Aug 30, 2017 18:44:14 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 30, 2017 18:44:14 GMT
*the screen brightens back up*
*in the game*
*A fairy floats above Puss' head*
Fairy: Hello sleepyhead, you need to go on a quest.
Puss: Yay. Another sarcastic fairy character.
Fairy: You're kind of a prophesied hero, so here's a wooden sword.
Puss: Sick.
*outside the game*
Maj: Am I a prophesied hero?
Puss: You're second player.
Maj: Aw.
Second players should have equal rights.
Bee: *walks by* What are you playing?
Puss: Don't worry Bee, I shall avenge you!
Bee: Don't even want to know. *walks away*
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Aug 30, 2017 18:50:51 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 30, 2017 18:50:51 GMT
*back in the game* Oh yeah!
I can move!
Bubsey: Is that really a big deal?
Puss: Um, yeah. *starts rolling around and around*
Maj: *presses a button* I'm in the game now!
*Puss continues rolling around*
Maj: Doesn't that hurt?
Puss: It's as easy as pressing a button. *rolls some more*
Bubsey's voice:
Too easy, perhaps. Puss: I think it'd be pretty cool if we head to that village over yonder.
Maj: It looks like such a long trip.
Puss: We must depart on our long journey immedietly. Let's roll!
*they roll away*
*two minutes later*
Puss: *wheezes* Wow, what a long journey! The sun is so hard on my huge eyes.
Maj: Sorry.
Puss: It's all youuuuur fault, Maj.
Maj:
Bubsey's voice:
What's past is past, Puss. Puss: Yeah, I guess that's true... UNLESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH HUGE EYES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO REMIND YOU!!!
*takes another step*
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Aug 30, 2017 18:55:17 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 30, 2017 18:55:17 GMT
*the screen changes*
Puss: Da battle begins!
3 VOLTABLOBS APPEAR *Three blobby things pop up*
Maj: What are those blobbedy thingies?
Puss: Those are Voltablobs and they are our enemies! Special charge attack!
*hits the ground with his sword*
Maj: Oh no you missed.
*the Voltablobs take 13 damage points*
Bubsey's voice: I fail to see the sense in that.
Puss: It was perfectly timed.
Now you attack Maj.
Maj: Don't attack me!
Puss:
No, I want you to attack the voltablobs.
Bubsey's voice:
The importance of commas. Puss: Blah.
Maj: Here I go!... *uses her attack* Did I do it?
*the voltablob takes 2 damage*
Maj: Aw.
Puss: You just don't got the technique.
Brace yourself, now it's their turn.
*a voltablob jumps on Puss*
Puss: Ow! 5 damage!
Bubsey's voice:
I don't mean to intrude, but why did you let him do that? Puss: It was their turn obvs.
Maj: But why didn't you- ow!
Puss: Ouch. 10 damage. You need to be more careful.
Maj: I can't.
Puss: I feel a tingling sensation, did they use a lightening attack?
Bubsey's voice:
Maj slapped you. Puss: Oh. Magic attack powerlvl 6!
*points his finger at the blob*
*the voltablobs disappear*
YOU OBTAINED 300 GOLD Puss and Maj: WE'RE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!
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Aug 30, 2017 18:58:05 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 30, 2017 18:58:05 GMT
Puss: Lets go into this town thingy and buy anything we so please!
*later in a village*
Puss: I'mma need dis!
*buys sunglasses*
Maj: Wow. Those sunglasses were very expensive.
Puss: 200 gold for a pair of sunglasses does seem a bit steep. But now people won't see my weird eyes no moe.
Maj: We need some food now. I'm hungry.
Puss: True dat.
*they walk over to the food shop*
Maj: Apples.
Shopkeeper: That will be 300 gold.
O-O=
Puss: *his glasses fly off*
Maj: But I'm hungry.
Puss: *throws his gold on the floor* Gold is useless in this stupid JRPG!
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Aug 31, 2017 12:47:59 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 31, 2017 12:47:59 GMT
*later in a shady restaurant where people buy questionable beverages*
Puss: Here's the dealio Maj, this is the main cast of characters: the band: the New Order of the Oreo.
Maj: Who are they?
Puss: They consist of:
A: muscley dude! He is almost as big as my avatar was before you wrecked it. He is a man of few words.
