(The cricket checks the meetup spot, only to find it empty... He looks back at the pigeons; could they have eaten the other crickets when he left? )
*the pigeons don't notice the cricket looking at them and are enjoying the cake*
(One of the crickets in hiding, who looks fearful, waves and catches the cricket's attention. After casting one more suspicious look at the pigeons, he runs to join who he assumes is a survivor.)
I would err on the side of more dagerous... *The brigade of return from burning all the tomato crops*
Perhaps it will not be difficult to convince the that we are its friend. Good, the most immediate threat is no more...
Yes, we must try and convince it that the is its friend. Once the are dealt with, nobody will be able to stop us; the users' pizza supply will run out within days.
*The Leprechauns create more rain, resulting in the boat being raised twenty feet farther upwards and leaving the users unable to see the submarine control centre properly*
*turns out, this boat was another of the FlameForce boats that can turn into a submarine, so they do that*
*In that case, the control centre hurries back to the surface and activate its rocket propellers, turning it into a UFO*
Ohhh! Yes... *A dark Leprechaun suddenly pops up out of the ground*
*I try to stand at an angle where hopefully it won't see the Explodium Sword on my back*
"Mistress HannahSmash! You must come quickly; our drills have nearly tuenneled through to the vault containing the you-know-what that will lead us to HannahDash!"
*The LAF, who only fell a couple of metres from the cloud, use their height advantage to bombard the FlameForce planes with green paintballs and fizzy lemonade*
I think so, since you sent FlameForce to attack the Ground Division.
*The green sheep retreat a few feet, take cover behind the nearest trees and bushes and return fire*
*The LiC begrudgingly activates the setting that results in the hand of his mech flying off, propelled by rocket boosters that carry it in the vague direction of the HannahDash returns topic*
*the FlameForce planes slowly make their way back up*
I guess so. (I went back to see what caused all of this... so that one green sheep that Flame didn't trust to make a mech for him threw an explosive at Flame, so Flame looked for something to throw back, so the LiC's mother gave him his metal-music radio, so he threw that at her, but she was wearing a hard hat so it was destroyed, so the green sheep started singing, and that's when he got very mad and started attacking them.
And they flew away in their helicopters, so that's how the rest of FlameForce got involved. )
*some of the infantry sheep advance, while others remain in the safety of the tanks*
*I use my sword to create explosions to help guide me in the right direction as I leave this quote chain*
*By the time they get back to the height of the LAF, their windscreens are totally covered in rapidly drying bright green paint*
(Oh my. You can never predict what's going to hapen in these quote chains... )
*The Ground Division use their shielded positions to bombard the advancing infantry with paintballs, while several sheep in hazmat suits charge forwards and open fire on the open doors of the tanks with fizzy-lemonade-hosepipes*
*A -infected person is walking past and sees your bursting in*
*I don't notice the person, as I'm currently heading to the room of whatever's broadcasting right now*
*The hivemind now knows enough about the real world to understand what you're trying to do, so it orders all within a ten mile radius to converge on the broadcasting centre.*
*-Sham nods and jumps back down into the party, using -explosives to create cover so that people can escape*
*-Sham blows up the umbrella with a -bomb*
(The dragon proceeds to drag any reluctant, confused, or oblivious members to the exit, and notices -Sham and I. ) Hey, that was a new umbrella! D: *was planning to use the remaining metal parts as a makeshift sword, but the dragon picks me up impatiently*
*-Sham cannot fly, so he stops chasing you and instead runs at -Sham*
(*The does not yet reappear* "I suggest the four cheese. It is a very friendly- I mean lovely - pizza. " )
*the cynical thoughts go back to being regular thoughts that return to reminiscing* (*begins to worry and activates the system; water starts to come out at first* Did I just hear "friendly"? ... Ok, sounds great! Don't worry about delivering it, I'll stop by soon. )
*The voice in the back of your head resumes telling you to put on the earplugs*
*the pigeons don't notice the cricket looking at them and are enjoying the cake*
(One of the crickets in hiding, who looks fearful, waves and catches the cricket's attention. After casting one more suspicious look at the pigeons, he runs to join who he assumes is a survivor.)