Sept 5, 2017 18:53:36 GMT
Post by kingwja on Sept 5, 2017 18:53:36 GMT
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Sept 7, 2017 21:59:27 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 7, 2017 21:59:27 GMT
Wimpykid: *walks back with Luke's order* here is your order sir if you have any questions ask me im your waitress
Tolk: Are our orders coming?
Wimpykid: wait did you just order
Bee: Um, yes. We did actually.
Wimpykid: sorry i didnt notice
Luke: I have been known to be distracting. *flips his hair*
Bee: *slams his head on the table*
Wimpykid: i will go get your food sir and mam
Bee: Dang it, we won't have time. We need to leave in a couple minutes to meet my family.
Tolk: Can I have some of yours, Luke?
Luke: Yep.
Bee: Can I?
Luke: Nope.
Bee: *slams his head on the table again* Sooner we get to Topic-con the better.
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Sept 7, 2017 22:01:44 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 7, 2017 22:01:44 GMT
Location: MB Asylum:
Skul: *goes to the last powerpoint slide* And that concludes
Bounty Hunting and You . Now we will begin the auditions. *goes to a desk against the wall and looks at a list* Hm, Benboy755. You're up next.
*Ben sits at the desk*
Skul: Alright Ben, let's get started. *puts on glasses* As you know, this is just a formality.
Why do you think you deserve this job?
Ben:
Well, I always have had a talent for doing things that people don't like.
Skul: Any skills in particular?
Ben: I'm a master of disguises. For example, a few months ago I pretended to be Unikitty! Everyone believed me!
Skul: Very impressive aplication, I will get back to you later. Next!
*a male user sits down at the desk*
Skul: Name?
Tuvok: Tuvok's my name, Tuvoking's my game.
Skul: I would ask you what Tuvoking is, but we're on a tight schedule. Ahem.
Why do you think you deserve this job? Do you have any specific reasons to hate our client?
Tuvok: Funny you should ask. Awhile ago I asked Ninjay if I could be in this one reality show, I haven't been in it yet.
Skul: Impressive. Any special talents?
Tuvok: I found this harpoon in my attic. *shoots it off and it smashes a hole in the wall*
Skul:
....... You're hired! That is so awesome!
Tuvok: I thought it was pretty neat.
Skul: Next!
*Mish sits down*
Mish:
Skul: Next!
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Sept 7, 2017 22:04:38 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 7, 2017 22:04:38 GMT
*Puss sits at the desk*
Skul: Name?
Puss: Some people just call me "Coolman Supreme."
Skul: Riiiiiiiiiiight. Mr... Ahem, Coolman supreme? Any specific abilties?
Puss: Well, I can rap better than Lecrae.
Skul: Sigh.
Let's get this done as briskly as possible. Do you have any personal reasons to hate Ninjay?
Puss: Eh.
*spins the chair around* He did once delete my third favorite Minecraft world.
Skul: *takes off his glasses* Wait, Ninjay snuck into your house, started up minecraft and deleted it?
Puss: No, we were just playing and he pressed the wrong button.
Skul: Wait. *looks at Puss long and hard* Are you part of the notorious FF gang?
Puss: Well if you put it like that... Yes.
Skul: Then why are you here?
Puss: Everyone needs dough, Skulman.
Skul: I like you.
*picks up his notes* Attention everyone! The following have been selected for the job: Tuvok. Benboy. Zaney-
Zaney: Stick with me Jessica, well go placees!
Skul:
Starwar. And Puss.
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Sept 7, 2017 22:07:36 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 7, 2017 22:07:36 GMT
Location: FF, late morning:
Ninjay: Aw darn it. Bee won't help.
Josiah: THIS JUST GOT WEIRD.
Ninjay: *pulls out his phone and texts* Help! Bee! Josiah's sprouting more apendages than I count! *puts his phone away* Aw! It's no use.
This is the worst day ever.
*someone knocks on the door*
Ninjay: Wonder who that could be?
Maj: I'll get it. *goes to the door*.... Ninjay, there's a scaryman with a cool harpoon gun who wants to apprehend you.
Tuvok: Hello, I'm a scaryman with a cool harpoon gun and I want to apprehend you.
Ninjay:
Tuvok: Aha!
*shoots the harpoon*
Ninjay: AHH!
Banana-deliveryman: Free banana peels! *throws one through the window*
Ninjay: *slips and the harpoon goes over his head*
Tuvok: Nuts. Can you stay here while I reload my harpoon?
Ninjay: Yeah I don't have anything going.
Tuvok: Thanks, I owe ya one.
45 minutes later Tuvok: Finaly! Now we can start.
Ninjay: Okay, AH!
*runs away*
Tuvok: Aha!
*slips on the banana peel and fires the harpoon* Can you wait again?
Ninjay: No, sorry. You just have to say no to people sometimes.
Zaney: HIIYEEEAH! *hacks the open door down with Jessica* Say hello to my little Jessica!
Ninjay: Yikes!
*runs away*
Mish: *smashes through a window with a purplinator* [don't ask me what that is]
Ninjay: Drat.
