Post by HannahDash on Nov 4, 2021 22:25:44 GMT
Maybe I should find a less destructive way of making an entrance...
Maybe not.
Replacing party funurnishings is a lucrative business around here.
I suppose whoever is profiting from that would rather me keep doing it.
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Post by Shamrock on Nov 5, 2021 11:12:52 GMT
Replacing party funurnishings is a lucrative business around here.
I suppose whoever is profiting from that would rather me keep doing it.
In this case, the Green Sheep Engineering Corporation, a subsidary of Shamrock Industries.
I drink tea.
Post by Shamrock on Nov 5, 2021 11:13:58 GMT
Inside the fortress, the Captain arises from the Thanksgiving table and adjusts her uniform. Turning around slowly, she glares at the entrance. The first Stormtroopers guard began to quake in their armor. "He...he didn't!" The second trooper takes out a turn table and turns up the beat. He is quickly scolded by the first. "Put that down, don't you know we're in a battle!?" "Yeah, that's why I brought the music! *scratches turn table * "
*Something begins to rumble loudly a few miles away, and multiple Leprechaun rainbows appear on the horizon*
I drink tea.
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Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 6, 2021 11:36:27 GMT
*Adds some Cayenne pepper to the mashed potatoes*
*Removes cayenne pepper.*
*Adds more cayenne pepper and stirs it in.*
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Post by Colt on Nov 7, 2021 2:14:18 GMT
*Removes cayenne pepper.*
*Adds more cayenne pepper and stirs it in.*
*Invents a new method to remove the cayenne pepper from this homogeneous mixture.*
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 8, 2021 12:47:20 GMT
Inside the fortress, the Captain arises from the Thanksgiving table and adjusts her uniform. Turning around slowly, she glares at the entrance. The first Stormtroopers guard began to quake in their armor. "He...he didn't!" The second trooper takes out a turn table and turns up the beat. He is quickly scolded by the first. "Put that down, don't you know we're in a battle!?" "Yeah, that's why I brought the music! *scratches turn table * "
*Something begins to rumble loudly a few miles away, and multiple Leprechaun rainbows appear on the horizon*
The Captain silences her crew. "Focus all units on that platoon of Leprechauns!" All the Stormtroopers begin firing radioactive fruit cake, and dry turkey at the Leprechauns travelling on the rainbows.
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Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 8, 2021 16:45:28 GMT
*Adds more cayenne pepper and stirs it in.*
*Invents a new method to remove the cayenne pepper from this homogeneous mixture.*
*Un-invents your method*
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Post by Colt on Nov 9, 2021 2:20:25 GMT
*Invents a new method to remove the cayenne pepper from this homogeneous mixture.*
*Un-invents your method*
*Loses hope. Just eats the mashed potatoes with the mixed-in cayenne pepper.*
WATER!!!
Post by Shamrock on Nov 9, 2021 14:26:49 GMT
*Something begins to rumble loudly a few miles away, and multiple Leprechaun rainbows appear on the horizon*
The Captain silences her crew. "Focus all units on that platoon of Leprechauns!" All the Stormtroopers begin firing radioactive fruit cake, and dry turkey at the Leprechauns travelling on the rainbows.
The Leprechaun-in-chief watches through his telescope from the command rainbow. "COM-PANY FIRE!" The leprechauns begin bombarding the Stormtroopers with pots of gold and overbaked loaves of Irish soda bread.
I drink tea.
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Nov 13, 2021 18:00:05 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 13, 2021 18:00:05 GMT
*Un-invents your method*
*Loses hope. Just eats the mashed potatoes with the mixed-in cayenne pepper.*
WATER!!!
Water is not an option here.
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Nov 14, 2021 17:28:02 GMT
Post by Colt on Nov 14, 2021 17:28:02 GMT
*Loses hope. Just eats the mashed potatoes with the mixed-in cayenne pepper.*
WATER!!!
Water is not an option here.
*Drinks air.*
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Nov 16, 2021 15:30:47 GMT
Post by Henny4315 on Nov 16, 2021 15:30:47 GMT
Water is not an option here.
*Drinks air.*
*You choke on air*
The show is over.
Goodbye LMBs...
Nov 16, 2021 18:22:17 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 16, 2021 18:22:17 GMT
The Captain silences her crew. "Focus all units on that platoon of Leprechauns!" All the Stormtroopers begin firing radioactive fruit cake, and dry turkey at the Leprechauns travelling on the rainbows.
The Leprechaun-in-chief watches through his telescope from the command rainbow. "COM-PANY FIRE!" The leprechauns begin bombarding the Stormtroopers with pots of gold and overbaked loaves of Irish soda bread.
One of the stormtroopers takes off his helmet and opens his mouth wide to catch a loaf of bread, but quickly chokes on it. One of his comrades rushes to his aid, jumping over a pot of gold that landed in front of him. Smacking him in the back, the choking stormtrooper spits it out and begins to cry.
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Nov 16, 2021 20:23:40 GMT
Post by Colt on Nov 16, 2021 20:23:40 GMT
*Drinks air.*
*You choke on air*
*Attempts CPR. Fails and dies.*
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Nov 16, 2021 22:11:39 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 16, 2021 22:11:39 GMT
Water is not an option here.
*Drinks air.*
D-did you just steal some of my air?!
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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