HF fan: I have a question for Luke, what kind of hair conditioner do you use?
Luke: *flips his hair* I am not at liberty to reveal this info at this time. But anyway, did you know that my name spelled backwards is Kool?
Bee: It's really not.
Splodge: *runs onto the stage* And now! We have some special footage from the show! *puts an SD card in the computer*
*the scene in which Puss let's Ninjay out of the cage comes on the projector*
*the audience is spellbound*
[HUGE APPLAUSE]
Skul: *sneaks into the room* You got the money?
Splodge: *inconspicuously hands Skul a huge roll of likes*
Skul: Good doing business with you. *leaves*
Puss: So this entire thing was a publicity stunt?
Ninjay: That's pretty low. I spent the last two days running from bounty hunters because of this.
Splodge: Hey, don't blame us. The Big Man at the studio wants more action and drama in this show. You literally spent the entire last episode on a couch playing video games.
Puss: And a great episode that was.
Splodge: Just keep this interesting, the Big Man is watching.
Everyone
Tuvok: Does this mean I'm not getting payed?!?! *shoots his harpoon at the camera*
Fun Fact: The Studio was never told exactly what happened at FF during Topic-con, but several reports indicated that Finding Friendships' insurance rates were significantly raised. Possibly connected were reports of Josiah spending multiple days in Bubsey's laboratory.
*Puss and Skul are hanging out in the Asylum*
Puss: So were you after Ninjay or the dough that whole time?
Skul: I learned to be content with whatever life throws my way. It's one of the many lessons you learn after being villainous for as long as I have. Soon you'll learn.
Puss: Woah, hold it bro. When did I say I was becoming a villain?
Skul: You know what they say, "Bad company corrupts good character."
Puss: Who said dat?
Skul: Er, nobody.
Puss: But still, I don't want become a villain just like that. I mean, that's a big decision! And I feel kind of rotten for trying to turn Ninjay in. What do you do when you feel rotten?
Skul: Well, I usually put on my earbuds and just listen to Bohemian Rhapsody. Then I feel even better!
Puss: Eh, I listen to rap prettymuch exclusively.
Skul: Never listen to One-Confection?
Puss: Pshaw, why would I do that?
Skul: It is a sure sign of turning to the dark side. Everybody knows.
*Bubsey crashes in wearing a white ninja suit made from lab coats*
Skul: *hides in the shadows*
Bubsey: I found you!What are you doing here? You're not turning evil now, are you?
Puss: What are you doing here, Bubface?
Bubsey: Just on my way back from Topic-Con. But we need to get back, Bee's a worrywart.
Puss: Ai'ight. Let's go.
*they leave*
Skul: *steps back out of the shadows* I've got a new friend.
Tolk: It's the only way... *straps on her backpack and steps out of the van* Darthyyyyy! Where is that peasant? *walks around to the back of the van and opens the trunk*
Darthy: ZZZZZZZZZ... ... What?
Tolk: Get outta the trunk, we need your powers.
*A few minutes later*
Tolk: Just like we practiced!
Darthy: Oh boy.
Tolk: Aim for the top window! *she runs then jumps into the air, Darthy uses the Force to fling her up*
Darthy: Have a nice trip.
Tolk: AHHHHHH!!! *flies through the air (much too high) and crashes through the skylight*
-last edited on Sept 25, 2017 13:20:08 GMT by ninjay25
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 25, 2017 13:18:03 GMT
*inside the building*
Tolk: Owwwwww. My body.
Bee: Tolk! What are you doing here?
Tolk: I have it! It will protect you from Mish!
Bee: No! *holds the door against Mish* You have to put it on!
Tolk: Nooo! *takes a purple T-shirt out of the backpack and pulls it over Bee*
Bee: What have you done?
Mish: *busts into the room* *takes out his Purplenator out shoots Tolk with it, turning her clothes purple*
Bee: No!
Tolk: Nooo! My fourth favorite shirt!
Mish: *sniffs Bee* You're clean! I like the purple shirt, it almost makes me feel bad about releasing a tsunami of purple paint that will reach us any minute and wash you out!
Bee and Tolk: What?
[the sound of a powerful river]
Mish: Happy *takes a running start and jumps out the window*
Bee: Tolk! We gotta go!
Tolk: No, my legs hurt so you'll have to carry me! :3
Bee: This is ridiculous!
Tolk: Bee! The paint is going to get me!
[CRASH!]
*the paint breaks down the door*
Bee: *picks up Tolk, runs and jumps out the window*
Bee: WOAH!!!
Tolk: WEEEEE!!!
!!!SPLASH!!!!
*an explosion of purple paint goes off behind them*
*The screen shows Bee and Tolk flying through the air with a purple explosion behind them*
FG: Woah! They're so amazing.
News Anchor: This footage was taken from the MB Asylum earlier tonight when members of the infamous topic Finding Friendships broke into the building and braved multiple crazy people while looking for an unknown object. We now turn to our reporter for on location coverage. Over to you, Sweetcrazy.
Sweetcrazy the reporter: Thanks Bob, I'm here at the abandoned MB Asylum where the action took place. I'm here with Beeboy11-
Bee: *walks by* Dang that was disappointing- *Sweetcrazy grabs him by the hood*
Sweetcrazy: Beeboy, How did you survive jumping out of that window?
Bee: We crashed through the window of the next building.
Sweetcrazy: And yet appear unhurt.
Bee: Yeah, I sort of landed on Tolk. She wasn't happy about that.
Sweetcrazy: What could have possessed you to break into the Asylum?
Bee: Earlier today we looked under our doormat and noticed the key to the topic was gone, so Bubsey-
Bubsey: Hello there.
Bee: As I was saying Bubsey-
Bubsey: That's me.
Bee: As I was saying Bubsey-
Bubsey: I'm Bubsey if you didn't know.
Bee: As I was saying Bubsey-
Bubsey: *opens his mouth then shuts it*
Bee: *gives him a look* used his scanners to find the key and the results pointed here. So we got in our van, I broke in, got chased by a crazy person with an axe who I neutralized with Minecraft then almost got flooded out with purple paint. Then after we got into the correct building, Bubsey... told me where the key was on his scanners and it turned out the door was locked. Our Topic depends on it.
Sweetcrazy: Wow! Could there be anything more random?
*a UFO beams down an alien who spray-paints Han Shot First on the asylum wall*
Sweetcrazy: Exept that.
Bee: So please, if anyone knows where the key to asylum is, please bring it to us so we can unlock the asylum and get our own key back. Man that was a lot of plot exposition.
FG: So here I am! About to go on a great big adventure to help the greatest legends of the Message Boards! By the way, how come you haven't been narrating like you do on the HF show?
Splodge: Because you've been stealing my job.
FG: Oh,... um... sorry. I have this really bad habit of talking to myself all the time, my mom told me about it once and ever since then I've been super self conscious about it and I've talked to a bunch of people but they didn't have any ideas about how to stop talking too much so I just-
[GRUMBLE]
FG: Sorry, what was that?
Splodge: My stomach of course! Where the heck are your manners?
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*shoots his harpoon at the camera*
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*runs away*
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... 
I have this really bad habit of talking to myself all the time, my mom told me about it once and ever since then I've been super self conscious about it and I've talked to a bunch of people but they didn't have any ideas about how to stop talking too much so I just-