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Sept 7, 2017 22:29:48 GMT
Post by kingwja on Sept 7, 2017 22:29:48 GMT
Very good so far!
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Sept 8, 2017 14:37:46 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 14:37:46 GMT
Very good so far!
Thanks!
I've just started writing my first new episode since the end of the old Boards so we'll see how that goes.
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Sept 8, 2017 17:37:56 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 17:37:56 GMT
Location: The Bee family van:
Bee: *sits in the driver's seat* Thanks for letting us take the van, Dad.
Tolk: Yeah, he drove our last one off the Cliffs of Inconvenience.
Bee-Mom: What!
Why didn't we hear about this?
Bee: *rubs the back of his neck* Eheh, it's kind of a long story.
Bee-Dad: Bee-Girl, Bee-Bro, are you sure you want to go?
Bee-Bro: We want to go vewy much daddy!
Bee-Girl: *stares at her phone*
Bee-Dad: *mutters*
Didn't want to lose all 3 kids at once is all... Bee: Say what?
Bee-Dad: Oh nothing, have a nice trip.
Bee: Thanks!
We're off!
*Bee takes off with Tolk, Luke, Bee-Bro and Bee-Girl in the van*
Bee-Bro: Is Darfy coming wif us?
Bee: No, sorry. Darthy's at Sith-Con right now.
*meanwhile at Sith-Con*
*Darthy walks into a conference building full of sith lords*
Darthy: *shoots lightning out of his fingers*
I have waited a long time for this. *accidentally zaps another sith in the face*
Sith:
No! I'm too weak! Darthy:
*back in Bee's van*
Bee: We have a long drive ahead of us and not much time. I hope we don't bump into anyone we know on the way.
[BUMP] Tolk: What was that?!?
Ninjay: *gets up from under the van* I'm okay! *runs away with a bunch of bounty hunters chasing him*
Bee and Tolk:
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Sept 8, 2017 17:42:02 GMT
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Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 17:42:02 GMT
Location: MB City streets, afternoon:
*Ninjay is on a motorcycle in a high-speed chase*
Ninjay: Vroom vroom.
*The bounty hunters pursue him in a purple armored truck*
Zaney: Floorz it Mish!
Mish: *steps on the gas*
Purple time! Ben: *gets on top and starts firing the glueten-free-cookie machine gun* Powpowpowpowpowpow!
Ninjay: *swerves into the sidewalk* You missed!
Police officer: No riding motorcycles on the sidewalk!
Ninjay: Oh sorry.
*gets back on the road*
Starwar: The bounty's gettin' away!
Tuvok: I've got this.
*shoots his harpoon* Oh yeah.
*it misses completely*
Tuvok: Everybody stop!
*they all stop*
Ninjay: What now?
Tuvok: I need to reload my harpoon!
Ninjay: Again?!? Will I have time to go see a movie? *points to the theater right next to them*
Tuvok: I'll be at least 2 hours.
Ninjay: Cool.
Ninjay: *comes out of the theater* Man, that was a sad movie.
Ben: After him!
Zaney: Alrighteez!
Ninjay: Yipes!
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Sept 8, 2017 17:47:08 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 17:47:08 GMT
Location: MB Hotel, night:
*Tolk, Luke, Bee and his siblings are in the hotel lobby*
Tolk: Wouldn't it be nice to have your own hotel? That way, if you got your room messy you could just go to another one.
Bee: I'm going to bed, we've got a big day tomorrow.
Bee sis, watch Bee-bro and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble. I'll watch Luke here.
Luke: Like you can do anything else. *flips his hair*
Bee:
*later in Tolk's room*
Bee-bro: Tolk, what is yow favowite season?
Tolk: Of what? Doctor who?
Bee-bro: Of... Earth?
Tolk: Oh. I don't know. Bee-sis?
Bee-sis: *stares at her phone*
Ninjay: *slams up against the window*
Tolk: Ninjay, what the what are you doing here?
Ninjay: Bounty Hunters are chasing me. But don't tell Bee, he's a worrywart.
Tolk: As long as you don't interrupt our Topic-con panel.
Ninjay: By the way, are there any vacant rooms here? Me and the bounty hunters are looking for a place to clock out.
Bee-sis: *stares at her phone*
Tolk: I don't know, go to the desk and ask.
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Sept 8, 2017 17:51:24 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 17:51:24 GMT
*at the desk*
Starwar: What do you mean you don't take credits?
Tuvok: Hey Ninjay, got any spare change? the room rates here are pretty steep.
Ninjay: *pulls some cash out of his pocket* Alright, but some of you are gonna have to share rooms, I'm not buying for all of you.
Tuvok: I'll pay you back when I get the bounty money.
Ben: Why don't we just nab him now?
Tuvok: Nah, it's crazy late. Let's just go to bed.
Ninjay: 'Night folks.
*goes to his room*
*early next morning*
Ninjay: *tiptoes out of his room and down the halls*
[CREAK!!!] Ninjay:
*a lot of chaotic noises come from the bounty hunters' rooms*
Tuvok: Come on guys! He's up! The chase is on!
