unless I've got a mirror-
BEE: Puss!
PUSSLOCK: What?
BEE: Just get on with your plan please.
PUSSLOCK: Oh yeah! It's me! Pusslock Homie! World's Greatest Detective! And you, Bee-man, are gunna Bee my assistant! (See what I did there?)
BEE: Funny. But what happened to your assistant Elsa?
PUSSLOCK: She's still in the Hospital, remember Darthy's pizza party?
*flashback*
DARTHY: And this is my pizza stash! *opens a door to a room nearly full of pizza boxes*
AE: Wow, Darthy! How long did it take to get all these pizzas?
DARTHY: I've been collecting for about two years.
Location: The MB Hospital:
DARTHY: *laying in a hospital bed along with the other party guests being treated for food poisoning* Maybe we should have started with the most recent pizzas.
ELSA: Yep.
*flashforward*
PUSSLOCK: And now it's up to us to find out to who we owe this pleasure.
BUBSEY: I am most sorry Puss, but you should say "To whom."
PUSSLOCK: Whatev. Bee! You're comin' with me to find out whom's the real Tolk! Come on! *heads for the door*
Location: The city street: 9:00 PM, right when the streetlamps start shining:
BEE: *walking tiredly along behind Pusslock* Puss, when are we going home? We've been out all day.
PUSSLOCK: We can't stop now, this is the time of day that detectives find clues! And hurry up man! You're falling Beehind! *snickers*
BEE: What exactly are we looking for?
PUSSLOCK: Middleschool my dear Bee, we are looking for clues!
BEE: You do know that clues aren't just blue paw prints, right?
PUSSLOCK: Psshh, duh! Of course! What should I look for?......... Footprints!
BEE: People don't usually just leave footprints on cement you know.
PUSSLOCK: Well what if they stepped in paint, huh? Did you ever think of that?
BEE: And you really should stop doing that.
PUSSLOCK: Doing what?
BEE: bending over double and staring at the ground with your magnifying glass, you'll crash into somthing.
PUSSLOCK: Sorry, I have to or I'll miss the clues.
*Luke Mcswagger comes walking down the street, taking 3 selfies every step*
BEE: Puss!
*the collide*
LUKE: OUCH! Watch it!
PUSSLOCK: These hats really cushion the blow.
BEE: Have you learned your lesson?
PUSSLOCK: Fine, I'll look ahead. *stares straight ahead, walks a bit and falls down an open manhole* Ouch! That is the last time I follow your advice. From now on we do things my way!
BEE: Fine, I'm leaving.
PUSSLOCK: No! Don't leave! BEEEEEEEEE!!!
BEE: I'm still here.
PUSSLOCK: Quit with the stupid jokes and get me out. -_-
Location: FF: 10:00 AM:
*Pusslock is sitting in a swivel chair with his hat over his face*
*the doorbell rings*
TOLK: *opens the door* Whoisit.
MUINTEOR: Ah, Tolkiennerds, could you sign for this package?
TOLK: Surprised My oreos! Thank you! I'll take It!
TOLK#2: *walks up behind* No, it's mineeeeee!
MUINTEOR: Okay.
TOLK#1: No! Mine!
MUINTEOR: Okay.
TOLK#2: No! Mine!
MUINTEOR: Okay.
TOLK#1: No! Mine!
*goes on for quite a while*
BEE: This needs to stop.
PUSSLOCK: Well as it turns out, I have, A plan. Hm, first I'll need a guy whom's really big and tough.
NINJAY: Pick me! *flexes his muscles*
PUSSLOCK: Webby!
NINJAY: *unflexes* Darn it.
WEBBY: Why do you seek my aid, Detective with the name of a cat?
PUSSLOCK: Come out here and I'll tell you. It's a secret.
PUSSLOCK: So do we have a barn or a shed around here? It's necessary to, the plan.
WEBBY: We have an outhouse.
PUSSLOCK.*shrugs* Guess that'll work. Now what we've gotta do is wait for the dupe Tolk to waltz by, we nab him, knock him on the noggin and throw him into the outhouse so we can initiate, the plan.
*they wait for 3 hours*
WEBBY AND PUSSLOCK: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
TOLK: *walks by* Arrrrr! That darn dupe comes and steals my oreos! There will be consequences!
PUSSLOCK: *SNORT* *shakes Webby* He's here!
WEBBY: *unsheethes a Popsicle and knocks Tolk on the head* Old habits die hard.
*Tolk wakes up on a stool in a dark room*
TOLK: Oh my Crazy Ring of Power! Where am I?
