*Amidst the celebration, the group of Thanksgiving Enthusiasts are approached by a battalion of Rad Troopers. Leading them is a minifigure wearing a cybernetic exoskeleton who motions for the Troopers to lower their weapons.*
"The grand holiday of Thanksgiving has been overshadowed by Christmas for too long. This year, we will change things. Together our forces will overpower LMBE Christmas's Party headed by those infernal Leprechaun forces."
*Other Stormtroopers appear out of the thick foliage and surround the Enthusiasts.*
"We shall begin with confiscation of this site for the construction of our new base. Troopers, start with the food."
*The Troopers confiscate ever last ounce of food, including the radioactive fruit cake and commence with building fortifications...*
*Amidst the celebration, the group of Thanksgiving Enthusiasts are approached by a battalion of Rad Troopers. Leading them is a minifigure wearing a cybernetic exoskeleton who motions for the Troopers to lower their weapons.*
"The grand holiday of Thanksgiving has been overshadowed by Christmas for too long. This year, we will change things. Together our forces will overpower LMBE Christmas's Party headed by those infernal Leprechaun forces."
*Other Stormtroopers appear out of the thick foliage and surround the Enthusiasts.*
"We shall begin with confiscation of this site for the construction of our new base. Troopers, start with the food."
*The Troopers confiscate ever last ounce of food, including the radioactive fruit cake and commence with building fortifications...*
*A Leprechaun scout plane observes this from afar..*
*this party, too, loses its door, and I jump inside ready to plant a flag, but see that there's one already there*
*I decide to place mine anyway since the one here is old and tattered*
Alright! At this one I will stay!
*The BossCrasher Flag is quickly blasted into pieces. In the midst of the smoke, two guards grab you by the arms and after stealing your weapons, they throw you out of the perimeter and ignite the laser gate.*
"Hey look, Christmas came early!"
*The other Stormtrooper smacks the weapon out of his hand.*
"Didn't you hear the Capt? This is a Thanksgiving fort." *He turns to you and calls out in a serious manner.*
"Orders are to allow no one in here, unless stated otherwise by the Captain." *A laser prison lands right on top of you, and the second Stormtrooper apologizes meekly.*
"Sorry. We're you sent bad directions?"
*Recieving a smack from his comrade, he tries readjusting his helmet as the other Stormtrooper shouts.*
"No talking to the prisoner!"
"Sorry." *The Stormtrooper slips and falls face flat into his teammate's rations.*
*this party, too, loses its door, and I jump inside ready to plant a flag, but see that there's one already there*
*I decide to place mine anyway since the one here is old and tattered*
Alright! At this one I will stay!
*The BossCrasher Flag is quickly blasted into pieces. In the midst of the smoke, two guards grab you by the arms and after stealing your weapons, they throw you out of the perimeter and ignite the laser gate.*
"Hey look, Christmas came early!"
*The other Stormtrooper smacks the weapon out of his hand.*
"Didn't you hear the Capt? This is a Thanksgiving fort." *He turns to you and calls out in a serious manner.*
"Orders are to allow no one in here, unless stated otherwise by the Captain." *A laser prison lands right on top of you, and the second Stormtrooper apologizes meekly.*
"Sorry. We're you sent bad directions?"
*Recieving a smack from his comrade, he tries readjusting his helmet as the other Stormtrooper shouts.*
"No talking to the prisoner!"
"Sorry." *The Stormtrooper slips and falls face flat into his teammate's rations.*
"My dinner!"
I don't know whether to have my sword use its full power, it feels too OP...
"Since when have holiday parties been Stormtrooper fortresses?"
Shamrock , did you see what they did to our flag? And they wouldn't let me bosscrash the parties! This attack on the Party Bosscrashers must not go unpunished!
*The BossCrasher Flag is quickly blasted into pieces. In the midst of the smoke, two guards grab you by the arms and after stealing your weapons, they throw you out of the perimeter and ignite the laser gate.*
"Hey look, Christmas came early!"
*The other Stormtrooper smacks the weapon out of his hand.*
"Didn't you hear the Capt? This is a Thanksgiving fort." *He turns to you and calls out in a serious manner.*
"Orders are to allow no one in here, unless stated otherwise by the Captain." *A laser prison lands right on top of you, and the second Stormtrooper apologizes meekly.*
"Sorry. We're you sent bad directions?"
*Recieving a smack from his comrade, he tries readjusting his helmet as the other Stormtrooper shouts.*
"No talking to the prisoner!"
"Sorry." *The Stormtrooper slips and falls face flat into his teammate's rations.*
"My dinner!"
I don't know whether to have my sword use its full power, it feels too OP...
"Since when have holiday parties been Stormtrooper fortresses?"
Shamrock , did you see what they did to our flag? And they wouldn't let me bosscrash the parties! This attack on the Party Bosscrashers must not go unpunished!
*Pulls out an ancient war horn with megaphone extension and blows it*
I don't know whether to have my sword use its full power, it feels too OP...
"Since when have holiday parties been Stormtrooper fortresses?"
Shamrock , did you see what they did to our flag? And they wouldn't let me bosscrash the parties! This attack on the Party Bosscrashers must not go unpunished!
*Pulls out an ancient war horn with megaphone extension and blows it*
Inside the fortress, the Captain arises from the Thanksgiving table and adjusts her uniform. Turning around slowly, she glares at the entrance.
The first Stormtroopers guard began to quake in their armor.
"He...he didn't!"
The second trooper takes out a turn table and turns up the beat. He is quickly scolded by the first.
"Put that down, don't you know we're in a battle!?"
"Yeah, that's why I brought the music! *scratches turn table* "
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 4, 2021 16:28:39 GMT
Seeing so many bypass the laser gate, the Captain unfolds a large paper detailing the instructions for owning a laser gate. Inspecting them through bifocals, she quickly realizes that the two guards forgot to turn off the safety setting.
After playing around with the NXT Computer Brick, she slams her fist into a pile of cranberry pudding. "Where are the instructions?"
A Death Trooper with pumpkin pie splattered over his armor raises his hand. "Uh, you might have accidently thrown them away with the box..."
"Who throws away the box?"
"Um-you did ma'am, when you said we needed to clear out the ship's basement-"
"Wha-why didn't to tell me!"
As the Captain is raging, in the background a Rad-Trooper quietly offers her his holo-pad. "You could download the instructions as a PDF file."