PUSS: Oh man. You just woke me up from a terrible dream: my favorite anime character was on stage at a concert singing about ham and bacon and I had just eaten a whole boatload of ham and bacon in my dream and I was about to hurl. That was close.
TOLK: I need to get out before I go bonkers!
*outside the Closet*
BEE: So why do you have bent lightsabers?
DARTHY: I don't know, I just always thought it was kind of cool. Did you know I have four of them?
BEE: Woah! Do you secretly have four arms?
DARTHY: No. But whenever somebody draws a picture of me I make sure they draw me with four arms.
*Ninjay comes in disguised with a trench coat, sunglasses and a pillow over his stomach*
NINJAY: This is AgentRay from the FCB. [Federal Closet Bureau] It has come to our attention that your closet has not had its biannual closet inspection.
DARTHY: Oh my gosh! I almost forgot!
NINJAY: Thank you for your cooperation.
BEE: Hey AgentRay, did you gain weight?
NINJAY: Um. Yes. Because I've been eating cake and donuts and other things that make you fat. Yes. If you will give me the closet keys please?
BEE: Um, master...
DARTHY: Sure thing man!
NINJAY: Thank you so much. *reaches for the keys* This will only take a momen-
AGENTRAY: *barges in through the door and fires his gun at the trench coat*
*the coat and pillows fall off revealing Ninjay standing on top of Majolo*
NINJAY: Busted! Come on Majolo! Use the forcey jump to get away! *force jumps away*
MAJOLO: I forgot how!
*Bee grabs her with the force*
NINJAY: Use your light saber!
MAJOLO: I don't have one!
NINJAY: I told you to pick one out!
MAJOLO: I couldn't choose a color!
NINJAY: I thought you picked purple!
MAJOLO: But then I saw the really fancy red one with the hand guards-
NINJAY: I told you not to pick that one! You'd lose your hand faster than hyperdrive!
MAJOLO: But it was sooo fancy!
BEE: *yawns* You guys done?
*Darthy opens the closet door and Bee throws Majolo in and shuts the door*
NINJAY.... So I guess I'll just... Um... By. *leaves*
For anyone who wasn't on the original FF around 2015, most of the seemingly random stuff last episode was from FF around then. That's why that episode was so weird.
PUSS: Welcome to the NERDIS, a time machine that I sort of borrowed without asking. I did thank them though. (It is thanksgiving after all.)
BEE: *looks around at the space-ship interior* Whoa, what is this thing? It's bigger on the inside!
PUSS: *sits down at the controls* It's the NERDIS (Nerds Eating Real Deserts In Space) Also called simply the Nerd Refrigerator. It can travel anywhere through time and space.
BEE: But how did you get it?
PUSS: It's called Thanksgiving, I did the thanking, they did the giving. (sort of) Just don't tell Tolk, she's the keeper of the sonic cabbages in their society and if she got angry... O_O........ Anyway... I noticed that you don't seem to be very Thankful today, Bee.
BEE: No! I'm thankful. It's just that...
PUSS: It's just dat- what do you mean it's just dat- I came here to show you some people that really had some real probs and they were still more appreciative than you man. *presses a button*
*they go swirling through a time vortex thingy*
Location: England, Year: around 1502: 2:33 PM
*Bee and Puss step out of the NERDIS wearing the appropriate clothing*
BEE: Wow! Did we really travel through time?
PUSS: You got that right. I do need to warn you that this machine can be a little bit unreliable, it can mix things things up a bit sometimes.
*Tolk walks by and enters a church building*
BEE: Whoa! Was that Tolk? How'd she get here?
PUSS: Told you it mixes things up.
BEE: But how is she...
[i] PUSS: I'm starting to think you don't know how to handle yourself in the past... I got an idea.
*Later*
*Inside the NERDIS*
BEE: *watches Puss on a screen* This may not be the best of ideas.
*outside*
PUSS: Of course it is. It's like the best idea in the history of ideas. This sunglasses cam thing I'm wearing rocks.
BEE: Won't sunglasses be a bit out of the ordinary in the early 1500s?
