I actually took a look at the RP a few days ago before I saw this and saw everyone arguing about you being smashed. I don't think I wanna join the RP.
I personally think that my flop in the NK RP was worse, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t upset.
The arguing isn’t that bad if you don’t get involved unless it directly concerns you.
That's the thing. At one point I may very well be what everyone is arguing about.
Anyway to prevent this from getting off topic lets see if I can make a small comedy.
A few days ago, on the ordinary island of Okoto, all lived in TOTAL ANARCHY!!! It was a place of chaos and Destruction! The Mask! It had been Found! The Mask-Of-Making-Moons-fall-on-peoples-heads! Some random villager who was lonely and a trouble maker used it to make the Moon start falling to Okoto! Now a hero from another world needs to come and save the Island! And what did we get? Six clumsy, incompetent, forgetful, fools! They fell from the sky like 99% of summoned things/people. The impact must've thrown their Floppy Disks halfway across the world 'cause they couldn't even remember who they were! So then groups of losers who had nothing better to do came to see what all the crashin' and bashin' that was goin' on outside the villages. I hope the losers were happy! It's not everyday ya get a Legendary Klutz falling into your backyard! But then the Villager with the Mask-of-making-moons-fall-on-peoples-heads (Who started calling himself the Kid of Skulls) created an army of Useless monsters to fight the group of Useless heroes! So then the Heroes being as uneducated and forgetful as they were had to by accompanied by fairies who honestly weren't all that much better. Even that wasn't enough so I had to come down all Mata Nui like and tell them that they had to save this pathetic Island that was still in the Stone age from that big fat scary looking rock with a freaky expression on it's face who would crash in 2 days 23 hours 58 Minutes and 23 Seconds. They tried their best the Six fools with fairies did, but it wasn't enough so I had to hire some Metal Dragon and a Green Pixie who I found trapped in little Red and White Spheres with a Button that released them to bend the fabric of Time. Things seemed to be going well, and after about 365 rewinds, 527 Game Overs, and a Grand Total of a measly 13 Ruppies They FINALLY managed to save this pathetic Island from it's own Mask! As of today Mask Makers have to go through some annoying registration stuffz to make sure no weirdos make any more OP masks! Wait a Sec... If I could come down all Mata Nui like, and If I could Hire two Time bending Creatures... WHY DIDN'T I JUST DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF!!! THE FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN DO ALL THE SIDE QUESTS!!! THREE YEARS OF MY IMMORTAL LIFE WASTED!!!
I personally think that my flop in the NK RP was worse, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t upset.
The arguing isn’t that bad if you don’t get involved unless it directly concerns you.
That's the thing. At one point I may very well be what everyone is arguing about.
Anyway to prevent this from getting off topic lets see if I can make a small comedy.
A few days ago, on the ordinary island of Okoto, all lived in TOTAL ANARCHY!!! It was a place of chaos and Destruction! The Mask! It had been Found! The Mask-Of-Making-Moons-fall-on-peoples-heads! Some random villager who was lonely and a trouble maker used it to make the Moon start falling to Okoto! Now a hero from another world needs to come and save the Island! And what did we get? Six clumsy, incompetent, forgetful, fools! They fell from the sky like 99% of summoned things/people. The impact must've thrown their Floppy Disks halfway across the world 'cause they couldn't even remember who they were! So then groups of losers who had nothing better to do came to see what all the crashin' and bashin' that was goin' on outside the villages. I hope the losers were happy! It's not everyday ya get a Legendary Klutz falling into your backyard! But then the Villager with the Mask-of-making-moons-fall-on-peoples-heads (Who started calling himself the Kid of Skulls) created an army of Useless monsters to fight the group of Useless heroes! So then the Heroes being as uneducated and forgetful as they were had to by accompanied by fairies who honestly weren't all that much better. Even that wasn't enough so I had to come down all Mata Nui like and tell them that they had to save this pathetic Island that was still in the Stone age from that big fat scary looking rock with a freaky expression on it's face who would crash in 2 days 23 hours 58 Minutes and 23 Seconds. They tried their best the Six fools with fairies did, but it wasn't enough so I had to hire some Metal Dragon and a Green Pixie who I found trapped in little Red and White Spheres with a Button that released them to bend the fabric of Time. Things seemed to be going well, and after about 365 rewinds, 527 Game Overs, and a Grand Total of a measly 13 Ruppies They FINALLY managed to save this pathetic Island from it's own Mask! As of today Mask Makers have to go through some annoying registration stuffz to make sure no weirdos make any more OP masks! Wait a Sec... If I could come down all Mata Nui like, and If I could Hire two Time bending Creatures... WHY DIDN'T I JUST DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF!!! THE FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN DO ALL THE SIDE QUESTS!!! THREE YEARS OF MY IMMORTAL LIFE WASTED!!!