2: The strong female protagonist. She is such an original character, it's like whoa. She's a girl but she's tough and kind of mean and sarcastic. But of course that's cool because she's a girl and she's such an original character. It's not like she's in literally every work of fiction since the 2000s or anything.
C: Nerdy dude. He has tons of book and everything but he's not very good at fighting. OW!!! What's the deal?
Maj: Bubsey just hit you.
Bubsey's voice:
Apologies, I thought you were referring to me. Puss:
Going on, we have the young naive fighter kid. He seems a bit like Ninjay come to think of it.
Then we have the really girly girl who mostly relies on charm to fight somehow. Ouch! Yes Maj, I'm sure she can slap just like that.
*a ball with a face and feathers and things walks up*
Puss: And this is the comic relief guy.
Comic relief guy:
Oogy schmoogy blue! *jumps on Puss' head and dances*
Puss: Uh yeah, that's probably something Japanese. Eye roll Let's go on a quest!
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Aug 31, 2017 12:53:35 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 31, 2017 12:53:35 GMT
*Puss, Maj and the rest of the Order of the Oreo are about to start a battle*
Muscley dude: You shall pay for what you have done!
Puss: Come on Maj! We must defeat the Witch-Wizard of Cazheon Gahall!
Witch-Wizard of Cazheon Gahall: You cannot defeat one such as I! For I know the incantations of the demon monster Abadoniclaman!
Strong female protagonist: Then show us your strength of might in a battle of arms!
Witch-Wizard: As you wish!
Puss: Equip the sword of the Everlasting Fire!
ATTACK! *hits the ground and the Witch-Wizard takes 20 damage points*
Maj: By the power of BASIC ATTACK!
Smart guy: *uses WISDOM* WISDOM!
The Sword of Everlasting Fire is the most powerful weapon against the Witch-Wizard. Puss: I already know that Bubsey.
Bubsey's voice:
Don't blame me, it's not as if it's my fault. Young-Warrior dude: SPIN SLASH!
*Witch-Wizard takes 13 damage*
Puss: You gettem, Ninjay!
*in the real world in the other room where the others are playing Sorry again*
Bee: Victory!
*is about to move his last pawn to home*
Ninjay: Somebody called my name!
Sorry we gotta quit bye!
*leaves*
Bee:
Tolk: *pats Bee on the shoulder* It's okay Bee, ya can't win them all.
Bee: Yeah, but it shouldn't be physically possible to lose them all either.
Josiah: YOU'RE A MIRACLE BEE!!!
Bee: Yay.*pumps his fist*
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Aug 31, 2017 12:59:14 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 31, 2017 12:59:14 GMT
*in the other room*
Ninjay: What's going on?
Puss: That's none of thy Beeswax, Ninjay.
Ninjay: You know you guys have been playing for 7 hours, right?
Bubsey:
I was aware. Ninjay: Good, just wanted to make sure you knew.
Puss: NOOO!!! Crying Muscley dude just smashed! We must restart.
Maj: Is that cheating?
Puss: I can't just let my bro croak! What do you think I am, some sort of monster?
*10 minutes later*
Puss: NOOO!!! He smashed again!
*10 minutes later*
Puss: NOT AGAIN!!!
*18 minutes later*
Puss: CURSE YOU WITCH-WIZARD OF CAZHEON GAHALL!
*15 minutes later*
Puss: DANG IT!!!
*a long time later*
Puss: He survived!
Ninjay: After only 17 tries.
*in the game*
Witch-Wizard: I shall summon my armies! Alazamero!
*snaps his fingers*
[POOF!] *his army of minions appears*
Muscley dude: Somebody needs to hold them off! Not all of us can make it out alive!
Puss: Alright Ninjay, you hold those suckers off!
Young Warrior dude: I'll hold them off!
*runs away to go fight the minions*
Puss: Bye Ninjay. *waves*.... Pity.
Comic relief dude: Oogy smoogy blah!
Puss: Exactly.
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Aug 31, 2017 13:22:17 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 31, 2017 13:22:17 GMT
*in the real world*
Ninjay: He was so heroically awesome.
Maj: It's your fault Puss.
*slaps Puss*
Puss: Yowch. Dat hurts.
*later, back in the game*
*Puss, Maj and the rest of the order (excluding Ninjay) are fighting Gazhaxan*
Puss: By the power of MAGIC ATTACK!
*uses magic attack* Why don't you ever use your magic attack Maj?