PUSS: Picky picky picky. Now lets meet those people I told you about, meet... THUH PILGRUMS! *opens the door* Howdy Pilgrim.
PILGRIM TOLK: Hi, what's that on your face?
PILRGIM BUBSEY: Why yes, I have never seen one of those before.
PILGRIM JOSIAH: YEAH! WHAT GIVES?
PUSS: Uh... They're the latest in pilgrim style. *whispers to Bee* Meet one of the pilgrim leaders... William Brewster!
RANDOM COOL PILGRIM: I like, totally need a pair of those.
WILLIAM BEESTER: Now that we're done greeting the new visitor should get back to the service.
BEE: Woah! He looks just like me!
PUSS: Quiet dude!
PILGRIM NINJAY: *holds up a stick and shows it to Puss* This is my lucky stick.
WILLIAM BEESTER: As I was saying...
GUARD: *sticks her head through the window* Please stop talking about religion or you will all have to be arrested. If you would like to talk about religion, please go the Church of England. [a]
WILLIAM BEESTER: Buzzkill.
PUSS: *whispers to Bee* And do you think this is gonna stop them?
*inside the NERDIS*
BEE: I... *gets a text* I just got a text from Tolk:
TOLK: u got mailllllllllll come and get it
BEE: Sounds like I need to go home, I've probably got mail from my family.
PUSS: Just take the NERDIS home man, I've still got the keys.
BEE: Okay. *presses some buttons and starts the machine*
*the NERDIS lands in an apple tree and knocks an apple down*
SIR BUBSEY NEWTON: Gravity!
BEE: *steps out* That's not right. *gets back in*
*the NERDIS lands somewhere in France in the late 1700s*
SKULPOLEON: I think I should take ovel ze wold!
GENERALS: We! We!
BEE: *steps out* Wrong. *gets back in*
*the NERDIS lands outside FF*
BEE: That's better.
MUINTEOR: Hello.
BEE: Hey, I hear you have a letter for me?
MUINTEOR: I have one for Bee-boy11.
BEE: Can't you just give it to me?
MUINTEOR: You don't look like Bee-boy11. He doesn't wear clothes like that.
BEE: *looks down at his 16th century English clothes* Forgot. *runs back into the NERDIS and comes out wearing his normal clothes* Now can I have the letter?
MUINTEOR: *puts the letter in the mailbox and leaves*
BEE: *sighs* *takes the letter and reads it*
LETTER: Dear Bee, the rest of your family and I are inviting you to celebrate Thanksgiving at our home. It would be nice to see you again. Love Bee-dad10. P.S. Bring a few friends, we have plenty of food.
BEE: A few friends... *goes inside* Hey everybody! I'm going to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family so don't do anything nuts while I'm gone.
TOLK: Did they tell you that you could bring a few friends? Not that I read your mail or anything. :3
BEE: Yes actually.
JOSIAH: EVERYBODY TO BEE'S HOUSE!!!
BEE: No! My dad said a few friends, not all of you.
EVERYBODY: Choose me!!!
TOLK: [a]
DARTHY: [a]
BEE: Okay, Tolk and Darthy, you come with me.
EVERYBODY ELSE: Awwww.
JAH: Man. *gets bored and goes to sit in the Closet*
*Bee, Tolk and Darthy leave*
NINJAY: You know what this means everybody! Indoor football game!
PUSS: You're still not thankful dude! Besides, I called you here for my secret reasons.
BEE: Fine. Where are we going?
PUSS: As I already showed you, the pilgrims had a problem with the church of England, I thought I'd give you some context. This church here was started by this guy named King Henry the VIII who was, um, having trouble getting a guy to succeed him on the throne, let us say. *stops the NERDIS*
*they step out into a palace*
PUSS: Ooh, schmancy. Ah! There they are.
KING ZANEY VIII: I want a fluffeh bunneh to be da next king of Engaland.
BEE: *whispers* I assume the NERDIS messed this up a bit?
PUSS: Probably for the best.
QUEEN BATTLETRUCKGALACTIA: But Zaney, the Catholic church won't let you have a fluffeh bunneh on the throne.
