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Post by fantasius1111 on Mar 24, 2017 16:43:32 GMT
Finally. I've migrated here.
I remember this topic. Back when I was fantasy1111, I read the comedies. I don't recall making my own, however.
Oh, well, let's see how this turns out!
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Post by ultra on Mar 24, 2017 18:09:55 GMT
They did the same thing with the Star Wars TFA rp a year later - they deleted the whole subforum because we couldn't come to a decision on how to use the Force, even though we had voted on the matter earlier that day. Perhaps we can get the admins to add that.... I wonder what clever person helped resolve that... It's a mystery
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Post by ultra on Mar 24, 2017 18:14:40 GMT
Tahu: I CAN FEEL THE POWAH Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: u wot m8 Mata Nui: Guys, guys, guys! This is complete chaos! We need some organization! How about all the Makuta serve me, and they create Rahi, and- Teridax: lolnope Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: can i please leave Everyone on Spherus Magna: nO
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Post by Jade on Mar 24, 2017 18:33:28 GMT
Tahu: I CAN FEEL THE POWAH Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: u wot m8 Mata Nui: Guys, guys, guys! This is complete chaos! We need some organization! How about all the Makuta serve me, and they create Rahi, and- Teridax: lolnope Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: can i please leave Everyone on Spherus Magna: nO What did I just read?
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Post by ultra on Mar 24, 2017 18:40:57 GMT
Tahu: I CAN FEEL THE POWAH Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: u wot m8 Mata Nui: Guys, guys, guys! This is complete chaos! We need some organization! How about all the Makuta serve me, and they create Rahi, and- Teridax: lolnope Vezon: *dabs* Kopaka: can i please leave Everyone on Spherus Magna: nO What did I just read? this is how my mind really works
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Post by Emarcee on Mar 24, 2017 19:00:29 GMT
Onewa and Whenua are on a talk show discussing the creation of kolhii.
Announcer: And welcome back to "That's Where the Game Comes From." I'm your host, Announcer guy! And today we discuss the creation of the famous matoran sport... Kolhii! So tell me, which one of you two contributed the most to the creation of kolhii.
Onewa: Well it's hard to say, our two tribes started an arguement about wether it was the quality of stone that affected the scultpors's carvings, or the carvers's skill. So we invented a game called kolhii where everyone had to play well so they would forget their rivalry.
Whenua: Er... I recall it was indeed the skill of the carvers that ended up producing those terrible sculptures. Seriously that last one looked NOTHING like Onua. So technically you contributed more to the great game brother.
Onewa: Actually you delivered a sample stone straight from the mines straight to me. And I noted it chipped very easily.
Whenua: You hit it with your hammer staff!
Onewa: So did everybody else when they were sculpting with it! That mass produced trash cost us a fortune in demolitions and replacement!
Whenua: it cost US a fortune when we were told we had to move everybody to a completely new mineshaft! Do you realise how much incentive it takes to make a matoran do that?
Onewa: As I recall "brother". You could of collected stone of higher quality from that mineshaft that was almost safety tested after construction was complete
Whenua: As I recall, (kolhii head) brother. A skilled carver could have easily worked around the fragile rock an created a sculpture worthy of the prophecised toa mata!
Onewa: Hah! So you admit it! Your stones WERE too low quality for my stone carvers!
Whenua: Hah! And YOU admit it! Your stone carvers ARE too unskilled for the stones we produced!
Onewa: What do you expect from my tribe? There is so much even a master carver can do with a stone!
The two go on arguing about the intelligence of po-matoran and the strength of onu-matoran.
-Mrcqm 06-01-2014 from the "Bionicle Comedy Central TWO!" topic
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Post by fantasius1111 on Mar 26, 2017 9:25:14 GMT
Hello? Anybody here?