If you joined, I would OOC help you and IC try to destroy you!
This story is making me want to make a Bionicle version of Legend of Zelda!
That's the thing. At one point I may very well be what everyone is arguing about.
Anyway to prevent this from getting off topic lets see if I can make a small comedy.
A few days ago, on the ordinary island of Okoto, all lived in TOTAL ANARCHY!!! It was a place of chaos and Destruction! The Mask! It had been Found! The Mask-Of-Making-Moons-fall-on-peoples-heads! Some random villager who was lonely and a trouble maker used it to make the Moon start falling to Okoto! Now a hero from another world needs to come and save the Island! And what did we get? Six clumsy, incompetent, forgetful, fools! They fell from the sky like 99% of summoned things/people. The impact must've thrown their Floppy Disks halfway across the world 'cause they couldn't even remember who they were! So then groups of losers who had nothing better to do came to see what all the crashin' and bashin' that was goin' on outside the villages. I hope the losers were happy! It's not everyday ya get a Legendary Klutz falling into your backyard! But then the Villager with the Mask-of-making-moons-fall-on-peoples-heads (Who started calling himself the Kid of Skulls) created an army of Useless monsters to fight the group of Useless heroes! So then the Heroes being as uneducated and forgetful as they were had to by accompanied by fairies who honestly weren't all that much better. Even that wasn't enough so I had to come down all Mata Nui like and tell them that they had to save this pathetic Island that was still in the Stone age from that big fat scary looking rock with a freaky expression on it's face who would crash in 2 days 23 hours 58 Minutes and 23 Seconds. They tried their best the Six fools with fairies did, but it wasn't enough so I had to hire some Metal Dragon and a Green Pixie who I found trapped in little Red and White Spheres with a Button that released them to bend the fabric of Time. Things seemed to be going well, and after about 365 rewinds, 527 Game Overs, and a Grand Total of a measly 13 Ruppies They FINALLY managed to save this pathetic Island from it's own Mask! As of today Mask Makers have to go through some annoying registration stuffz to make sure no weirdos make any more OP masks! Wait a Sec... If I could come down all Mata Nui like, and If I could Hire two Time bending Creatures... WHY DIDN'T I JUST DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF!!! THE FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN DO ALL THE SIDE QUESTS!!! THREE YEARS OF MY IMMORTAL LIFE WASTED!!!
If you joined, I would OOC help you and IC try to destroy you!
This story is making me want to make a Bionicle version of Legend of Zelda!
I still don't think I wanna join. Would you try to destroy me even if I'm on your side?
That would be fun! Maybe I should make another Comedy.
I personally think that my flop in the NK RP was worse, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t upset.
The arguing isn’t that bad if you don’t get involved unless it directly concerns you.
That's the thing. At one point I may very well be what everyone is arguing about.
Anyway to prevent this from getting off topic lets see if I can make a small comedy.
A few days ago, on the ordinary island of Okoto, all lived in TOTAL ANARCHY!!! It was a place of chaos and Destruction! The Mask! It had been Found! The Mask-Of-Making-Moons-fall-on-peoples-heads! Some random villager who was lonely and a trouble maker used it to make the Moon start falling to Okoto! Now a hero from another world needs to come and save the Island! And what did we get? Six clumsy, incompetent, forgetful, fools! They fell from the sky like 99% of summoned things/people. The impact must've thrown their Floppy Disks halfway across the world 'cause they couldn't even remember who they were! So then groups of losers who had nothing better to do came to see what all the crashin' and bashin' that was goin' on outside the villages. I hope the losers were happy! It's not everyday ya get a Legendary Klutz falling into your backyard! But then the Villager with the Mask-of-making-moons-fall-on-peoples-heads (Who started calling himself the Kid of Skulls) created an army of Useless monsters to fight the group of Useless heroes! So then the Heroes being as uneducated and forgetful as they were had to by accompanied by fairies who honestly weren't all that much better. Even that wasn't enough so I had to come down all Mata Nui like and tell them that they had to save this pathetic Island that was still in the Stone age from that big fat scary looking rock with a freaky expression on it's face who would crash in 2 days 23 hours 58 Minutes and 23 Seconds. They tried their best the Six fools with fairies did, but it wasn't enough so I had to hire some Metal Dragon and a Green Pixie who I found trapped in little Red and White Spheres with a Button that released them to bend the fabric of Time. Things seemed to be going well, and after about 365 rewinds, 527 Game Overs, and a Grand Total of a measly 13 Ruppies They FINALLY managed to save this pathetic Island from it's own Mask! As of today Mask Makers have to go through some annoying registration stuffz to make sure no weirdos make any more OP masks! Wait a Sec... If I could come down all Mata Nui like, and If I could Hire two Time bending Creatures... WHY DIDN'T I JUST DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF!!! THE FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN DO ALL THE SIDE QUESTS!!! THREE YEARS OF MY IMMORTAL LIFE WASTED!!!
