Post by Henny4315 on Nov 17, 2021 0:12:41 GMT
*You choke on air*
*Attempts CPR. Fails and dies.*
Darned air.
The show is over.
Goodbye LMBs...
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Nov 17, 2021 13:13:53 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Nov 17, 2021 13:13:53 GMT
The Leprechaun-in-chief watches through his telescope from the command rainbow. "COM-PANY FIRE!"
One of the stormtroopers takes off his helmet and opens his mouth wide to catch a loaf of bread, but quickly chokes on it. One of his comrades rushes to his aid, jumping over a pot of gold that landed in front of him. Smacking him in the back, the choking stormtrooper spits it out and begins to cry.
At about the same time, the LiC is hit by a turkey, knocking his hat off. He grabs a tennis racket from underneath his sun lounger and starts hitting the incoming turkeys and fruit cakes back at the stormtroopers.
I drink tea.
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Nov 17, 2021 13:36:39 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 17, 2021 13:36:39 GMT
*Attempts CPR. Fails and dies.*
Darned air.
*The Captain takes a high powered vacuum and attempts to vacuum the air...* *Meanwhile, stormtroopers kick Colt in an attempt to revive him...*
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Post by Colt on Nov 18, 2021 0:12:21 GMT
*Attempts CPR. Fails and dies.*
Darned air.
*Somber music.*
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Post by Colt on Nov 18, 2021 0:13:51 GMT
Darned air.
*The Captain takes a high powered vacuum and attempts to vacuum the air...* *Meanwhile, stormtroopers kick Colt in an attempt to revive him...*
*Revives. Unfortunately, the kicking causes internal bleeding.*
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Nov 18, 2021 14:33:26 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 18, 2021 14:33:26 GMT
*The Captain takes a high powered vacuum and attempts to vacuum the air...* *Meanwhile, stormtroopers kick Colt in an attempt to revive him...*
*Revives. Unfortunately, the kicking causes internal bleeding.*
*Storm-Medics quickly attempt to provide medical care by draining the extra bleeding...*
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Post by Colt on Nov 20, 2021 0:59:47 GMT
*Revives. Unfortunately, the kicking causes internal bleeding.*
*Storm-Medics quickly attempt to provide medical care by draining the extra bleeding...*
*Dies because of rapid blood-loss.*
Nov 25, 2021 14:22:11 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 25, 2021 14:22:11 GMT
*Stumbles in and whacks a burnt pumpkin pie on the table*
''Happy Thanksgiving!''
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Nov 25, 2021 14:48:04 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Nov 25, 2021 14:48:04 GMT
*Stumbles in and whacks a burnt pumpkin pie on the table*
''Happy Thanksgiving!''
*Enters, hiding under a turkey*
I drink tea.
Nov 25, 2021 15:20:32 GMT
Post by Henny4315 on Nov 25, 2021 15:20:32 GMT
*Stumbles in and whacks a burnt pumpkin pie on the table*
''Happy Thanksgiving!''
Happy Thanksgiving!
The show is over.
Goodbye LMBs...
Nov 25, 2021 16:09:13 GMT
-last edited on Nov 25, 2021 16:09:21 GMT by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 25, 2021 16:09:13 GMT
*Stumbles in and whacks a burnt pumpkin pie on the table*
''Happy Thanksgiving!''
Happy Thanksgiving!
And a very Happy Thanksgiving to you.
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Nov 25, 2021 16:12:18 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Nov 25, 2021 16:12:18 GMT
*Stumbles in and whacks a burnt pumpkin pie on the table*
''Happy Thanksgiving!''
*Enters, hiding under a turkey*
*Stares quizzically* ''Can I help you?''
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Nov 25, 2021 19:43:11 GMT
Post by HannahDash on Nov 25, 2021 19:43:11 GMT
*It would seem I'm still a prisoner of the Empire*
*I speak to the stormtroopers guarding me* "Happy Thanksgiving." ]
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Nov 27, 2021 13:58:02 GMT
Post by Shamrock on Nov 27, 2021 13:58:02 GMT
*Enters, hiding under a turkey*
*Stares quizzically* ''Can I help you?''
"Yes, don't let the stormtroopers realise I'm here until I've freed Hannah."
I drink tea.
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Nov 30, 2021 14:35:38 GMT
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Nov 30, 2021 14:35:38 GMT
*Storm-Medics quickly attempt to provide medical care by draining the extra bleeding...*
*Dies because of rapid blood-loss.*
*Storm-Medics lean back and one of them reassures the onlookers.* "Don't worry, he is merely resting. I'm glad I persued a career in medicine instead of drama club."
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