''I's learned dem's from pirate school. Pirate school's is for da smartestest of the smarts, loikes what I is.''
"Ah, my papa and mama did int want me to go to dat pirate school. Dey said it'd be too hard for me."
''Oho, tis only for da tougher-est pirates, you'll be dere some day, as mine teacher always said, ''It's no ed-y-ca-shun that counts, it's what ya can make it rhyme with.'' I don't know what 'e was on about but it sounded clever.
"Ah, my papa and mama did int want me to go to dat pirate school. Dey said it'd be too hard for me."
''Oho, tis only for da tougher-est pirates, you'll be dere some day, as mine teacher always said, ''It's no ed-y-ca-shun that counts, it's what ya can make it rhyme with.'' I don't know what 'e was on about but it sounded clever.
*Starts paddling in the water*
"Oh, yeah. I hope one day they'll accept me into the school. Da only thing my parents did for me is send me to swim school. Good thing I could sweem. I love the water. I had to sweem all day when me old crew threw me off the ship. Still don't know why dey did dat. "
''Oho, tis only for da tougher-est pirates, you'll be dere some day, as mine teacher always said, ''It's no ed-y-ca-shun that counts, it's what ya can make it rhyme with.'' I don't know what 'e was on about but it sounded clever.
*Starts paddling in the water*
"Oh, yeah. I hope one day they'll accept me into the school. Da only thing my parents did for me is send me to swim school. Good thing I could sweem. I love the water. I had to sweem all day when me old crew threw me off the ship. Still don't know why dey did dat. "
''I always wanted ta go ta sweem school.... Well, we sort of lost da ship. Meh, too bad.''
"Oh, yeah. I hope one day they'll accept me into the school. Da only thing my parents did for me is send me to swim school. Good thing I could sweem. I love the water. I had to sweem all day when me old crew threw me off the ship. Still don't know why dey did dat. "
''I always wanted ta go ta sweem school.... Well, we sort of lost da ship. Meh, too bad.''
"Ehhh. We'll buy a new ship. I mean, how expensive can a pirate ship be? I wouldn't know, cuz I stole mine. "
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Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
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