Feb 9, 2022 21:46:04 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Feb 9, 2022 21:46:04 GMT
Tales of Omega Tahu
Chapter 2: The Omega Power
Tahu is a member of a small resistance that will probably have no relevance to the plot. He sneaks into a dark alley and finds fantasy1111...casually enjoying popcorn.
Tahu: What are you doing?
fantasy: Enjoying the story that I'm writing.
Tahu: Huh?
fantasy: Uh...okay. The truth is...you aren't a real person. You're just a character in my terrible fanfiction that I'm just making up as I go along.
Tahu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
fantasy: But you can escape this place...if you join me.
Tahu: Never! You...uh...killed my father, or something like that!
fantasy: I write the story, so technically, I am your father.
Tahu: Well, if you write this story, can't you do something to fix all this?
fantasy: Well, I might as well give this story some closure...*Walks away to the writing room*
*Suddenly, a golden light descends down to Tahu*
Tahu: What is this?
*Suddenly this golden light reveals itself to be...*
Emarcee: I am Emarcee, wielder of the power of the waffle iron, and master of satirical writing. I have come to bring you...
*A golden waffle of pure light appears in the hands of Emarcee*
Emarcee: ...the omega waffle. *Gives it to Tahu* Eat it, and feel the power to save your world. *Disappears*
Tahu:...Okay, I guess one bite couldn't hurt...*Bites into it*...Woah, I feel super, super, SUPER OMEGA!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (Hopefully in a less cheesy way)
Yes, I revived this, because why not?
Emarcee: I am the waffle man. My waffles are delicious.
Suddenly, Emarcee simply ascends into the Heavens, as inexplicably as he first came.
OMEGA Tahu: Incredible. Truly, the Great Beings smile upon me.
Suddenly, Tahu heard some *very* cliche jazz coming from the distance... could it be...?
OMEGA Tahu: What is this I doth perceive: could it be... SHIPPING?!?!
The Toa of fire leapt into action, donning a kanohi kakama so he could blaze off toward the music. Soaring into the air and landing on the balcony of a tall building, he beheld a most blasphemous site.
Kopaka and Gali were holding *hands.* Despicable.
Thus enraged, OMEGA Tahu barged inside.
OMEGA Tahu: KOPAKA?! GALI?!?
Gali: Huh?!
Kopaka: Tahu?!?!
OMEGA Tahu: That's OMEGA Tahu to you, brother. What are you doing with Gali?!?!
Kopaka: Oh settle down, would you, you hothead? You know me and Gali have always kind of had a thing for...-
OMEGA Tahu: BLASPHEMY!!! Such things... are NOT. CANOOOON!!!
He screamed in an insisting tone.
Gali: Canon or not. I still think you're just jealous.
Kopaka: Good old Gali... always the voice of reason.
At this... they both... smiled? What is this SACRILEGE?! BIONICLES?! SMILING?!?!
Only air Matoran and Toa do that. And the occasional villain.
OMEGA Tahu: ENOUGH of this blasphemy! I, OMEGA Tahu, am sworn to end this dangerous charade of... gasp... SHIPPING.
Kopaka: Well then you're out of luck brother... for you see... in all honesty. I am actually...
Kopaka *posed.* A flowing white cape unfolding from the back of his neck, and draping over behind him.
ALPHA Kopaka: I am ALPHA Kopaka! Empowered by the sacred pancake, I am sworn to defend shipping, and bring love to our war-torn world.
OMEGA Tahu was dumbstruck. Kopaka could not seriously have been seduced by the alluring powers of FLAT pancakes... could he...?
OMEGA Tahu: Brother. Truly, your ideals have become far removed from mine. We may have had our disagreements in the past, but this is quite simply... too far.
ALPHA Kopaka: No brother. It is you who are stuck in your old ways. This revelation of emotions is the only thing that will save our world.
OMEGA Tahu: BUT IT IS CRINGE!!!
Without another word spoken, the two lunged to fight each other, both fully evenly matches as they'd always been...
Gali: I still say he's just jealous.
From the hole made in the wall, Stormer calmly shakes his head while Furno looks on in horror.
Meanwhile in Makuhero City...
Rocka pounds his fist into a table. "They've been gone for too long and haven't returned with any information. We have to send you in!"
Surge shakes his head. "They'll never believe it."
Rocka laughs. "Won't? You two practically are siblings! They'll believe it. Here, let's try the experiment again.!" He holds up two pictures in front of a tied up Agori. "Corporate wants you to look at this. See any difference?"
The Agori stares at them for awhile before shaking their head. "They're the same picture."