Ninjay: Darn it all.
*runs away*
*all the bounty hunters burst out of their rooms and chase Ninjay*
Bee: *pokes his head out of his room* What's going on here?
Mish: *from off in the distance*
Purple!!! Ben: *leaves his room and walks down the halls* [
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Bee: Benboy?
Ben: O_O *puts on a unikitty mask*
*runs away*
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Sept 8, 2017 17:57:46 GMT
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Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 17:57:46 GMT
Location: Topic-con: Morning:
Ninjay: *runs into the crowds* Heehee! They'll never find me here!
Ben: There he is! After him!
*Starwar gets mobbed by fans*
Star Wars fans: You're costume is so awesome! Are you a real bounty hunter?
Starwar: Go on without me!
Zaney: I've gotz heeem!!!
*pounces on Ninjay*
Guy dressed as Ninjay: Hey man, what's up?
*a whole croud of people dressed as Ninjay walks by*
Ninjay-fanclub leader: Dude! Let go of that fanclub member!
Ben:
*somwhere else in Topic-con*
*Bee, Tolk (dressed as Gandalf) Luke and Bee's siblings are heading to their panel*
Bee: What's in the backpack?
Tolk: My cosplay stuff of course.
Bee: For dress-up?
Tolk: No silly! For cosplaying of course. Dress-up is for kids. Ooh! Look at that! *runs to some booth*
Bee: Uh oh, the panel starts in 5 minutes!
Tolk: *runs back dressed as Princess Leia* Sorry, won't happen agai-what's that?!?
Tolk: *hops back dressed as a dalek* Can somebody push me? This costume doesn't have a motor.
Bee:
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Sept 8, 2017 23:44:24 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 23:44:24 GMT
*cuts back to the bounty hunters*
Ben: Huddle up guys!
*the bounty hunters huddle*
Ben: Any ideas?
Mish:
I could turn them purple! Tuvok: We could just grab them all and hope we got him.
Zaney: We should ask Jesseecaa!
Ben: Wait, they're gone.
Location: Some dark room:
Ninjay: I escaped.
I can be so awesome sometimes.
*Puss is sitting in the shadows at a table*
Puss: A bit soon for that, Ninjoe.
Location: Having Friendships' Topic-con panel: Time: Late.
Announcer: And that concludes the Q&A with the director of Having Friendships.
Bee: We have a director?
Announcer: And now! Beeboy, Tolkiennerds and... Luke Mcswagger!!!
Tolk: Oh boy!
*jumps out of the dalek suit*
*they walk out onto stage*
Bee: Hey! Happy to be here!
Tolk:
Bee here.
Announcer: First I would like to ask a few FAQs. What are your acting techniques?
Bee, Tolk and Luke:
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Sept 8, 2017 23:51:27 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 8, 2017 23:51:27 GMT
*back in the dark room*
Ninjay: Hey Puss, what's up?
Puss: Join me Ninjay. Have a bite.
Ninjay: Okey-dokey.
*sits down*
Puss: Alright, let's get down to the nitty-business. On one of these plates is a pile of oreos containing sleeping powder.
Ninjay: How does powder sleep?
Puss: The powder makes you sleep, it is not itself sleeping.
Ninjay: Oh, I get it.
Puss: It is up to you to choose.
Ninjay: This is hard.
I can't tell if I want the mint or the strawberry ones.
Puss: You must choose. Or no oreos.
Ninjay: That's harsh......... [i] I bet you didn't expect this.
Puss: What?
Ninjay: *gobbles up all the oreos* Omnomnomnomnom. Gulp.
*collapses*
Puss: Wow. I didn't see that coming.
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Sept 9, 2017 16:00:41 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 9, 2017 16:00:41 GMT
Location: Another dark room (It might be the same one actually)
*Ninjay wakes up in a cage*
Ninjay: What's going on here?
Oh yeah.
Now I remember. Puss, why did you do it?
Puss: I'm sorry dawg, but I had to. I needed the money to buy stuff.
Ninjay: But Puss! Don't you remember how we used to be like bros?
Puss: Dang it! I almost forgot!
*Puss has flashback of playing Mario Kart with Ninjay*
Puss: *opens the cage* Sorry 'bout dat bro. Chest bump?
Ninjay: Yeah.
*they chest bump*
Puss: Good to be bros again.
Splodge: That should be dramatic enough, let's go.
Ninjay: Wait, what are you doing?
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Why do you think you deserve this job?
Well, I always have had a talent for doing things that people don't like.![[uni]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/mPKcREJAtrpeAXSOgaOH.png)
....... You're hired! That is so awesome! 
![[h]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/nPCskakrdhDERqIVGKuw.png)
Let's get this done as briskly as possible. Do you have any personal reasons to hate Ninjay?
I've just started writing my first new episode since the end of the old Boards so we'll see how that goes.![[pi]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/QZx53eDTwZEhaavar6NI.png)
*accidentally zaps another sith in the face*
![[ic]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/xt0VDyzmJYHaegSohmqO.png)
*gets back on the road*
Bee sis, watch Bee-bro and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble. I'll watch Luke here.
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