[i] ZANEY VIII: I has an idea! I can make me own Church that will let me have my pet fluffeh bunneh be king!
PUSS: *trips* Ouch.
ZANEY VIII: Who goeses there?
*Bee and Puss bow*
PUSS: Lord Puss57 at your disposal, your majesty. But please don't dispose of me 'cause, I wouldn't like that.
QUEEN BTG: And who is this?
PUSS: Em, this is my young ward Bee-boy11. And we've got to go... have lunch, good bye Kingy! Have a nice day!
*Bee and Puss run back into the NERDIS*
PUSS: So yeah, he was the one that started the Church of England.
BEE: The one that made you go to jail if you didn't attend?
PUSS: That's da one. Let's check in on the pilgrims, shall we?
*the NERDIS lands on a ship in the middle of the night*
PUSS: *gets out wearing his sunglasses* 'sup guys?
WILLIAM BEESTER: We just got out of the country, it took a few tries but at least we're out.
PILGRIM MAJ: Yay!
SHIPS'S COOK PILGRIM TENNISDUDE: Let's celebrate with Pancakes!
PUSS: Bee, you wanna chow?
BEE: I should be eating Thanksgiving Dinner soon, so I'll pass.
PUSS: Whatevs. So guys, where are we headed?
WILLIAM BEESTER: How did you get on this ship without knowing?
PILGRIM TOLK: Spill it.
PILGRIM NINJAY: We're on our way to Holland. (And I still have my lucky stick)
DARTHY: "Look look, see see. Stop stop! Don't shoot! Do not! Oh oh oh." O_O "Silly silly Jane. Poor poor Rick." *closes book* Children's literature these days.
BEE-BRO: Finish the stowy! Waaaah!
TOLK: *walks up to the stove* Hm, I think this would cook faster if I turned up the heat. *adjusts the dials*
!!!BOOM!!!
BEE: *runs out of the NERDIS* Tolk!
TOLK: Oooooooooooooh. What happened? Are you an angel?
BEE: Like, no. Are you okay? *helps her up*
TOLK: Uhhhhhh. *wags her head vigorously* The turkey! *looks at a pile of powder*
BEE: Oh no.
BEE-BRO: *barges into the kitchen* Bee! Dawfy won't wead Rick and Jane to me!
DARTHY: I want to read something else!
BEE-BRO: Waaaah!
TOLK: I ruined the turkey!
BEE: ARGH! *runs into the NERDIS during the confusion*
PUSS: Wasup?
BEE: My brother's screaming, Darthy's complaining and Tolk almost blew herself up and she destroyed the turkey.
PUSS: Wait, Tolk almost blew herself up? She okay?
BEE: Yeah, she's fine.
PUSS: Good to know. Lemme show you something. *presses some buttons*
*they walk out onto a ship during a storm*
PILGRIMS: AAAAAH!
WILLIAM BEESTER: Hold on everyone!
PUSS: Follow me Bee. *they walk below deck* Have you heard these dudes complain once?
BEE: Well, no.
PUSS: And I'd say they are having a slightly bigger problemo than you are. *looks around* Now I just gotta make sure the ship's okay. Hey! I can feel the ship's spine!
*the spine snaps*
PUSS: Oh snap. *the pilgrims rush to see what happened*
WILLIAM BEESTER: What's going on here?
PILGRIM TOLK: Oh! This is fabulous!
WILLIAM BEESTER: If only we had a sturdy rod to fix it with...
PILGRIM NINJAY: (this is my lucky stick)
BEE: That's it! I need the stick!
PILGRIM NINJAY: But it's my stick! It's my lucky stick!
BEE: It's your stick or our lives!
PILGRIM NINJAY: Good bye sticky. *hands it to Bee*
BEE: *ties the ship's spine to the lucky stick* Phew.
PUSS: So by some miracle the ship survived all the way to America.
BEE: Wow. How did they survive the winter when they got there?
*presses some buttons and they land in early America*
PUSS: It's mostly thanks to this one Indian guy named Squanto. *walks out* See! It's the Indian guy! *points to Webkinzbeanie dressed as an native American*
WEBBTO: This is how you do it: You take a curved stick with a string and hook. Then you attach a worm to it and a fish will bite it. Then you can catch it.
