*Puss is lying on the couch while Bubsey is sitting down with a notebook*
BUBSEY: Do you mind telling me how long you've been having these feelings?
PUSS: It all started with a bad experience I had as a small child. Wait, no, it was this morning.
BUBSEY: Do you want to share what happened?
PUSS: I got this really rude letter from Santa. He told me I was on the freaking naughty list!
BUBSEY: And how does that make you feel?
PUSS: Mad. Angry. Frustrated. Like blowing up all the inflatable Santas in the world. Take your pick.
BUSBEY: And... how does that... make you feel?
PUSS: Doc, I'm beginning to question your counseling skills. How many patients have you had?
BUBSEY: *takes of the glasses* Well, I have had Bee and Tolk in here earlier, they were pretty frustrated with just such an inflatable Santa. I was able to give them some good advice and haven't hear any complaints since.
*meanwhile up in the sky somewhere*
*Bee and Tolk are holding onto a floating Santa balloon for their very lives*
BEE: When I said "Get something to inflate this with," what did you do?
TOLK: I got something to inflate it with obvs. I got the balloon inflater thingy we used for Ninjay's birthday.
BEE: Did you really think helium was a good thing to use?
TOLK: Merry Christmas to us.
*back in Bubsey's study*
BUBSEY: So they're happy.
PUSS: How did you get started on this? Did ya pick up a book on psychology at a white elephant thing or something?
BUBSEY: Well, it turned out the book was Counseling for Dummies, as in how a dummy learns to counsel, nothow to counsel them.
PUSS: Oh! I take offense at that!
BUBSEY: I'm simply trying to give you the gift of self-discovery this holiday season!
RADIO: 'Cause Santa Clause is comn' to town! He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been-
PUSS: *turns the radio off* That song is freaky. *turns off the lights* He knows when I'm sleeping. Now I don't want to go to sleep! But he also knows when I'm awake! What do I do? *sits in bed shivering for awhile*
[CRASH!!!]
PUSS: Whoa! Santa! *hides under the blankets*
*Bee and Tolk land in a dumpster outside Puss' room*
BEE: Ow....
TOLK: For once, I'm very grateful for rubbish. Ouchies.
PUSS: *goes to his window* Phew! I thought you were Santa!
BEE AND TOLK: ........
PUSS: Now that you guys are here, why don't we just all stay here for a little while? Like we could have a Christmas rap marathon and rap some sick songs that aren't about Santa.
BEE: *whispering to Tolk* Puss is acting weird, wouldn't you say?
TOLK: *whispering to Bee* Yus, I know he isn't one of us normal people but he's acting odder than usual.
BEE: I think we should stay and find out what's wrong. *stops whispering* Sure buddy, we'll stay for awhile.
PUSS: YES! I mean, sure, If you really want to. *gets out his radio* Have you ever noticed that people are always talking about Christmas rapping but you hardly ever hear any Christmas raps, weird right?
Location: FF: 7:49 AM:
*Bee and Tolk walk very slowly out of the room*
*They collapse*
PUSS: I've got more songs!
*Ninjay, AE and Johny are setting up the Christmas tree*
JOHNY: Hey! Why don't we set up little flaming candles all over our wooden Christmas tree!
AE: Great idea!
NINJAY: Let's do it!
BEE: Normally I'd run up and stop you, but I just don't have the energy.
Location: The North Pole, in a creepy ice palace: 7:52 PM
*Tad is walking up the ice stairs to approach someone sitting in a swivel chair staring out the window*
TAD: *slides into the room* Wooah!!
PERSON IN CHAIR: *turns around and puts on a Skull mask*
SKUL: Has he been sent the letter from Santa?
TAD: Yes boss. He seems to be really angry.
SKUL: Good. *kicks back* You know what, I've been noticing things. 'Cause I guess I'm just an observational guy I guess. But I noticed that being on the naughty list makes people mad.
TAD: Oh my gosh did you figure that out yourself boss?
SKUL: I did. And I thought it would be really great if we send those letters to all the FFers!
TAD: I'll go get the sleigh!
SKUL: I'll come too, we Skul-headed people should stick together.
TAD: Onward to FF!
*they slip*
SKUL AND TAD: Wooaah!
