Perhaps it will not be difficult to convince the that we are its friend. Good, the most immediate threat is no more...
Yes, we must try and convince it that the is its friend. Once the are dealt with, nobody will be able to stop us; the users' pizza supply will run out within days.
The looks like the sort that can be easily convinced of things.
*I try to stand at an angle where hopefully it won't see the Explodium Sword on my back*
"Mistress HannahSmash! You must come quickly; our drills have nearly tuenneled through to the vault containing the you-know-what that will lead us to HannahDash!"
"Excellent. Lead the way."
*once the leprechaun is facing the other way, I hand the Explodium Sword to my pigeons for safekeeping*
*the FlameForce planes slowly make their way back up*
I guess so. (I went back to see what caused all of this... so that one green sheep that Flame didn't trust to make a mech for him threw an explosive at Flame, so Flame looked for something to throw back, so the LiC's mother gave him his metal-music radio, so he threw that at her, but she was wearing a hard hat so it was destroyed, so the green sheep started singing, and that's when he got very mad and started attacking them.
And they flew away in their helicopters, so that's how the rest of FlameForce got involved. )
*some of the infantry sheep advance, while others remain in the safety of the tanks*
*I use my sword to create explosions to help guide me in the right direction as I leave this quote chain*
*By the time they get back to the height of the LAF, their windscreens are totally covered in rapidly drying bright green paint*
(Oh my. You can never predict what's going to hapen in these quote chains... )
*The Ground Division use their shielded positions to bombard the advancing infantry with paintballs, while several sheep in hazmat suits charge forwards and open fire on the open doors of the tanks with fizzy-lemonade-hosepipes*
*The LiC's mech's remaining hand waves goodbye*
*they fire blindly*
*the FlameForce sheep quickly seal themselves back in the tanks, though some of the infantry sheep are shut out in the process*
(The dragon proceeds to drag any reluctant, confused, or oblivious members to the exit, and notices -Sham and I. ) Hey, that was a new umbrella! D: *was planning to use the remaining metal parts as a makeshift sword, but the dragon picks me up impatiently*
*-Sham cannot fly, so he stops chasing you and instead runs at -Sham*
*I don't notice the person, as I'm currently heading to the room of whatever's broadcasting right now*
*The hivemind now knows enough about the real world to understand what you're trying to do, so it orders all within a ten mile radius to converge on the broadcasting centre.*
*I burst into the room and step in front of the guy talking*
"I don't know about this virus you're talking about, but a much worse infection has come to this world. The takes over your mind. This world may not have what it takes to stop it... is your only chance."
*I then mention a couple people who may have been familiar with the on the LMBs* (including metaknightfan4 , and you)
(The dragon proceeds to drag any reluctant, confused, or oblivious members to the exit, and notices -Sham and I. ) Hey, that was a new umbrella! D: *was planning to use the remaining metal parts as a makeshift sword, but the dragon picks me up impatiently*
*-Sham cannot fly, so he stops chasing you and instead runs at -Sham*
(The dragon growls. That smiley-faced creep won't be getting to him on my watch! Let's see how fireproof s are! He flies toward -Sham, unleashing a blast of fire at him.) *waits for the outcome of the fire, with the cookie launcher trained on it* You can't be too prepared when dealing with s...
*the cynical thoughts go back to being regular thoughts that return to reminiscing* (*begins to worry and activates the system; water starts to come out at first* Did I just hear "friendly"? ... Ok, sounds great! Don't worry about delivering it, I'll stop by soon. )
*The voice in the back of your head resumes telling you to put on the earplugs*
("Alright, we look forward to seeing you. " )
Thoughts: *trying to ignore the voice* I think I need mental earplugs. (*a dilute pizza sauce is now raining over the party, but there isn't any sign of the s* They could've left by now... At least the party will get coated in pizza sauce, just in case. *heads warily to the pizza place* )
(One of the crickets in hiding, who looks fearful, waves and catches the cricket's attention. After casting one more suspicious look at the pigeons, he runs to join who he assumes is a survivor.)
*the pigeons continue eating the cake*
Cricket: What happened? Cricket 2: (chirping) I could ask you the same question! It looked like you were in trouble with a potential enemy, and we exposed ourselves because we thought you needed help! Luckily, we made a swift retreat when we realized that wasn't the case. Cricket: So all the others are alright? That's a relief... Cricket 2: How come you brought those pigeons cake? We never got cake! Cricket: Hey, I was in fear of being eaten, and cake was the first thing I thought to offer!
(From farther away, this exchange sounds like random chirping)
Cricket: What happened? Cricket 2: (chirping) I could ask you the same question! It looked like you were in trouble with a potential enemy, and we exposed ourselves because we thought you needed help! Luckily, we made a swift retreat when we realized that wasn't the case. Cricket: So all the others are alright? That's a relief... Cricket 2: How come you brought those pigeons cake? We never got cake! Cricket: Hey, I was in fear of being eaten, and cake was the first thing I thought to offer!
(From farther away, this exchange sounds like random chirping)
*hearing the chirping, the pigeons begin to argue among themselves because some of them still want to eat the crickets*
Cricket: What happened? Cricket 2: (chirping) I could ask you the same question! It looked like you were in trouble with a potential enemy, and we exposed ourselves because we thought you needed help! Luckily, we made a swift retreat when we realized that wasn't the case. Cricket: So all the others are alright? That's a relief... Cricket 2: How come you brought those pigeons cake? We never got cake! Cricket: Hey, I was in fear of being eaten, and cake was the first thing I thought to offer!
(From farther away, this exchange sounds like random chirping)
*hearing the chirping, the pigeons begin to argue among themselves because some of them still want to eat the crickets*
(The crickets are unaware that the pigeons are arguing about this, and they wouldn't be able to understand what they are saying anyways. The chirping continues.)
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that we are its friend. 
Good, the most immediate threat is no more... 
*I try to stand at an angle where hopefully it won't see the Explodium Sword on my back* 
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at Flame, so Flame looked for something to throw back, so the LiC's mother gave him his metal-music radio, so he threw that at her, but she was wearing a hard hat so it was destroyed, so the green sheep started singing, and that's when he got very mad and started attacking them. 
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-Sham cannot fly, so he stops chasing you and instead runs at 
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is your only chance."
... Ok, sounds great! Don't worry about delivering it, I'll stop by soon. 