Maj: BASIC ATTACK! *uses basic attack* I don't know how.
Muscley dude: HEAVY-HANDED CLUB STRIKE!
Girly-girl character: CHARM! It doesn't work against him!
Smart guy:
WISDOM! The Sword of Everlasting Fire is the most powerful weapon against the Witch-Wizard. Puss:
Comic relief dude: Oogedy shmoogely zoo!
Puss: Oh no! Now it's Gazhaxan's turn! We have to let him kick our hinies!
Gazhaxan: Pitiful fools!
*uses a super powerful magic attack*
*they all take a whole bunch of damage*
Maj: Ow.
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Aug 31, 2017 13:29:32 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Aug 31, 2017 13:29:32 GMT
*a few minutes later*
Puss: Maj! It's your turn! Chose an attack like you've never chosen before!
Maj: Okay...
MAGIC ATTACK!
*all of Maj's built up magic power is released upon Gazhaxan*
Puss: O_O
Maj: Equal rights for second players!
*lands the final blow*
*the cutscene starts*
*in the real world*
Ninjay: You struck a blow for second players around the globe!
*the cutscene shows Puss defeating Gazhaxan*
Puss: Epic!
Maj: No fair.
*plays sad songs via phone*
Bee: *walks in* You guys just spent an entire episode sitting on a couch.
Puss: Yeah.
Yellowsplodge: I was honestly pretty disapointed with the episode.
Bee: I agree.
Splodge: Tune in next time to see FF finally get off the couch!
END OF EPISODE
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Sept 1, 2017 13:49:24 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 1, 2017 13:49:24 GMT
NOTE: This is a mini-episode I wrote in about 10 minutes for 4th of July.
Happy Independence day from the Cast! *the FF gang is out watching fireworks*
Tolk: That one was the best!
Bee: You said that about the last one.
Tolk: Scratch that, that one was the best!
*a blue fridge appears on the lawn and Puss steps out*
Puss: Hey Bee, I want to educate you again.
*grabs him and pulls him inside*
Tolk: I guess education is more important than friendship. *sticks her nose up*
*in the NERDIS*
Bee: Alright, what's this about?
Puss: I just heard that there was a shot heard around the world! I want to see what kind of a gun could do that.
*they step out into the American colonies in 1775*
Puss: Aiight. Where's da guns?
Bee: Puss, I hate to break it to you, but there wasn't a gun loud enough to be literally heard around the world.
Puss: Those lying history teachers!
Unless... We were the ones who fired the shot!
*runs back into the NERDIS*
Bee: Oh dear.
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Sept 1, 2017 13:52:28 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 1, 2017 13:52:28 GMT
Puss: Aha!
*comes out with several wheelbarrows full of fireworks* Cover your ears Bee!
*launches them all at once*
Bee: Puss...
Puss: *pats Bee on the shoulder* We did it. We fixed a paradox.
*the first battle of the revolutionary war begins*
Puss: Hey Washington! I've got you covered!
Ninjorge Washington: Thanks man! You have done a great honor to your country!
(I'm the father of it!
) *rides into battle*
Puss: We're patriotic heroes Bee.
Bee: Paradox fixed!
*back in the present*
Puss: Hey Tolk, ever here of a little something called the Shot Heard Round the World?
Tolk: Let me think...
Bubsey: *pulls out history book*
No, but I did read about the "Boom Heard Round the World. "
Puss: Dang it.
Bee: Paradox unfixed.
Happy Independence Day!
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Sept 2, 2017 16:43:12 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 2, 2017 16:43:12 GMT
Ninjay V the Mean People: Location: MB asylum, Middle of the night:
*Skul is sitting on his throne addressing his loyal followers*
Skul: Hai guyzs.
Thank you for coming to this illegal gathering.
Mish:
Purple! Skul: Um, yes. Purple.
Benboy: When do we get to the illegal stuff?
Skul: As soon as you stop interrupting me buddy.
Zaney: But I wants te inteript hiz wordies.
Skul: Zaney, shut up please.
Zaney: *strokes his axe* Don't listen to him Jessica. He's mean.
Skul: Zaney, I've turned over a new leaf and decided to be nice from now on so don't blow it. Now the reason I've called this meeting is because I need some good bounty hunters.
*holds up a picture of Ninjay* This guy, my former "friend" ruined my revenge plans so I want you to bring him to me.
Zaney: Goodeh.
