-last edited on Mar 23, 2017 1:54:11 GMT by kingwja
Post by kingwja on Mar 23, 2017 1:52:21 GMT
The BoomDoorTM Commercial - Property of K&B's TV Studio, now K&B's Commercial and Patent Office
Hi there! I'm Boomer2k! Do you have trouble keeping unwanted users out of your house? Well I've got the thing for you! The BoomDoor™ is great at keeping unwanted users out. Here watch this clip of it in action. *Shows a unwanted user walking up to a door* "Hey I haven't been to FF yet!" *he puts his hand on the doorknob and tries to open the door, when it explodes* "Ooww" *the user faints and the TV now shows Boomer* See, it works great! All you have to do is call into 801-999-9991 1/2 and talk to one of our sales representatives! *TV cuts to a guy sitting at a desk with a phone to his ear* "Yeah, I want a 12" pizza…. oh really? I can get 2 for 1?" *TV cuts back to Boomer* You can protect your home, office, or even your closet and all you have to pay is four payments of $299.99! (minus tax and shipping) *TV voice guy reads credits* BoomDoors™ is a registered trademark of Boomer2k Inc. Unlawful use of BoomDoors™ is unlawful. Blah blah blah other legal stuff blah blah blah...... Unwanted user played by: Kingwja. Phone guy played by: Kingwja. Boomer2k played by: Boomer2k. This commercial was co-created by Boomer2k and Kingwja. One user was harmed in the making of this commercial.