I need to re-upload the Brisk Walk for Power
I tried remastering it but I realized that 1. nobody was reading it. 2. it's a VERY long story and each chapter had a lot in it that I would've liked to clean up.
Sadly, there's a scene in Brisk Walk for Power 2 that I don't think would get past the moderators here, because they're actually human and understand subtle jokes if you remember Brisk Walk 2... you might know what I'm talking about.
Tahu's Attempts To Become Relevant Again That Once Succeeded
Tahu is in the "discontinued" room at the LEGO HQ with other themes like World Racers, Ben 10 etc.
Tahu: What do I ever do now? There's nothing to keep me occupied here except a few boring politics magazines! Chromastone (the figure from the Ben 10 theme): Try breaking into Hero Factory. Tahu: Yeah, like I would really trust some rockhead. (laugh track) Chromastone: Very funny. Just use a disguise or something. Take my badge. You can scan some random hero. (Thankfully for Tahu, the security at the discontinued room is almost nonexistent.) Tahu: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FREEDOM! Nex is casually walking around Makuhero city. Tahu: Yes! Someone I can scan! Nex: Uhh... HEY! YOU'RE A BIONICLE, GET OUT OF TOWN! Tahu: NOPE.
Nex challenged Tahu!
Nex used Laser!
Tahu lost 10 hp!
Tahu used ???!
It's super effective!
Nex lost 100 hp!
Nex fainted! Tahu won!
Tahu: Heh, loser. (scans Nex) Tahu!Nex: Now to sneak in! Stormer: Lalalala, nacho cheese, nacho cheese! Stormer: Oh, hey Nex. Tahu!Nex: What is it with you and nacho cheese? Stormer: I just like it. Now go where you need to go. Furno: Hey Nex! Tahu!Nex: Hey-(trips) DOH! The mask fell off! Heroes: (shocked) Tahu: What the? I thought this was a transformation device, not a disguise maker! Stringer: Heh, guess it was. Tahu is back at the discontinued room. He decides to sue Chromastone. Judge: And now we begin Tahu's case against Chromastone. Tahu: He said it transformed me! But it just made a disguise and my mask fell off! Chromastone: Heh, loser. I was... (takes off mask) Nex: Nex all along! (Everybody is shocked) Tahu: Who was that guy I scanned then? Nex: That was Qex, my identical twin brother. Qex: I hate you, Tahu! I thought I was the master of pokemon parody battles! Tahu: Then what happened to Chromastone? Nex: I beat him in a pokemon parody battle and used his badge to scan him. Judge: Julius Nex, you have been charged with identity theft. You will serve a week in prison. Qex Nex, you will receive a 1 day sentence for assisting with identity theft. Both: DOH! Some time later... Tahu: Isn't it nice to have my own theme again? You agree with me, Lewa? Lewa: I guess... More impressive that your dumb scheme actually worked.
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 22, 2018 9:09:00 GMT
In a dystopian world that was once a place for Bionicle fans to write comedies and laugh at them, everything is about shipping now. Nieda Valtapaz now controls every inch of the Bionicle forum, and has begun a new age of ridiculous ships. However, one Toa is destined to save everyone.
Tales of Omega Tahu
Chapter 2: The Omega Power
Tahu is a member of a small resistance that will probably have no relevance to the plot. He sneaks into a dark alley and finds fantasy1111...casually enjoying popcorn.
Tahu: What are you doing?
fantasy: Enjoying the story that I'm writing.
Tahu: Huh?
fantasy: Uh...okay. The truth is...you aren't a real person. You're just a character in my terrible fanfiction that I'm just making up as I go along.
Tahu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
fantasy: But you can escape this place...if you join me.
Tahu: Never! You...uh...killed my father, or something like that!
fantasy: I write the story, so technically, I am your father.
Tahu: Well, if you write this story, can't you do something to fix all this?
fantasy: Well, I might as well give this story some closure...*Walks away to the writing room*
*Suddenly, a golden light descends down to Tahu*
Tahu: What is this?