PILGRIM NINJAY: *fishing with his lucky stick that he salvaged from the ships after the voyage* This is revolutionary!
PUSS: Good ol' Indians.
WEBBTO: Native Americans!
PUSS: Whatevs. Then they had.. (drumroll please)
SPLODGE: Budabudabudabuda...
PUSS: The first thanksgiving dinner!
PILGRIM TENNISDUDE: Pancakes anyone!
*a wild turkey flies by*
WILLIAM BEESTER: *cocks gun* Nah.
BEE: Oh wait, I just remembered I have my own Thanksgiving dinner to get back to, come on! *grabs Puss and runs back into the NERDIS*
PUSS: Don't mean to rain on your party dawg, but didn't the turkey more or less explode?
BEE: I think I've got an idea.
Location: The Bee Household: 4:10 PM
TOLK: *holds the powdery remains pf the turkey* Have any idea how to fix this thing?
BEE-GIRL: Hm. *stares at her phone*
*the door opens and all the FFers walk in using slo-mo*
NINJAY: Look at us, doin' that slow-mo strut thing. Padawan! Bring it forth!
MAJ: *brings out a perfectly cooked turkey dinner* [a]
*later at dinner*
BEE-MOM: So Bee dear, did you have a good Thanksgiving?
PUSS:
PUSS: ........... Yes. Recently I've been thinking about how much harder other people have things and decided that I should be thankful. Things could always be worse, for example, Tolk could have gotten blown up earlier but she didn't.
TOLK: I thought we weren't going to talk about that. >_<
SPLODGE: And so Bee learned to be thankful for his blessings and they all sat down and ate dinner. All of FF ate that day and they just barely had enough so nobody could over-eat so they all stayed healthy and happy.
Quick Report on the Cast : December 2015 SPLODGE: Here's a quick report on the Cast, who have been so totally entranced with Star Wars since the last episode it's just not funny and we have been unable to document anything without completely Star-warsing you out. The entire population of FF is now waiting in line outside the theater to see the Force Awakens in ridiculous costumes.
TOLK: *dressed up as Jabba* Mphmph Mph!
OBEE WAN: *puts his ear to where her mouth probably is* I think she said that what you said was rubbish and our costumes our fabulous. I'm just guessing actually.
FLASH: Daisy Ridlyyyyyyy....
OBEE WAN: And this is Flash, he pretty much just does that.
TRENZALORD: Scarlett Johanssonnnn..
FLASH: *elbows him* She's not in this movie!
TRENZ: Darn.... Daisy Ridlyyyyy...
PUSS PUSS BINKS: Meesa thinks this costume's the best Dawg!
OBEE WAN: Take that thing off! You're gonna get mugged!
*distant rumbling*
*A crowd of angry Star wars fans comes after Puss*
PUSS: Ahh! Stop it yousa bombad dudes! *runs away flailing his arms*
LUKE MCSWAGGWALKER: *takes a bunch of selfies*
MAJ KANATA: I don't know who I am, I haven't seen the movie yet.
JAN SOLO: [Ninjay dressed as Han Solo] Poor guy. *looks at AE*
PRINCESS AEIA: What?
JAN SOLO: Are those cinnamon rolls attached to your head?
PRINCESS AEIA: No! I'm princess AEia and this is the latest hairstyle. [a] Who are you supposed to be?
JAN SOLO: Jan Solo of course! Don't tell anybody but I'm actually a Jedi! *pulls out his red light-saber* Spshh!
EVERYBODY ELSE IN LINE: AH! A bad guy!
JAN SOLO: Is it so wrong that I like red?
CROWD: He's gonna force choke us! Ahhh! *runs away*
JAN SOLO: Looks like we're first in line!
OBEE WAN: I guess I won't complain.
JAN SOLO: Good. *turns on Darth Vader's theme with his Ipod*
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Did you know I have four of them?
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*faints*
You hadn't finished your apprenticeship!
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[str] Merry Happy Christmas Holidays [str]