*the lid to the chair next to Tolk opens and Pusslock emerges*
PUSSLOCK: *hops out and shines a flashlight behind himself*
PUSSLOCK: Hello Dupey.
TOLK: Puss, what are you doing?
PUSSLOCK: QUIT WITH THE GAMES, DUPE! WHOM ARE YOU?
TOLK: Tolkiennerds.
PUSSLOCK: Sure you are. Then who are you not? *turns to Webby* Reverse psychology.
TOLK: Hm, I'm not Bee for starters.
Location: FF: 1:23 PM:
BEE: Hey Steam, have you seen Pusslo-I mean-Puss?
STEAM: I think I saw him leave with Webby so he could start his Plan.
BEE: Oh no. *takes out his phone and texts Pusslock* puss wut r u doing?
PUSSLOCK: *txting* cant tok interogating dupe
BEE: hav u found who it is
PUSSLOCK: oops
BEE: wut
PUSSLOCK: turns out dupe is really tolk #awkward
BEE:
*later*
PUSSLOCK: Okay! I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know she was the real Tolk?
TOLK: *sticks out her lip*
BEE: Puss, you need to be more careful, what if the Mods had been watching?
MIA:*sticks her head through the window* The mods are always watching. [a] If you do it again the topic might have to be locked. Happy posting! *leaves*
EVERYONE: O_O
PUSSLOCK: Come to think of it, I have a new and improved plan. *whispers it to Bee*
BEE: Fine. I must do it, it is the only way. *heroic face*
Location: MB game show studio:
*Bee is standing on a flashy stage wearing a sparkly suit*
BEE: Hello! Welcome to "Who's the real Tolk?" The game show where we ask the question; "who's the real Tolk?" Are you ready to play:"Who's the real Tolk?"
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
BEE: We have here our two contestants, in booth number one: Tolk!
TOLK: He-low everybody!
BEE: And in the second booth, Tolk!
TOLK#2: Hello! I'm the real Tolk!
BEE: Are you two ready to prove who's the real Tolk?
TOLKS: YESSSSHHHH!
BEE: Then spin the wheel, Steam!
STEAM:*spins the wheel too hard and it rolls away*
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER: Ouch!
BEE: I guess I'll have to use my notes. Are you ready for the first question?
BOTH TOLKS: YESH!
BEE: Wonderful! Question Number 1: How would you answer if someone came up to you and said: "I LIKE FRODO HOWS YOURS
TOLK#1: Say wuuuut????
TOLK#2: Say wuuuut????
LUKE MCSWAGGER: *sitting in the audience* It's gotta be Tolk#2, there's no possible way it's not.
BEE: It's a tie! 10 points for both contestants! Question number 2: What would you do if you found a strange object in your birthday cake?
TOLK#1: Give it to mah chickens!
TOLK#2: I'd eat it because it's probably one of those fairy artifacts like they put in the cake in J.R.R. Tolkien's very obscure book: "Smith of Wootton Major."
BEE: Looks like we have another tie! The score tally now reads 20 points for all contestants! Next question! Are. You. Ready?
AUDIENCE: YEAH!!!
BEE: O-kay! Question Number 3: Scenario: Skul breaks into your room and prepares to burn your Lord of the rings books and posters, cardboard TARDIS cutout and other nerd stuff, what do you do?
TOLK#1: I'd be like "Why you evil Skuly wuly! ARG! *tackles her podium* Sorry, caught up in the moment.
TOLK#2: I'd be like "Stop dude!"
*music abruptly stops*
TOLK#2: What, what'd I say?
TOLK#1: Tolk never says "Dude." *stares at Tolk#2*
LUKE MCSWAGGER: See, I knew it!
PUSSLOCK: I thought so. *rips the Tolk mask off of Tolk#2* Woah, whom are you? O_O
TOLK#2: *puts on a Skul mask*
EVERYBODY: It's Skul!
SKUL: *leaves for the studio door* You will regret bringing upon yourself the wrath of da Skul! But I'm out of plans for now, so I'm leaving. But I'll be back with my biggest revenge plot yet!
BEE: Can I take off this sparkly suit? It's hurting my eyes.
*Pusslock walks out into the foggy streets*
Sometimes people ask me why I bother. These mysteries are all the same; lies, deceit, dudes gone bad, but I don't answer. It's my journey, my quest find who I really am. Will I ever find out? Maybe I never will. Still I journey on.
PUSS: You know what dawgs, a thought just occured to my brain. This is our chance to do all the fun stuff Bee doesn't want us to do!
TOLK: YUSH! Let''s go!