*Suddenly this golden light reveals itself to be...*
Emarcee: I am Emarcee, wielder of the power of the waffle iron, and master of satirical writing. I have come to bring you...
*A golden waffle of pure light appears in the hands of Emarcee*
Emarcee: ...the omega waffle. *Gives it to Tahu* Eat it, and feel the power to save your world. *Disappears*
Tahu:...Okay, I guess one bite couldn't hurt...*Bites into it*...Woah, I feel super, super, SUPER OMEGA!!!!
In a dystopian world that was once a place for Bionicle fans to write comedies and laugh at them, everything is about shipping now. Nieda Valtapaz now controls every inch of the Bionicle forum, and has begun a new age of ridiculous ships. However, one Toa is destined to save everyone.
Tales of Omega Tahu
Chapter 2: The Omega Power
Tahu is a member of a small resistance that will probably have no relevance to the plot. He sneaks into a dark alley and finds fantasy1111...casually enjoying popcorn.
Tahu: What are you doing?
fantasy: Enjoying the story that I'm writing.
Tahu: Huh?
fantasy: Uh...okay. The truth is...you aren't a real person. You're just a character in my terrible fanfiction that I'm just making up as I go along.
Tahu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
fantasy: But you can escape this place...if you join me.
Tahu: Never! You...uh...killed my father, or something like that!
fantasy: I write the story, so technically, I am your father.
Tahu: Well, if you write this story, can't you do something to fix all this?
fantasy: Well, I might as well give this story some closure...*Walks away to the writing room*
*Suddenly, a golden light descends down to Tahu*
Tahu: What is this?
*Suddenly this golden light reveals itself to be...*
Emarcee: I am Emarcee, wielder of the power of the waffle iron, and master of satirical writing. I have come to bring you...
*A golden waffle of pure light appears in the hands of Emarcee*
Emarcee: ...the omega waffle. *Gives it to Tahu* Eat it, and feel the power to save your world. *Disappears*
Tahu:...Okay, I guess one bite couldn't hurt...*Bites into it*...Woah, I feel super, super, SUPER OMEGA!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (Hopefully in a less cheesy way)
Yes, I revived this, because why not?
OH MY GOSH HE WROTE ME IN ACCURATELY!!!!
*foams at the mouth and begins to writhe around on the ground in a joy-induced seizure*
In a dystopian world that was once a place for Bionicle fans to write comedies and laugh at them, everything is about shipping now. Nieda Valtapaz now controls every inch of the Bionicle forum, and has begun a new age of ridiculous ships. However, one Toa is destined to save everyone.
Tales of Omega Tahu
Chapter 2: The Omega Power
Tahu is a member of a small resistance that will probably have no relevance to the plot. He sneaks into a dark alley and finds fantasy1111...casually enjoying popcorn.
Tahu: What are you doing?
fantasy: Enjoying the story that I'm writing.
Tahu: Huh?
fantasy: Uh...okay. The truth is...you aren't a real person. You're just a character in my terrible fanfiction that I'm just making up as I go along.
Tahu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
fantasy: But you can escape this place...if you join me.
Tahu: Never! You...uh...killed my father, or something like that!
fantasy: I write the story, so technically, I am your father.
Tahu: Well, if you write this story, can't you do something to fix all this?
fantasy: Well, I might as well give this story some closure...*Walks away to the writing room*
*Suddenly, a golden light descends down to Tahu*
Tahu: What is this?
*Suddenly this golden light reveals itself to be...*
Emarcee: I am Emarcee, wielder of the power of the waffle iron, and master of satirical writing. I have come to bring you...
*A golden waffle of pure light appears in the hands of Emarcee*
Emarcee: ...the omega waffle. *Gives it to Tahu* Eat it, and feel the power to save your world. *Disappears*
Tahu:...Okay, I guess one bite couldn't hurt...*Bites into it*...Woah, I feel super, super, SUPER OMEGA!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (Hopefully in a less cheesy way)
Yes, I revived this, because why not?
OH MY GOSH HE WROTE ME IN ACCURATELY!!!!
*foams at the mouth and begins to writhe around on the ground in a joy-induced seizure*
MOOOOOREEEE!!!! THE QUEUE OF EM IS PLEASED!
Of course I'd like to write more, but I'm really just making this up as I go along, so maybe wait for a while, make some comedies, and I might have something new.
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Feb 8, 2022 19:17:40 GMT
*Jumping up a few times, Solek grabs the microphone and lowers it. Tapping it a few times, he holds up a piece of paper. His voice cracks as he speaks into the microphone.*
Here is a list of why Kopaka is the only Toa that matters.
