-last edited on May 9, 2020 16:50:25 GMT by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on May 9, 2020 16:49:23 GMT
''Oh, oh dear, there appears to be a poor person in my bank. Call security!
Hmm, never mind, You will soon have enough money to give deposit in my your bank! Well, first off, I'd better welcome you to my your bank, THE BANK OF LMBE.
Here you can get a job as a bank employee, collect earnings and more!
This is a sort of RP\game\chat, made to tie all the various LMBE markets, cafes, shops, hotels and so on, together. The LMBE Bank is a community bank and is DEFINITELY not just a massive bank account for me.
To start with, you will receive tenOne Hundred LMB Notes - -cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY.
''Oh, oh dear, there appears to be a poor person in my bank. Call security!
Hmm, never mind, You will soon have enough money to give deposit in my your bank! Well, first off, I'd better welcome you to my your bank, THE BANK OF LMBE.
Here you can get a job as a bank employee, collect earnings and more!
This is a sort of RP\game\chat, made to tie all the various LMBE markets, cafes, shops, hotels and so on, together. The LMBE Bank is a community bank and is DEFINITELY not just a massive bank account for me.
To start with, you will receive tenOne Hundred LMB Notes - -cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY.
''Oh, oh dear, there appears to be a poor person in my bank. Call security!
Hmm, never mind, You will soon have enough money to give deposit in my your bank! Well, first off, I'd better welcome you to my your bank, THE BANK OF LMBE.
Here you can get a job as a bank employee, collect earnings and more!
This is a sort of RP\game\chat, made to tie all the various LMBE markets, cafes, shops, hotels and so on, together. The LMBE Bank is a community bank and is DEFINITELY not just a massive bank account for me.
To start with, you will receive tenOne Hundred LMB Notes - -cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY.
{JAMMERS! - People who want to read the small print- ONLY!} PS. Please read the small print.
This is the small print. I made it so small that it is hard to read so please use a microscope, or expand it if you can't understand it.
Sure, what the hey, I'll be a cashier, why not? *wonders how our economic system has functioned up to this point with no banks or treasuries of any kind* *wonders where the heck our money even comes from* We've always just had limitless amounts of this stuff just by clicking a button.... but oh well I'm sure a bank will be fun! *happy fun dance* *hatches does not hatch plot to renovate the Stegosaurus Steakhouse with stolen borrowed-with-no-intention-of-returning-it money from this place*
''Oh, oh dear, there appears to be a poor person in my bank. Call security!
Hmm, never mind, You will soon have enough money to give deposit in my your bank! Well, first off, I'd better welcome you to my your bank, THE BANK OF LMBE.
Here you can get a job as a bank employee, collect earnings and more!
This is a sort of RP\game\chat, made to tie all the various LMBE markets, cafes, shops, hotels and so on, together. The LMBE Bank is a community bank and is DEFINITELY not just a massive bank account for me.
To start with, you will receive tenOne Hundred LMB Notes - -cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY.
{JAMMERS! - People who want to read the small print- ONLY!} PS. Please read the small print.
This is the small print. I made it so small that it is hard to read so please use a microscope, or expand it if you can't understand it.
Sure, what the hey, I'll be a cashier, why not? *wonders how our economic system has functioned up to this point with no banks or treasuries of any kind* *wonders where the heck our money even comes from* We've always just had limitless amounts of this stuff just by clicking a button.... but oh well I'm sure a bank will be fun! *happy fun dance* *hatches does not hatch plot to renovate the Stegosaurus Steakhouse with stolen borrowed-with-no-intention-of-returning-it money from this place*
Great! Just sit there and steal receive peoples money!
*Brainwashes you that it is a good idea to have an LMBE bank and that the LMBEs would fall apart without it.* ''Hmmm. . . '' *Also brainwashes you that there is a limit to how much money you can type*
''Hey! you can't just TYPE money! It doesn't just get typed like this - -Oh, hang on.''Whoa!I'm rich!''
*Has you followed by security so that you don't discover my totally obvious scheme*
We're going to stop moderating all your posts until the bank gives me 1,000
Well, that might work. Unless I bribe Henny4315 or RuleJJ with half the money, to moderate my posts. That or apply for a modship.
As we all know, I am extremely susceptible to bribes, so just, uh, if you happen to leave something in Jammers and I happen to come across it, I imagine we can both be happy.
Well, that might work. Unless I bribe Henny4315 or RuleJJ with half the money, to moderate my posts. That or apply for a modship.
As we all know, I am extremely susceptible to bribes, so just, uh, if you happen to leave something in Jammers and I happen to come across it, I imagine we can both be happy.
Rule?! That's something I expect from me, but not you.
Sure, what the hey, I'll be a cashier, why not? *wonders how our economic system has functioned up to this point with no banks or treasuries of any kind* *wonders where the heck our money even comes from* We've always just had limitless amounts of this stuff just by clicking a button.... but oh well I'm sure a bank will be fun! *happy fun dance* *hatches does not hatch plot to renovate the Stegosaurus Steakhouse with stolen borrowed-with-no-intention-of-returning-it money from this place*
Great! Just sit there and steal receive peoples money!
*Brainwashes you that it is a good idea to have an LMBE bank and that the LMBEs would fall apart without it.* ''Hmmm. . . '' *Also brainwashes you that there is a limit to how much money you can type*
''Hey! you can't just TYPE money! It doesn't just get typed like this - -Oh, hang on.''Whoa!I'm rich!''
*Has you followed by security so that you don't discover my totally obvious scheme*
*resists brainwashing* How dare you. *pretends to have been brainwashed so as to gain your trust and further exploit bank*
![[$]](//storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/fW0VddNzVMdXvVsJiYIJ.png)
-cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY. ![[ba]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/uIdovocWRLyFpSJXOPwq.png)
![[lenny]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/7elNEqtPK2hcSAiIMFNh.png)
![[pi]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/QZx53eDTwZEhaavar6NI.png)
![[cook]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/XSYwdAkTEQMsodaDBxbE.png)
![[ic]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/xt0VDyzmJYHaegSohmqO.png)
![[$]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/fW0VddNzVMdXvVsJiYIJ.png)
-cash. You may use this to buy things anywhere you like on the LMBEs.'' PLEASE DO NOT FORGE MONEY. 
![[uni]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/mPKcREJAtrpeAXSOgaOH.png)
![[$]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/0WpApzqByKrxKRSTy0Dx.png)
*happy fun dance* *
![[$]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/jfTkdVFbAMTbtyaaDPfK.png)
- Oh, hang on. 
Unless I bribe 
Goodbye LMBs...