Location: FF: 8:03 AM
JOHNY: Here's the candles!
AE: Yippee!
MIAKITTYMOON: *sticks her head through the window* Please do not burn down the topic or we won't even have a topic to lock, thank you! [a] *takes the candles and goes back through the window*
NINJAY: Aw man. I guess we'll have to decorate with Oreos like we normally do.
PUSS: *looking out the window* Ah! It's back!
BEE: *yawns* What?
PUSS: *dramatically pauses*... Santa.
BEE: *walks over to the window* Puss, Santa Clause doesn't exis- Wha?O_O
PUSS: It's him. He's the punk that ruined my Christmas.
JOHNY: And how'd he do that Mate? He seemes pretty jolly to me.
PUSS: He put me on. The. Naughty. List.
NINJAY: Were you naughty?
PUSS: Uh... Yeah. But that's beside the point. Everyone's naughty.
AE: At least I'm not on the naughty list!
NINJAY: You're perfect?!?
ELSA: Um...
BEE: And it looks like he has a huge sack of letters.
PUSS: Oh no! We've gotta save Christmas! Come on dawgs! *runs outside*
SANTA TAD: It's actually your friends and family who give you presents! *knocks Puss' candy cane out of his hand and kicks him off the sleigh* Ho Ho Ho!
PUSS: WOOOOAAAH! *lands in a dumpster*
BEE: *grabs Puss' candy cane out of the air* Hey you! You can't do that!
SANTA TAD: I just did! *attacks Bee*
BEE: *defends* What kind of a person are you? You stole the true meaning of Christmas! It hasn't been mentioned one time this episode!
SANTA TAD: Not my problem, too bad you're all naughty or I might actually give you something. *slashes with his cane*
BEE: Christmas isn't about presents! *blocks*
SANTA TAD: Skul, help me out here!
SKUL: Gladly! *draws his own candy cane*
PUSS: *lands on Skul* There was a trampoline in the dumpster.
SANTAD TAD: Phooey. I'll have to take care of you myself!
NINJAY: Bee! Puss! Jump onto the balloon!
BEE: Woah! *drops the cane*
*Bee and Puss jump off the sleigh*
SANTA TAD: Cowards! *notices that the sleigh is headed for a giant nativity display on top of a building*
[CRASH]
SANTA TAD: AAAHHH! * he and Skul land in a dumpster*
SKUL: It stinks in here.
*back up in the sky*
BEE: I'm glad we have a savior.
NINJAY: How do we get down?
*the santa balloon pops*
PUSS: Don't worry. I'm sure there's a dumpster underneath us.
Location: FF: 7:30 PM
*All of FF is sitting down for their Christmas party*
BEE: First of all, I've got presents for Tolk, Puss, Johny, Maj and Jah.
*they open them to find small keys*
BEE: That's right, keys to the Closet, keep these with you always, just in case.
DARTHY: Hey! Those aren't authorized!
NINJAY: I also got everybody a small gift. Cool *speaks into a walkie talkie* Bring it in.
*A massive dump truck full of Oreos arrives at the door and dumps its cargo inside*
BEE: My name is Bee-boy11. I lived in a place called Finding Friendships in the Community Chat Forum, Message Board City. I made good friends there, had some good times, some bad times but- Man, this speech is sounding really rehearsed.
SPLODGE: You have to do it, it's sounds really good and sentimental.
BEE: Fine. Where was I? Oh yeah, I had some bad times but they all seem to be over now. I think this is the series finale. The Mods warned us but I never thought it would come to this.
Location: MB Jail. 9:00 PM
*Bee, Tolk, Puss and Ninjay are sitting on a bench in one of the cells*
BEE: You really did it this time Puss.
PUSS: Why are you blaming this on me? What'd I do?
NINJAY: I'm bored. When can we go home?
PUSS: Don't you get it man!?! FF is locked!
NINJAY: Really! Why didn't anybody tell me?
TOLK: And it's all. Puss's. Fault.
PUSS: Hey! How was I supposed to know he didn't think I was joking?
BEE:
PUSS: The gun was obviously fake!
POLICE OFFICER: *shows up at the cell door* Greetings. I am officer Spudbud.
