Y-yes, astonishing might be a tad of an exaggeration.
*the ant starts tap dancing* Well, it is at the very least uncommonly fascinating.
Hmm. I suppose it would look alright on my desk. I'll give you one MB 100 note for it, considering the official exchange rate for ants, one ant to every MB note.
*the ant starts tap dancing* Well, it is at the very least uncommonly fascinating.
Hmm. I suppose it would look alright on my desk. I'll give you one MB 100 note for it, considering the official exchange rate for ants, one ant to every MB note.
Hmm. I suppose it would look alright on my desk. I'll give you one MB 100 note for it, considering the official exchange rate for ants, one ant to every MB note.
I thought we agreed on pizza.
I'm afraid that the value of pizza has gone up since you asked for it, it is in high demand just now. You can ask me again in three seconds time when I decide find out if pizza's value has changed.
Sure thing! *writes "$100000000000" on a blank piece of paper and hands it to you* Just repay it on your own time, but there is an interest rate of 100000% that accumulates every month.
I'm afraid that the value of pizza has gone up since you asked for it, it is in high demand just now. You can ask me again in three seconds time when I decide find out if pizza's value has changed.
THREE SECONDS LATER
Please may I have some pizza? If you don't give it to me I will revoke the ant.
Uh, you do realize loans are money going out from the bank, right? They do mean people are in debt to us so I understand the mwahwahwa but nothing is flowing in yet so your choice of words was rather strange there.
I am also the bank manager, so don't get clever. 
I'm sorry for being clever! I shall try to be more dumb. 
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Goodbye LMBs...