It is destiny!! Fate dictates that we must eat pizza together!
We are inextricably bound! It is an inescapable inevitability as our paths hurtle on towards one another!
Is that a good thing? Indeed, it is undeniable that.... Wait did you say hurtling? Is it going to hurt when we get to each other, cause hurtling seems like we'd be moving pretty fast hehe .... And it has, you know, "hurt" in it sooooo......
We are inextricably bound! It is an inescapable inevitability as our paths hurtle on towards one another!
Is that a good thing? Indeed, it is undeniable that.... Wait did you say hurtling? Is it going to hurt when we get to each other, cause hurtling seems like we'd be moving pretty fast hehe .... And it has, you know, "hurt" in it sooooo......
It's debatable! I guess you'd better strap on some bubble wrap.
Is that a good thing? Indeed, it is undeniable that.... Wait did you say hurtling? Is it going to hurt when we get to each other, cause hurtling seems like we'd be moving pretty fast hehe .... And it has, you know, "hurt" in it sooooo......
It's debatable! I guess you'd better strap on some bubble wrap.
.... I'm gonna count it as a good thing, in this case! *Pulls out Duck Tape and bubble wrap * Ok.
.... I'm gonna count it as a good thing, in this case! *Pulls out Duck Tape and bubble wrap * Ok.
If you say so! *Puts on bike helmet.* Let the hurtling commence!
If we must. *Closes eyes out of fear and pulls leaver labeled "Hurtle Leaver" is sling shot through space and time in your direction at a ludicrous speed* WE'rE GoNNA DIeEEEeeee!!!!!
If you say so! *Puts on bike helmet.* Let the hurtling commence!
If we must. *Closes eyes out of fear and pulls leaver labeled "Hurtle Leaver" is sling shot through space and time in your direction at a ludicrous speed* WE'rE GoNNA DIeEEEeeee!!!!!
*I also pull my lever. Nothing happens.* Whoops, looks like my hurtling mechanism's broken. Can we take a rain check while I take it in to the shop?
If we must. *Closes eyes out of fear and pulls leaver labeled "Hurtle Leaver" is sling shot through space and time in your direction at a ludicrous speed* WE'rE GoNNA DIeEEEeeee!!!!!
*I also pull my lever. Nothing happens.* Whoops, looks like my hurtling mechanism's broken. Can we take a rain check while I take it in to the shop?
*Smashes into you as you finish talking* Oooohhhhh! I heard cracking! Am I dead! Are you dead! Are all my limbs still attached? I think the bubble wrap all popped.
*I also pull my lever. Nothing happens.* Whoops, looks like my hurtling mechanism's broken. Can we take a rain check while I take it in to the shop?
*Smashes into you as you finish talking* Oooohhhhh! I heard cracking! Am I dead! Are you dead! Are all my limbs still attached? I think the bubble wrap all popped.
*Peels self off of the ground.* Based on the amount of shouting you're doing, I'd say you're probably alive. And it looks like I am as well. We should probably take a trip to the hospital, though, just in case.
I cooked a frozen pizza on Friday. Does that count? 
..... Sure, I think that counts! ![[pi]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/QZx53eDTwZEhaavar6NI.png)
.... And it has, you know, "hurt" in it sooooo...... ![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
*Pulls out Duck Tape and bubble wrap * Ok. 