NINJAY: *snickers*
OFFICER SPUDBUD: *glares*
NINJAY: [a]
OFFICER SPUDBUD: The Mods have agreed to let you go. *unlocks the door and gives them a box* Here's your stuff. It's all there; there wasn't anything good.
*they rummage through their stuff*
TOLK: Oreos, my sock, portable grandfather clock...
PUSS: Phew! My Rap song lyrics! Glad these didn't fall into the wrong hands, they gonna make me a lota dough.
NINJAY: My Red lightsaber! *ignites it* Spshh!
OFFICER SPUDBUD: Freeze, Sith! *shoots his tazer at Ninjay*
NINJAY: *blocks it and they start fighting* Ya know, just because I like red doesn't mean... Yikes!
PUSS: Ready to go dawgs? Findin' Friendships 2.0 here I come! I'll be famous!
*the screen goes all swirly and fades into black and white*
Location: Gangstaville: 9:00 PM
*a fancy car drives through the street*
GANGSTA NINJAY: *pulls out a machine gun and starts shooting* Guhguhguhguhguhguhguhguh !
GANGSTA PUSS: Hey. Gangsta Ninjay, stop dat, youz gunna get da cops on our tails, see.
GANSTA NINJAY: Aw man, but I like shooting stuff, see. It's what we gangstas do, see.
GANGSTA PUSS: Stop anyway, see.
GANGSTA NINJAY: *aims the gun at a random tree*
GANGSTA BUBSEY: I advise that ya don't do that. It'd be rash, see.
GANGSTA TOLK: Yush, listen to da Brains, Seeeeeeee.
PUSS: Now let's go see da boss, see.
*they drive up to some random building and walk in*
*some guy in a chair turns around and squints at them*
BEE-BOSS: Hello.
GANGSTA PUSS: Did youz see da headlines see?
BEE-BOSS: Yus. I did. *shows them the Gangstaville Gazette*
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Lots of Oreos at the National Oreo Bank, security not very strong, see.
GANGSTA NINJAY: Yu'd hafta be a doofus not to snap dat offer up, see.
BEE-BOSS: Ninjay, what have I done to you, to make you treat me with such disrespect?
NINJAY: Nothing. Sorry Boss... See.
BEE-BOSS: Then let us be on our way.
*they get back in the fancy car and drive to the National Oreo Bank*
GANGSTA NINJAY: *takes out his machine gun* Guhguhguhgughguhguhguhguh!
OFFICER AGENTRAY: *runs up to the bank* [pant, pant] Woo, [] [gasp] You're under arrest, see! *flashes a badge for a fraction of a millisecond* This is Agent Ray, official moderation agent, see! *points his popguns at them* Stick 'em up, See!
*MKM wakes up*
MKM: Moderation Agent? That doesn't sound right?
FOXLOVER: You're telling me.
MKM: What are you freaks doing here?
SPLODGE: Filming your dreams obviously.
MKM: That's just creepy. Get out of here! *kicks the crew out*
TOLK: Why are you trying to shut me out? I'm your best friend!
BEE: Why are you here? I want to be alone!
TOLK: But this is when we need each other the most! And besides, Ninjay got kidnapped.
BEE: *flings the door open* What?
TOLK: *gets hit in the face* OH!!! MY FABULOUS FACE!
BEE: Oh my gosh are you okay?
TOLK: If you're talking to my face, no.
BEE: Sorry about that. But what's this about Ninjay getting kidnapped?
TOLK: Well, that stupid guy Zaney came in while we were unincarcerating the other FFers and he said "Come with Zaney! " And then he threw a laughing gass bomb and grabbed Ninjay, Darthy, Steam and Lukey (his hair is amaz by the way) and carried them off in the confusion!
BEE: *jumps in his car* Come on! *glances at his hair in the rear-view mirror* You can sit up front, there's... pizza sauce in the back.
Angry. 
Frustrated. 
Like blowing up all the inflatable Santas in the world. Take your pick.
Angry. 
Frustrated. 
What do I do? *sits in bed shivering for awhile* 
........
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I mean, sure, If you really want to. 
Has he been sent the letter from Santa? 
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*takes the candles and goes back through the window*
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*attacks Bee*
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*!!!BANG!!!* 
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