Welcome, me fellow pirates, and feast ye eyes on the greatest ship and crew that has ever been known to man, (well, minus the crew, since they all left me cuz I was too ... uh... good for them, yeah, that's it). I, Captain Jeff Jefferson is looking for a new crew, so if you would, join me crew, and sail on the Argh Barge.
Anyway, if ye don't join me crew, you're me mortal enemy, so watch out.
I'm looking for any positions I could get. A second in command, a cook, some gunners, some random people that have no purpose other than to make me crew look bigger, etc.
"Well, don't just be standin' there. Hop on! I'mma Cap'n Jeff Jefferson. Ya got weapons?"
''Thankee, sir, I'm mighty pleased to meet yer. I's got a couple o' fine weapons to me name.''
"That be a good thing laddie. Gee, I'mma glad I escaped from dose bad pirates. Dey almos' killed me. Good thing I'mma great liar, *chuckle*. Anyway, do you know how to heal me wounds. They shot me.", *he says as he points to his gun shot wounds*
''Thankee, sir, I'm mighty pleased to meet yer. I's got a couple o' fine weapons to me name.''
"That be a good thing laddie. Gee, I'mma glad I escaped from dose bad pirates. Dey almos' killed me. Good thing I'mma great liar, *chuckle*. Anyway, do you know how to heal me wounds. They shot me.", *he says as he points to his gun shot wounds*
''Ooooh, they be mighty good shots, I mean, those wounds look painful. *Puts a huge bandage over the wounds.* I don't know nothink 'bout healin', but that looks good to me.''
"That be a good thing laddie. Gee, I'mma glad I escaped from dose bad pirates. Dey almos' killed me. Good thing I'mma great liar, *chuckle*. Anyway, do you know how to heal me wounds. They shot me.", *he says as he points to his gun shot wounds*
''Ooooh, they be mighty good shots, I mean, those wounds look painful. *Puts a huge bandage over the wounds.* I don't know nothink 'bout healin', but that looks good to me.''
"Ah, yeah. That's what them doctors do in them tv series. Anyway, what you say your name was?"
''Ooooh, they be mighty good shots, I mean, those wounds look painful. *Puts a huge bandage over the wounds.* I don't know nothink 'bout healin', but that looks good to me.''
"Ah, yeah. That's what them doctors do in them tv series. Anyway, what you say your name was?"
*While you are distracted talking split shot is fired at your mast breaking it apart. Your rudder is fired at. Your ship is fired at below water level.* 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯Henny4315
Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
