*turning the clouds to ice traps the LAF planes as well*
*more of the tanks fall into pits*
*as I'm about to call for help from my pigeons, one of them shows up* "Hannah! Shamrock brings an urgent message on your phone!"
*The Leprechauns are luckily equipped with axes, which they can use to hack their way out of the frozen clouds. The clouds being frozen, however, means they cannot open their cokpits in order to use the axes on the ice...*
*The Ground Division realises that the remaining tanks are almost upon them and begin to retreat, firing as they go.*
*The LiC is too busy making the damaged mech keep running to worry about attacking passing pigeons*
*the FlameForce planes don't even come with axes, so they aren't any better off*
*the tanks fire back, mostly just taking out trees*
*I tell the pigeon to put it on speaker phone, since even if I did have a hand to hold the phone with I'd get it all stuck with treacle*
"Sham, I'm in a bit of a sticky situation right now, what did you want to tell me?"
*IC me tells the relatives I found that they're in danger and need to leave now* *as we ride in their car, through our conversation we're able to conclude that IC me is a version of Hannah from the internet* *conveniently, the headquarters of one of America's largest news networks is only an hour away*
*I finally arrive, and the starts spreading*
*They believe this, though are still confused as to why Hannah jumped out of the car. But they understand everything once the takes them*
*The are unaware of this development*
*The instructs its new followers to completely take over the town*
*The directs your family to the next-nearest settlement*
Well, darn. I told me fellows not to spill the lemonade, and looks like they's make a big spill all over the site. I guess I'll take me mop and clean it all up.
Not just a spill; some leprechauns hijacked the Weather Control Center, and now Community Chat is flooded with around 10 feet of fizzy lemonade.
Well, darn. I told me fellows not to spill the lemonade, and looks like they's make a big spill all over the site. I guess I'll take me mop and clean it all up.
Not just a spill; some leprechauns hijacked the Weather Control Center, and now Community Chat is flooded with around 10 feet of fizzy lemonade.
Oh, no. Very bad lephrechauns. I 'll stop them, and get them in the detention area.
(The dragon thinks, "We lost that advantage quickly, huh?" He flies out the door with -Sham in tow to take a look at the spaceship from a different angle, assuming it's outside and was seen through the half-finished roof. ) Well, that escalated quickly... *tries launching a cookie at the spaceship anyways; there's no point in hiding if they can see from above*
*The spaceship looks very much like a giant , though loads of panels unfold and start firing hundreds of :)s down on the party*
*The -cookie seems to damage the area of the spaceship that it hits, but the ship is too big to be done much damage by one cookie. -Sham starts attacking you.*
(The dragon turns to look at -Sham, wondering if he has any ideas on how to approach this new problem. ) *keeps the fact that damage was done in mind, and fumbles with opening an umbrella in response to the rain, accidentally whacking -Sham with it without realizing*
Cynical thoughts: Look at it from my perspective- I was thinking about getting earplugs, and a Leprechaun happens to have them and gives me some? I can't say that's merely a coincidence! (How...? *readies the hose and starts dialing for pizza delivery* )
Voice in the back of your head: "WE NEED EARPLUGS! THE LEPRECHAUNS HAVE EARPLUGS! JUST PUT THEM ON!!"
(*A friendly voice answers the phone*: "Hello, this is the Brick Boards Pizza Place. How can I help you today? ")
Cynical thoughts: I don't need them, because at this point, you're being louder than the sheep singing and drowning them out for me! (*directs a jet of pizza sauce at a * The person who usually picks up never sounds this friendly... Maybe they hired someone new. What kind of pizzas do you have today? )
(In an attempt to show that they no longer want to follow through with their mission, the crickets throw the candy wrappers into the air as a distraction while they run for hiding spots. )
*the distraction works, as they have a hard time telling apart the wrappers and crickets*
(The crickets are now scattered and hidden in the party again) Cricket: *slowly pushes the cake through the entrance* I... finally... brought the cake! *notices the candy wrappers* Did you all have a candy feast while I was gone?