"Any intruder is going to be drinking a lot of fizzy lemonade."
*I lock the gate and lead you through the garden to a large manor house. I take out a second shamrock key and unlock the front door, then use another keypay to disable the indoor burglar alarm and re-active the one on the garden gates.*
"Phew! Safe inside at last. There's no way the can find us here."
"Any intruder is going to be drinking a lot of fizzy lemonade."
*I lock the gate and lead you through the garden to a large manor house. I take out a second shamrock key and unlock the front door, then use another keypay to disable the indoor burglar alarm and re-active the one on the garden gates.*
"Phew! Safe inside at last. There's no way the can find us here."
*Lets out a sigh of relief*
*We are now inside a large hallway. An imposing, green-carpeted stone staircase rises in front of us, whilst a wood-panelled hallway runs deep into the house, dozens of doors going off it.*
"Now..I just have to try and remember where I put the box with the banhammer in. The removal vans mixed everything up when they moved all my stuff here after the Mod Tower Retirement Home was closed for refurbishment."
*We are now inside a large hallway. An imposing, green-carpeted stone staircase rises in front of us, whilst a wood-panelled hallway runs deep into the house, dozens of doors going off it.*
"Now..I just have to try and remember where I put the box with the banhammer in. The removal vans mixed everything up when they moved all my stuff here after the Mod Tower Retirement Home was closed for refurbishment."
*We are now inside a large hallway. An imposing, green-carpeted stone staircase rises in front of us, whilst a wood-panelled hallway runs deep into the house, dozens of doors going off it.*
"Now..I just have to try and remember where I put the box with the banhammer in. The removal vans mixed everything up when they moved all my stuff here after the Mod Tower Retirement Home was closed for refurbishment."
"I'll help you look."
"Thanks, Hannah."
*I lead the way upstairs to a landing with paintings of leprechauns on the walls. We go into a spare bedroom piled high with cardboard boxes and spare pieces of furiture.*
"...I really should have unpacked this weeks ago, shouldn't I."
*I lead the way upstairs to a landing with paintings of leprechauns on the walls. We go into a spare bedroom piled high with cardboard boxes and spare pieces of furiture.*
"...I really should have unpacked this weeks ago, shouldn't I."
*I lead the way upstairs to a landing with paintings of leprechauns on the walls. We go into a spare bedroom piled high with cardboard boxes and spare pieces of furiture.*
"...I really should have unpacked this weeks ago, shouldn't I."
"Yeah, though I guess you had no way of knowing."
"Ok, the hammer is green and silver. Let's get looking."
can find us here." 
