*It would seem I'm still a prisoner of the Empire*
*I speak to the stormtroopers guarding me* "Happy Thanksgiving."
*The Stormtrooper passes out, falling ontop of the laser gate button. To this day no one knows for sure the cause of his vegetable state, however, a combination of enormous portions of pumpkin pie and turkey might be to blame...*
"Yes, don't let the stormtroopers realise I'm here until I've freed Hannah."
*The scent of cooked turkey floats into the smell receptors within each Stormtroopers helmet. Sadden at having been forced to eat burnt turkey by their Captain, they rejoice at the sight of a perfectly made turkey.*
*It would seem I'm still a prisoner of the Empire*
*I speak to the stormtroopers guarding me* "Happy Thanksgiving."
*The Stormtrooper passes out, falling ontop of the laser gate button. To this day no one knows for sure the cause of his vegetable state, however, a combination of enormous portions of pumpkin pie and turkey might be to blame...*
This means I'm free, right?
*I slowly step out and leave for a Christmas party*
"Yes, don't let the stormtroopers realise I'm here until I've freed Hannah."
*The scent of cooked turkey floats into the smell receptors within each Stormtroopers helmet. Sadden at having been forced to eat burnt turkey by their Captain, they rejoice at the sight of a perfectly made turkey.*
tUrKeY!
*I hastily use my Implodium sword to shrink myself and hide in amongst the rest of the food*
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 14, 2022 20:44:37 GMT
We wrecked our turkey on Thanksgiving Day Knocked onto the floor and it burst into flames Without our turkey we were freakin' out But that's not what it's really all about
Sure it's great to have all that food But really what puts you in a better mood Is sitting down next to your best buddies And having quality time with your family Things are bound to go wrong maybe once or twice Who cares if the dog ate all the sides? We all must put our differences aside It's only one day, so we have to try
It's not about stuffing or gravy All the food is bonus now don't you see? For one day a year all is forgiven When we come together on Thanksgiving
When we come together on Thanksgiving When we come together on Thanksgiving Oh woah, what are you thankful for? (Thanksgiving!) What are you thankful for? (Thanksgiving!) What are you thankful for? Oh woah! Oh woah, what are you thankful for? (Thanksgiving!) What are you thankful for? (Thanksgiving!) What are you thankful for?