*they run off to FF*
JOSIAH: ZZZZZZZZZ
Location: FF: 10:00 AM
*Puss and Tolk walk in*
AE: He-loo people! What have you been doing?
PUSS: Not spying on people.
TOLK: We just found out that Bee won't be back for a bit so we can do whatever we want!
AE: Oh boy!
PUSS: *pacing around* What to do, what to do? It's so frustrating! I can't think of anything to do! *sees Darthy and Bubsey working on a soda bottle rocket*
BUBSEY: Come along Darthy! We're going to need a lot more soda if this rocket's going to get into outer space!
DARTHY: Okay. *goes to the store*
[i] PUSS: That's it! We always wanted to go to outer space!
AE: That would be amazing!
BUBSEY: We could send the first person to MARS!
TOLK: Mark as read? Oh! The planet! That would be fabulous!
PUSS: You guys get out the build-your-own-rocket-kit and get to work, I'll go find a pilot! Puss57, out! *leaves*
SPLODGE: Cue the montage.
*montage*
*Picture is walking down the street*
*Puss grabs him
*Wimpykid is sitting at the MB cafe eating oreos*
*Puss grabs her *
*the Random Cool Guy is sitting in a concert*
*Puss grabs him*
*Muinteor is delivering a bill*
*Puss grabs him*
*montage ends*
PUSS: Oh Bubsey! I found some pilots! *leads in the potential pilots*
BUBSEY: Puss, did you just kidnap those people?
PUSS: Um, no... It was more... Suprise adoption!
RANDOM COOL GUY:
BUBSEY: But anyway they won't work. Someone smaller would work best. He would fit in the rocket better and he would be able to stand more G's without passing out and...
TOLK: We get the point Bub, let's just get on with it.
MUINTEOR: Does this mean I can leave, I've got a lot of stuff to do.
WIMPY: yeah ive got to get back to work
RANDOM COOL GUY:
BUBSEY: Yes you may.
*they leave*
PUSS: So we need someone small. Who do we know that's small?
NINJAY: *dances into the room listening to his earphones* 'Cause all you gotta do is dance dance dance...
PUSS: Oh.
*cuts to Ninjay taking his seat in the newly made rocket*
NINJAY: I'm so glad that you've picked me. I think you're right , come to think of it, I really do have superior intelligence.
JOHNY: That's why we picked you mate!
WEBBY: They actually picked you because you are smal-
AE: Geese Webby, why are you always so serious?
WEBBY: Because of my personality.
AE: I mean really! If you were to make a face, the Message Boards would probably explode.
WEBBY: Do not worry, I will not be using that facial expression anytime soon.
*In the control room*
*Puss, Tolk, Bubsey, Steam and Luke are sitting at the controls*
LUKE: Launching rocket in T minus 10, 9, 8
STEAM: Wait! We're going to need more time Luke!
LUKE: Fine, takeoff in 40, 39, (is that enough time for you?)
*Tolk's phone rings*
BUBSEY: I got this one! *grabs the phone and answers* Hellow?
BEE: *on the phone* Bubsey?
BUBSEY: At your service!
BEE: Um, this appointment is taking a whole lot longer than I thought, I was just calling to make sure you guys aren't doing anything crazy.
PUSS: *grabs the phone* We are so not being crazy right now, it's like ridiculous.
BUBSEY: We're just fishing for water...
PUSS: Sharks!
BEE: That doesn't sound safe. Do I hear somone counting really loud?
BUBSEY: We're counting the water-sharks!
BEE: Sounds like he's counting down.
BUBSEY: Oh no! Thy're getting away! Naughty Water-sharks! Come back!
PUSS: Yeah Bee, we really got to go, by! *ends call*
NINJAY: Thank you. Hey! look at me! I'm floating!! !
AWESOMEPYTHOR: *radios in* Hay is for horses.
PUSS: *cuts off his radio signal*
NINJAY: *eating space oreos* So how long will it take to get to Mars?
STEAM: At least 180 days.
NINJAY: But I don't want to have to eat space oreos for 180 days! They're just not as good as the other kind. And besides, I'm almost out of rocket fuel.
TOLK: What doofball was in charge of fueling the rocket?
AE: Me!
*the rocket stops*
NINJAY: Bummer.
LUKE MCSWAGGER: So.... What do we do now?
NINJAY: I'm running out of oxygen in two hours, then I'll have start using the nitrogen.
TOLK: Too bad Beeboy's having his checkup.
Location: MB clinic:
BEE: What to do? What to do? There's probably something crazy going on back at FF and I can't do anything!
DOCTOR: 999... one thousa-
SOMEONE OUT THE WINDOW: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DOCTOR: Good epidermis! What is that?