Number 1: He's cool.
"This is garbage!"
*Solek looks coldly at the nearly empty seats in search of the commentator. He resumes his list.*
*Stormer elbows Furno and chuckles to himself, both disguised as Ko-Matoran and Ta-Matoran.* "Would you get a load of this. Why can't we have fan clubs?"
In a dystopian world that was once a place for Bionicle fans to write comedies and laugh at them, everything is about shipping now. Nieda Valtapaz now controls every inch of the Bionicle forum, and has begun a new age of ridiculous ships. However, one Toa is destined to save everyone.
Tales of Omega Tahu
Chapter 2: The Omega Power
Tahu is a member of a small resistance that will probably have no relevance to the plot. He sneaks into a dark alley and finds fantasy1111...casually enjoying popcorn.
Tahu: What are you doing?
fantasy: Enjoying the story that I'm writing.
Tahu: Huh?
fantasy: Uh...okay. The truth is...you aren't a real person. You're just a character in my terrible fanfiction that I'm just making up as I go along.
Tahu: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
fantasy: But you can escape this place...if you join me.
Tahu: Never! You...uh...killed my father, or something like that!
fantasy: I write the story, so technically, I am your father.
Tahu: Well, if you write this story, can't you do something to fix all this?
fantasy: Well, I might as well give this story some closure...*Walks away to the writing room*
*Suddenly, a golden light descends down to Tahu*
Tahu: What is this?
*Suddenly this golden light reveals itself to be...*
Emarcee: I am Emarcee, wielder of the power of the waffle iron, and master of satirical writing. I have come to bring you...
*A golden waffle of pure light appears in the hands of Emarcee*
Emarcee: ...the omega waffle. *Gives it to Tahu* Eat it, and feel the power to save your world. *Disappears*
Tahu:...Okay, I guess one bite couldn't hurt...*Bites into it*...Woah, I feel super, super, SUPER OMEGA!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED (Hopefully in a less cheesy way)
Yes, I revived this, because why not?
And my next line is...
Emarcee: I am the waffle man. My waffles are delicious.
Suddenly, Emarcee simply ascends into the Heavens, as inexplicably as he first came.
OMEGA Tahu: Incredible. Truly, the Great Beings smile upon me.
Suddenly, Tahu heard some *very* cliche jazz coming from the distance... could it be...?
OMEGA Tahu: What is this I doth perceive: could it be... SHIPPING?!?!
The Toa of fire leapt into action, donning a kanohi kakama so he could blaze off toward the music. Soaring into the air and landing on the balcony of a tall building, he beheld a most blasphemous site.
Kopaka and Gali were holding *hands.* Despicable.
Thus enraged, OMEGA Tahu barged inside.
OMEGA Tahu: KOPAKA?! GALI?!?
Gali: Huh?!
Kopaka: Tahu?!?!
OMEGA Tahu: That's OMEGA Tahu to you, brother. What are you doing with Gali?!?!
Kopaka: Oh settle down, would you, you hothead? You know me and Gali have always kind of had a thing for...-
OMEGA Tahu: BLASPHEMY!!! Such things... are NOT. CANOOOON!!!
He screamed in an insisting tone.
Gali: Canon or not. I still think you're just jealous.
Kopaka: Good old Gali... always the voice of reason.
At this... they both... smiled? What is this SACRILEGE?! BIONICLES?! SMILING?!?!
Only air Matoran and Toa do that. And the occasional villain.
OMEGA Tahu: ENOUGH of this blasphemy! I, OMEGA Tahu, am sworn to end this dangerous charade of... gasp... SHIPPING.
Kopaka: Well then you're out of luck brother... for you see... in all honesty. I am actually...
Kopaka *posed.* A flowing white cape unfolding from the back of his neck, and draping over behind him.
ALPHA Kopaka: I am ALPHA Kopaka! Empowered by the sacred pancake, I am sworn to defend shipping, and bring love to our war-torn world.
OMEGA Tahu was dumbstruck. Kopaka could not seriously have been seduced by the alluring powers of FLAT pancakes... could he...?
OMEGA Tahu: Brother. Truly, your ideals have become far removed from mine. We may have had our disagreements in the past, but this is quite simply... too far.
ALPHA Kopaka: No brother. It is you who are stuck in your old ways. This revelation of emotions is the only thing that will save our world.
OMEGA Tahu: BUT IT IS CRINGE!!!
Without another word spoken, the two lunged to fight each other, both fully evenly matches as they'd always been...
