(*The sheeo finishes designing it and takes the schrmatics to the nearest factory* )
*They are very wise sheep*
*The green sheep burst into song: "Eee-vil, eee-vil, EEEEE-VIL IS THE METAL MUSIC! Dee-vine, dee-vine, DEEEEE-VINE IS THE OPERA!!!"
I am aware that I mispelt divine.
*the pigeons wonder what they're supposed to do now*
(*Violet asks to have a look at the blueprints* )
*the two -ified sheep add a line of their own:* "Friendly, friendly, friendly is the ..."
Flame: "STOP IT, STOP IT!"
Well, lengthening the i sound doesn't really work.
*The Leprechauns suggest they do some interior decorating, since the new walls are just plain bricks*
(*She is shown them; it has all sorts of useful weapons, an opera-equipped radio that can be weaponised against enemies, a chocolate storage area, a cupholder for her lemonade of choice, and lots more* )
*The sheep carry on:* "Trust them, trust them!!"
Yeah, that would look odd and make it look as though it was supposed to be an i sound, which it isn;t/
*The Leprechauns are luckily equipped with axes, which they can use to hack their way out of the frozen clouds. The clouds being frozen, however, means they cannot open their cokpits in order to use the axes on the ice...*
*The Ground Division realises that the remaining tanks are almost upon them and begin to retreat, firing as they go.*
*The LiC is too busy making the damaged mech keep running to worry about attacking passing pigeons*
*the FlameForce planes don't even come with axes, so they aren't any better off*
*the tanks fire back, mostly just taking out trees*
*I tell the pigeon to put it on speaker phone, since even if I did have a hand to hold the phone with I'd get it all stuck with treacle*
"Sham, I'm in a bit of a sticky situation right now, what did you want to tell me?"
*Through the dense ice, FlameForce notice that the Leprechauns are talking into walkie talkies*
*The Ground Division scatters and start sneaking up on the tanks from behind*
*The instructs its new followers to completely take over the town*
*The directs your family to the next-nearest settlement*
*we're well on our way now*
*they have no choice but to obey*
*they arrive in only a couple minutes*
*The -molasses that were chasing you arrive at your relatives house; realising you've all escaped, they use the hivemind to tell the -infected people to keep an eye out for you*
*The then orders you and your acolytes to take all the cars and go the neighbouring towns and cities*
*The spaceship looks very much like a giant , though loads of panels unfold and start firing hundreds of :)s down on the party*
*The -cookie seems to damage the area of the spaceship that it hits, but the ship is too big to be done much damage by one cookie. -Sham starts attacking you.*
(The dragon turns to look at -Sham, wondering if he has any ideas on how to approach this new problem. ) *keeps the fact that damage was done in mind, and fumbles with opening an umbrella in response to the rain, accidentally whacking -Sham with it without realizing*
*-Sham suggests a tactical retreat might be in order*
*-Sham staggers backwards and charges at you with a sword*
Voice in the back of your head: "WE NEED EARPLUGS! THE LEPRECHAUNS HAVE EARPLUGS! JUST PUT THEM ON!!"
(*A friendly voice answers the phone*: "Hello, this is the Brick Boards Pizza Place. How can I help you today? ")
Cynical thoughts: I don't need them, because at this point, you're being louder than the sheep singing and drowning them out for me! (*directs a jet of pizza sauce at a * The person who usually picks up never sounds this friendly... Maybe they hired someone new. What kind of pizzas do you have today? )
Voice-in-the-back-of-your-head: *Shuts up*
(*The vanishes before the pizza can hit it* "Oh, all kinds - Margherita, four cheese, cheese, pepperoni...what would you like? "
*the distraction works, as they have a hard time telling apart the wrappers and crickets*
(The crickets are now scattered and hidden in the party again) Cricket: *slowly pushes the cake through the entrance* I... finally... brought the cake! *notices the candy wrappers* Did you all have a candy feast while I was gone?
*the pigeons all gather around the cake and start pecking at it to eat it*