Puss: Noice for noticing the obvious, brainyhead. (Yes, unfortunately that was the best I could think of.)
Bubsey: I have noticed that you've been acting considerably curmudgeonly lately.
Puss: What are you trying to imply?
Bubsey: I believe your nerves may have been affected by playing 2 Nights at Teddy's.
Puss: How'ya gonna prove it? run diagnostics on my nerves?
Bubsey: *pulls out device and zaps him* My my my, quite serious!
Puss: What, have you been reading Psychology for Dummies again?
Bubsey: No actually, I got a new book; Psychological Techniques for the Advanced Genius.
Maj: Wow, Bubsey. You are so smart!
Puss: Don't be fooled Maj, I know his kind. They use big glasses to appear more intelligent.
Maj: Really?
Bubsey: Ah, no. That is not correct.
Puss: I bet ya don't even have eye probs.
Bubsey: I do too!
Puss: Prove it!
Bubsey: *takes off his glasses and runs into a wall* See!
Puss: Riiiiight. I'm sure the viewers at home are getting bored, so I'ma put this next game in. Aw yeah, Legacy of Fire Chronicles 4 Remastered Edition.
Bubsey: Are those sunglasses that you put on randomly what make you cool?
Puss: *pops the disk in* You ready for this Maj?
Maj: *shivers with excitement*
*epic music plays on the tv while showing a sweeping shot of a vast land*
Puss and Maj: Ohboyohboyohboy!
*the login screen pops up*
Puss: Oh. *types in Rapdawg57yo and his password*
Maj: You're password is dot dot dot dot dot dot?
Puss: ... You have an account, right?
Maj: I can count.
Puss: Sigh. Just put in your name, address, email, birthdate, social security number, greatest fear, favorite brand of cereal, least favorite movie, eye color, pants size, the member of One-Direction you hate the most, list of allergies and username and you're done.
Narrator: The dark king Gazhaxan lead a rebellion against the one true king of Eighyiomagnesomereiagh.
*a huge guy with black robes, purple hair and red skin lumbers through a kingdom swinging his sword and hurling magic everywhere*
Gazhaxan: Soon all peoples will bow before me. Great King! Come before me and duel!
King: I shall answer you're call, Oh King of all that is evil!
*they clang swords in bad animation for a few seconds*
Gazhaxan: You have entertained me adequately. *shoots magic at him*
Puss: Hey, da badguy be havin' swooshy powas!
Narrator: The king fell that day-
Puss: Not the king!
Narrator: Gazhaxan took the throne and ruled the kingdom with an iron fist. It seemed that all was lost.
Puss: I don't see how ANYONE could possibly bust that guy.
Narrator: Then came the Order of the Oreo.
*5 warriors come with enchanted weapons and zap him out of existence*
Puss:
Narrator: With the 5 Enchanted Weapons of Sacredness they sealed him in the world of shadows for half an eternity.
Puss: How long's dat?
Narrator: With peace restored, they scattered the weapons across the world and entrusted them to the tribal kings of legend to be kept as heirlooms until the Prophesied Hero shows up.
Narrator: In the peaceful village of Yiegholiaendiear, a peasant boy tended to his animals...
*cuts to a pasture where a large and very muscular peasant boy with big muscles, two leather belts, long black hair and huge anime eyes is tending sheep*
Puss: I have aged amazingly.
Maj's voice: Where's me?
Puss: You're second player, you're only there during gameplay.
Maj: That's not fair.
Puss: Don't be whiny.
*Puss' character's best friend shows up*
Friend: Those dark clouds look very ominous today. It means something or my name isn't Beenaeioghmere.
Puss: TBH I didn't notice them before.
Benaeioghmere: It's almost like they're warning us.
Puss: This guy reminds me of Bee.
Bubsey's voice: He does look a bit like him.
*sounds of distress come from the villiage down the hill*
Benaeioghmere: There's trouble! Let's go help!
*they run down the hill to the villiage*
*monsters are raiding the villiage and setting houses on fire*
Villiagers: AHHH!!! *they run around and scream like little kids*
Benaeioghmere: *picks up a sword and runs at a monster* AHHH!!!
*the monster pokes him with his sword*
Benaeioghmere: X_X *falls over*
Puss: NOOOO!!! BEE-BOY!!! *gets hit on the head by a monster* Ow. *blacks out*
*in the real world*
Maj: Did you just lose?
Puss: The game hasn't even started yet Maj.
Bubsey: My, you must be terribly bad at this game.
*shoots back* Pow Pow Pow!
Or something. *shoots the sniper at Bee*
*ducks behind some rocks*
*ducks behind some rocks*
.... Ohhhhhh. That makes sense. I think.
*puts his finger on the button*
... What now? 
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It's just the name that confused me. 
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