Uh, you do realize loans are money going out from the bank, right? They do mean people are in debt to us so I understand the mwahwahwa but nothing is flowing in yet so your choice of words was rather strange there.
Yes. I am the manager you know, I have some security people you might want to meet if you have any more complaints. I said they where Beginning to flow.
I'm afraid that the value of pizza has gone up since you asked for it, it is in high demand just now. You can ask me again in three seconds time when I decide find out if pizza's value has changed.
THREE SECONDS LATER
Please may I have some pizza? If you don't give it to me I will revoke the ant.
*Looks at watch*
Well, I haven't changed the exchange rate the exchange rate hasn't changed, so this is all you are getting my man.
Uh, you do realize loans are money going out from the bank, right? They do mean people are in debt to us so I understand the mwahwahwa but nothing is flowing in yet so your choice of words was rather strange there.
Yes. I am the manager you know, I have some security people you might want to meet if you have any more complaints. I said they where Beginning to flow.
I am aware, thank you. I work here. Yeah but so far we haven't actually gotten anything back on them. The first payment is due back one month from today.
Please may I have some pizza? If you don't give it to me I will revoke the ant.
*Looks at watch*
Well, I haven't changed the exchange rate the exchange rate hasn't changed, so this is all you are getting my man.
*Holds out a third of a slice of salami.*
I can only keep up the nice face so long without having pizza to eat. Kindly give me a slice of cheese pizza or the ant gets smashed and you will be next.
Yes. I am the manager you know, I have some security people you might want to meet if you have any more complaints. I said they where Beginning to flow.
I am aware, thank you. I work here. Yeah but so far we haven't actually gotten anything back on them. The first payment is due back one month from today.
Well now I know that you are aware of that, I'm going to give you a pay rise. Maybe.
We are getting things back as I speak. NJR1432 didn't read the small print. It said that he has to pay it back in two seconds, or we will own his entire collection of toothpicks.
Well, I haven't changed the exchange rate the exchange rate hasn't changed, so this is all you are getting my man.
*Holds out a third of a slice of salami.*
I can only keep up the nice face so long without having pizza to eat. Kindly give me a slice of cheese pizza or the ant gets smashed and you will be next.
Call that a nice face? It's the scariest emote of them all!
*Gives you slice pizza made from 100% cheese, then takes ant and puts it in a safe.*
I am aware, thank you. I work here. Yeah but so far we haven't actually gotten anything back on them. The first payment is due back one month from today.
Well now I know that you are aware of that, I'm going to give you a pay rise. Maybe.
We are getting things back as I speak. NJR1432 didn't read the small print. It said that he has to pay it back in two seconds, or we will own his entire collection of toothpicks.
I am aware, thank you. I work here. Yeah but so far we haven't actually gotten anything back on them. The first payment is due back one month from today.
Well now I know that you are aware of that, I'm going to give you a pay rise. Maybe.
We are getting things back as I speak. NJR1432 didn't read the small print. It said that he has to pay it back in two seconds, or we will own his entire collection of toothpicks.
Um, actually I wrote the contract and it says nothing about toothpicks. I can add it as a footnote if you like.
I can only keep up the nice face so long without having pizza to eat. Kindly give me a slice of cheese pizza or the ant gets smashed and you will be next.
Call that a nice face? It's the scariest emote of them all!
*Gives you slice pizza made from 100% cheese, then takes ant and puts it in a safe.*
YaaAAAaaAAAAHhuUHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *eats cheese with glee*
Well now I know that you are aware of that, I'm going to give you a pay rise. Maybe.
We are getting things back as I speak. NJR1432 didn't read the small print. It said that he has to pay it back in two seconds, or we will own his entire collection of toothpicks.
NOOOOOO! Not my only toothpick!
Fear not, valued customer. I will defend your Constitutional right to peaceably own toothpicks with my life.
Well now I know that you are aware of that, I'm going to give you a pay rise. Maybe.
We are getting things back as I speak. NJR1432 didn't read the small print. It said that he has to pay it back in two seconds, or we will own his entire collection of toothpicks.
He just has a really interesting sense of humor. 
If you don't give it to me I will revoke the ant. 
Kindly give me a slice of cheese pizza or the ant gets smashed and you will be next. 
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*eats cheese with glee*
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