Mish:
I shall purplify him! Benboy: *tosses gluten-free cookies up and down in his hand* I've come prepped.
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Sept 2, 2017 16:53:29 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 2, 2017 16:53:29 GMT
*a guy comes in dressed as Boba Fett*
Skul: Who are you?
Boba fett cosplayer: Starwar. Duh.
Skul: Ohhhhhh. That makes sense.
Starwar: Good, how many credits are you talkin?
Skul: Come again?
How did he even know about this?
BTG: Maybe it's because you put ads all over the Internet for it.
Zaney: Yeh.
Skul: Oh yeah. But why are you here? aren't you my enemy now?
BTG: I'm just here to watch Zaney.
Zaney:
BTG: And Jessica.
Zaney:
Skul: Oh. But all those ads, that must have been expensive.
Benboy: Good thing you're the richest guy in the city.
Skul: Oh yeah.
That's why I can pay such a big bounty.
Now if only we had some information on him. We would need someone who's good friends with our target.
Location: city streets:
Puss: *sitting on a bench with his Ipod* Where are the rap songs... Hm... ohmygosh how did all these One-Confection songs get here? I need to listen to them to uh... know how bad they are.
... Stupid Spoterfy ads.
Ad:*shows a picture of Ninjay* Have you seen this person? Bring him to Skul for lots of likes!
Puss: I am a bit low on dough.
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Sept 2, 2017 17:06:52 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 2, 2017 17:06:52 GMT
Location: MB Cafe, sometime in the morning:
*Bee, Tolk and Luke Mcswagger are at a table*
Wimpykid: hello my name is wimpykid may i take your order please thank you
Luke: I'll have *flips his hair* Oreos and tea with sulfur.
Tolk: I'll have what he's having.
Bee: I'll have what they're having... But please hold the sulfur!
Wimpykid: i will be right back with your order sir thank you
Bee: Isn't this exciting? Our last meal before Topic-con!
Tolk: It's gonna be amazinggggg!
Bee: There you go again, stretching out the last letter of your sentences.
Tolk: But I like doing that.
Luke: I think it's pretty cool. *flips his hair*
Bee: And can you please stop flipping your hair? It's making you seem really narcissistic.
Luke: I'm too good for narcissism.
*flips his hair again*
Bee:
Tolk: Bee, why are you
Bee ing so nitpicky? (See what I did there?
)
Bee: I'm not, I just want us to be on our best behavior for our Topic-con panel. (Yes, I did and it wasn't very funny.)
Tolk: Don't you mean
Bee on our best
Bee havior?
(That was too funny!)
Bee: I stepped right into that one.
Tolk: You should
Bee more careful.
Bee: Your puns have outlived their welcome.
Luke: No, they
Bee all funny.
Bee:
This conversation is hopeless. I'm going to subtlety change the subject. Hey guys, let's talk about other things!
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Sept 2, 2017 17:12:07 GMT
Post by ninjay25 on Sept 2, 2017 17:12:07 GMT
Tolk: Okey-dokey. What are we talking about?
Bee: *his phone buzzes in his pocket* Just a sec. *looks at his phone*
Tolk: It's been a second already.
Bee: Huh, my messages are full.
Tolk: Bee, you went back on your word, it's been several seconds.
Bee: 30 messages from Ninjay in 1 hour. O_O
Tolk: What's going on?
Bee: Probably a lot of chaos and insanity. *turns on some messages*
Ninjay:
Help! Bee! Darthy's threatening to lock everyone in the Closet!
Help! Bee! Bubsey accidentally made a chemical explosion and Josiah's mutating!
Josiah: HELP! I'M GROWING CLAWS!!!
Ninjay: Bee! Help! Our plans to take over the British Throne have gone awry!
Help! Bee! The couch blew up!
Help! Bee! Maj scrapped her knee and she won't stop crying!
Help! Bee! The world is ending due to climate change!
Help! Bee-
Bee: It keeps going on like that for awhile. *texts Ninjay* Ninjay, if you have any problems, just call the mods and make sure the topic doesn't get locked thanks
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Second players should have equal rights.
Second players should have equal rights.
I can move!
![[h]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/nPCskakrdhDERqIVGKuw.png)
Now you attack Maj.
![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/npbLCuGzrLApxWtWqy0u.png)
No, I want you to attack the voltablobs.
MAGIC ATTACK!