BEE: *runs to the window and pulls Josiah in*
JOSIAH: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
BEE: Doctor, I just remembered that my friend here hasn't has his hair counted yet, he could be having severe growth defections!
DOCTOR: *looks at his records* Oh my! He hasn't! Josiah my boy, it's time for your checkup!
JOSAIH: WHAT?!?
BEE: *runs out the door* Freedom!
DOCTOR: I think I'm going to change schedual and get your hair count over with first. 1...2...3
JOSIAH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Location: FF
BEE: *runs through the door* I'm here everybody! What's going o- *sees the equipment*
EVERYONE: Hi Bee.
BEE:
NINJAY: *on the screen* Hi Bee! I'm out in space and these oreos taste bad and I'm running out of oxygen.
BEE:
BUBSEY: I'm very glad you're here Bee, you see, we are having a bit of trouble getting Ninjay back.
BEE: Fine! *puts a space helmet on* How do I get there?
DARTHY: *rolls in on a huge bottle of soda* Hey Bubsey! I'm back with the soda for the rocket! They didn't have enough small bottles so I had to get the extra large ultra mega jumbo size bottle.
BEE: Webby, and Puss, you're comn' with me.
*later*
BEE: *in a space-pod attached the bottle* EVERYBODY SHAKE AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!
PUSS: Yeah! Put your backs into it! And the rest of you bodies too!
WEBBY: HARDER!!!
EVERYBODY ELSE: Unnnnnng! *shaking the bottle up and down with all their might*
BEE: Now!
*Tolk opens the cap and the bottle rocket starts to lift*
Location: Outer space:
NINJAY: *floating in circles* I'm bored. I'm soooo bored. I'mboredI'mboredI'mboredI'mboredI'm-
*the soda rocket attaches to Ninjay's craft*
BEE: Ninjay! Come aboard!
NINJAY: Whatever. *floats aboard*
PUSS: Now Webby!
WEBBY: But... I...
PUSS: Our lives depend on it, we don't have anymore power and I need to get home before my shows come on!
WEBBY: I will try. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *Webby making that face defies the laws of phyiscs and causes an explosion, propeling the rocket home*
BEE, PUSS AND NINJAY: Yeah!
WEBBY: Can I stop?
Location: FF: 8:20 PM
SPLODGE: The astronauts have returned home safely. But what other dangers await them?
BEE: *huge yawn* Everything's finaly back to normal. Wait, I left Josiah at the Doctor's office! He could be there for weeks!
JOSIAH: *comes in with his head shaved* YOU GUYS DON'T GIVE ME ENOUGH CREDIT.
NINJAY: Okay, I think we all have come to the agreement that blowing up the Closet was a bad idea. Any other suggestions?
JOHNY: *raises his hand*
NINJAY: Anyone else?
*door opens and a new kid walks in*
MAJOLO: Hi, I"m new here.
NINJAY: I'm Ninjay. Bubsey, fill 'er in on what's happened.
BUBSEY: Puss and Tolk just got locked in Darthshlomo's closet forever and Ninjay's jedi master Bee just turned the dork side and is riding around on a dragon trying to capture those of us that Darthy has chosen, but we are coming up with a rescue plan!
NINJAY: Very nice Bub, couldn't have said it better myself.
MAJOLO: Oh that totally makes sense! We have to save them!
NINJAY: Exactly! Hey, I need a padawan, do you mind being one?
MAJOLO: I'm not very good at paddling.
Location: The Closet: 4:00 PM
PUSS: I can't take it anymore!!! *grabs Jessica and starts hacking away at the door* *gasps for breath* It didn't work. It's not fair.
ZANEY: *takes the ax back* Jessica! Are you okay?!?
I guess I don't need to ask you my questio-
*smashes into Bubsey and the the test tube flies out of his hand and spills down the sink*
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*grabs the shoulder angel and demon off of his shoulders and throws them out the window* Sorry guys, I just never thought this show would stoop to using those dumb things. 
I guess I don't need to ask you my questio-
*smashes into Bubsey and the the test tube flies out of his hand and spills down the sink*
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*grabs the shoulder angel and demon off of his shoulders and throws them out the window* Sorry guys, I just never thought this show would stoop to using those dumb things. 
*claps and cheers*![[ba]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/uIdovocWRLyFpSJXOPwq.png)
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*sees lights inside FF* It looks so warm and dry in there, I'll die if I don't get out of this rain soon! *opens the doors dramatically*
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*opens a door to a room nearly full of pizza boxes*
Of course! What should I look for?......... Footprints! 
