*Joins immediatly* Name: Sam Skills: Acting, Being random, Having ingenious ideas, knowing nonuseful stuff, being a test subject. Job: Wierd hermit dude.
I can help with commercials too!
Awesome, you're hired!
You and I are the two test dummies.
Thanks!
Wait your a test dummy? O_o Oh wait yeah "Unwanted test user played by kingwja, one user was harmed in the making of this commercial"
-last edited on Mar 28, 2017 1:40:26 GMT by kingwja
Post by kingwja on Mar 28, 2017 1:39:46 GMT
Okay, here's the UltraTable™ commercial draft 1.
*Commercial begins with a user slowly walking* "Hey there, I'm Ultra, CEO of Ultra Products Inc. Have you ever been in a situation where you hear something that makes you want to facecoffeetable, but there are no tables around? Isn't it frustrating when there is nothing near to bang your head on repeatedly? Well now there is! The all-in-one UltraTable™ can fix your daily facecoffeetable problems!" *another user in a company suit walks in next to Ultra*"When not in use, it is 3 inches in diameter, and can easily fit in your pocket. When you're ready to smash your head into it, however, it can expand to enormous proportions!" *They finish their walking at a table with a test guy sitting in front of it* "Here is our victim–I mean official tester. " *company suit guy sets a pocket sized UltraTable™ in front of the official tester*"I'd like some pizza please.""What? No. We need you to do the test.""Oh, okay."*tester is strapped into a machine by the company suit guy* "Test 1: Normal Size!" *Machine slams the tester's face into the UltraTable™*"He- OUCH!!! Why did you do that to me?""Umm, do you want pizza?""Yes, but-" "Then you have to do these tests.""Fine."*UltraTable™ expands to a larger setting* "Test 2: Gargantuan size! And we put this one at a higher speed to show the detail." "Wait what?"*Thud*"OOF"*He lifts his head up, spits teeth out, then falls on the floor unconscious* "Oh, well, it looks like we may need a replacement." *replacement tester comes in and straps in while staring at the original tester forebodingly* "Test 3: Destructor size!" "Umm…" *Thwack* "Oww! Hey that wasn't so ba-" *The UltraTable™ explodes* "Well, there was a bit of a delay in the explosion, but otherwise it worked great!" *Company suit guy walks back while eating from a box of pizza*"Yep! And get your very own UltraTable™ for only 999.99! Our product's features will blow your mind!" "Just call 123-456-7890.5 with the promo code "CAUTION" to get a $5 discount!" *Really fast speaking TV guy reads credits*The UltraTable™ is a registered trademark of Ultra Products Inc. Unlawful use of this product is unlawful. Failure to comply with Ultra Products Inc. regulations will result in your pizza being eaten. This commercial was filmed at K&B's Commercial and Patent Shop. Ultra played by: Ultraagent03. Company Suit Guy played by: Boomer2K0. Official Tester played by: Kingwja. Replacement Official Tester played by: SamuelMorse-Brown. Two users were harmed and/or exploded in the making of this commercial.
So, as this is the first draft, it is ready for input and edits. It's up to you guys now!
I'd ask for my sombrero to be patented, but that already happened.
Since I have come to the realization that I cannot commit to RPs properly anymore, I shall just hang around here and keep you guys supplied with donuts.
I'd ask for my sombrero to be patented, but that already happened.
Since I have come to the realization that I cannot commit to RPs properly anymore, I shall just hang around here and keep you guys supplied with donuts.
Hey Con, welcome and thanks for the donuts!
I'll be posting more commercials soon, so keep a lookout for yours.
I'd ask for my sombrero to be patented, but that already happened.
Since I have come to the realization that I cannot commit to RPs properly anymore, I shall just hang around here and keep you guys supplied with donuts.
*Commercial begins with a user slowly walking* "Hey there, I'm Ultra, CEO of Ultra Products Inc. Have you ever been in a situation where you hear something that makes you want to facecoffeetable, but there are no tables around? Isn't it frustrating when there is nothing near to bang your head on repeatedly? Well now there is! The all-in-one UltraTable™ can fix your daily facecoffeetable problems!" *another user in a company suit walks in next to Ultra*"When not in use, it is 3 inches in diameter, and can easily fit in your pocket. When you're ready to smash your head into it, however, it can expand to enormous proportions!" *They finish their walking at a table with a test guy sitting in front of it* "Here is our victim–I mean official tester. " *company suit guy sets a pocket sized UltraTable™ in front of the official tester*"I'd like some pizza please.""What? No. We need you to do the test.""Oh, okay."*tester is strapped into a machine by the company suit guy* "Test 1: Normal Size!" *Machine slams the tester's face into the UltraTable™*"He- OUCH!!! Why did you do that to me?""Umm, do you want pizza?""Yes, but-" "Then you have to do these tests.""Fine."*UltraTable™ expands to a larger setting* "Test 2: Gargantuan size! And we put this one at a higher speed to show the detail." "Wait what?"*Thud*"OOF"*He lifts his head up, spits teeth out, then falls on the floor unconscious* "Oh, well, it looks like we may need a replacement." *replacement tester comes in and straps in while staring at the original tester forebodingly* "Test 3: Destructor size!" "Umm…" *Thwack* "Oww! Hey that wasn't so ba-" *The UltraTable™ explodes* "Well, there was a bit of a delay in the explosion, but otherwise it worked great!" *Company suit guy walks back while eating from a box of pizza*"Yep! And get your very own UltraTable™ for only 999.99! Our product's features will blow your mind!" "Just call 123-456-7890.5 with the promo code "CAUTION" to get a $5 discount!" *Really fast speaking TV guy reads credits*The UltraTable™ is a registered trademark of Ultra Products Inc. Unlawful use of this product is unlawful. Failure to comply with Ultra Products Inc. regulations will result in your pizza being eaten. This commercial was filmed at K&B's Commercial and Patent Shop. Ultra played by: Ultraagent03. Company Suit Guy played by: Boomer2K0. Official Tester played by: Kingwja. Replacement Official Tester played by: SamuelMorse-Brown. Two users were harmed and/or exploded in the making of this commercial.
So, as this is the first draft, it is ready for input and edits. It's up to you guys now!
And how do you like it so far
Ugh, I already see a few spots that need to be fixed.
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