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Post by TichePotato on Mar 26, 2017 12:03:30 GMT
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Post by Jade on Mar 26, 2017 20:51:18 GMT
Onewa and Whenua are on a talk show discussing the creation of kolhii. Announcer: And welcome back to "That's Where the Game Comes From." I'm your host, Announcer guy! And today we discuss the creation of the famous matoran sport... Kolhii! So tell me, which one of you two contributed the most to the creation of kolhii. Onewa: Well it's hard to say, our two tribes started an arguement about wether it was the quality of stone that affected the scultpors's carvings, or the carvers's skill. So we invented a game called kolhii where everyone had to play well so they would forget their rivalry. Whenua: Er... I recall it was indeed the skill of the carvers that ended up producing those terrible sculptures. Seriously that last one looked NOTHING like Onua. So technically you contributed more to the great game brother. Onewa: Actually you delivered a sample stone straight from the mines straight to me. And I noted it chipped very easily. Whenua: You hit it with your hammer staff! Onewa: So did everybody else when they were sculpting with it! That mass produced trash cost us a fortune in demolitions and replacement! Whenua: it cost US a fortune when we were told we had to move everybody to a completely new mineshaft! Do you realise how much incentive it takes to make a matoran do that? Onewa: As I recall "brother". You could of collected stone of higher quality from that mineshaft that was almost safety tested after construction was complete Whenua: As I recall, (kolhii head) brother. A skilled carver could have easily worked around the fragile rock an created a sculpture worthy of the prophecised toa mata! Onewa: Hah! So you admit it! Your stones WERE too low quality for my stone carvers! Whenua: Hah! And YOU admit it! Your stone carvers ARE too unskilled for the stones we produced! Onewa: What do you expect from my tribe? There is so much even a master carver can do with a stone! The two go on arguing about the intelligence of po-matoran and the strength of onu-matoran. -Mrcqm 06-01-2014 from the "Bionicle Comedy Central TWO!" topic I think I wrote a few comedies, I'll go see if they sucked or not.
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Post by Rocka99 on Mar 27, 2017 12:20:29 GMT
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Post by Emarcee on Mar 27, 2017 18:00:24 GMT
Ah, Fantasy! My old friend! How are you doing now that Legolas was included in The Hobbit trilogy for no good reason other than to jump across a few rocks?
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Post by ultra on Mar 27, 2017 19:27:09 GMT
It was that morning that Hewkii set off. His mission was clear, and his goal was more important than anything he had done so far. The journey would be long and hard. But the outcome would be worth it, and would bring prosperity to every Toa, Matoran, and Agori on Spherus Magna. He was going to find the last of the Makuta, and he was going to take his Oreos. He traveled across barren landscapes, with only the faintest signs of life appearing along the way. He had little clues as to the location of the Makuta's palace, but he knew that he would find it. He had to. After at least three weeks of traveling, he saw it. The largest structure he had ever seen protruded from the ground. Larger than the Great Spirit Robot, larger than the prototype robot. It covered everything around it in shadow, and Hewkii seemed to be the only living being for miles. The Toa Mahri ran toward the palace, with a great feeling of accomplishment and relief. He ran through the entrance. He ran up ten flights of stairs, without stopping, somehow knowing that the delicious cookies were at the top. And when he threw himself through the doorway at the top of the stairs, he was not disappointed. On a dais in the center of the room was a box of Oreos. He approached it, putting his finger on the container. And the Toa ripped it open and looked inside. Tears began to stream down his face as he fell to his knees. Alas, after all this work - there was only one Oreo left. Hewkii heard a snicker come from behind him. "Who is it? Who ate all the Oreos?" Vezon kneeled down next to the Toa. "This is not the end, young one. You see, Oreos are not the only cookie in the world. Please, open the cabinet." The Skakdi pointed to the right side of the room, in which a cabinet stood mounted on the wall. Hewkii got to his feet and proceeded toward it. Inside, he found at least a dozen boxes of Chips Ahoy. Grateful to the Skakdi, he turned around to thank Vezon. But the being was gone. Hewkii looked down at the Agori shopping bag he had brought with him. He loaded the Chips Ahoy into it, and left the palace. It wasn't until he reached the exterior that he realized something - he had forgotten the way home. So the Toa sat down in the sand and ate cookies until he was full. And then Mixerix showed up, with new Oreos.
THE END
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Post by fantasius1111 on Mar 29, 2017 20:29:27 GMT
Ah, Fantasy! My old friend! How are you doing now that Legolas was included in The Hobbit trilogy for no good reason other than to jump across a few rocks? Fine thank you. My big problem is that the world's ending next day. P.S: Why did you disappear from the MB Apocalypse RP, oh mighty, Emarcee? (Rhyming!)
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Post by Emarcee on Apr 2, 2017 21:36:01 GMT
Ah, Fantasy! My old friend! How are you doing now that Legolas was included in The Hobbit trilogy for no good reason other than to jump across a few rocks? Fine thank you. My big problem is that the world's ending next day. P.S: Why did you disappear from the MB Apocalypse RP, oh mighty, Emarcee? (Rhyming!) It was pathetic and full of people who didn't know how to adapt to a powerful character without resorting to stupidly made up moves for the sake of being OP instead of trying to come up with creative solutions to combat my character, all they did was inexplicably stick magic into their guns and shoot lasers at me. No thanks.
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