Me: *Looks longingly towards the break room, where more bagels await, then chases after you.* Stop! Someone stop her! Also, if you haven't heard yet, there are free bagels in the break room! They're really good!
Me: *Stops dead in tracks* Bagels!? @.@ *Turns and runs back past you into break room*
Me: *Looks longingly towards the break room, where more bagels await, then chases after you.* Stop! Someone stop her! Also, if you haven't heard yet, there are free bagels in the break room! They're really good!
Me: *Stops dead in tracks* Bagels!? @.@ *Turns and runs back past you into break room*
Me: Huh, okay. *Walks back to break room and locks door.* Well, that wasn't too hard.
Me: Huh, okay. *Walks back to break room and locks door.* Well, that wasn't too hard.
Me: *munch munch* Hay! the doors locked! what's up?
Security: We're here for the bagels Uh, fugitive. Where's the perp?
Me: *Pointing at the door.* Finally. They're both in there. The fugitive, and the bagels. A word of caution, though. She's fast, and sneaky, even managed to steal Con's badge!
Security: The bagel stole Con's badge?
Me: What? No, the fugitive! Just . . . just get her, all right?
Security: Oh, right. Will do. *Begins busting down the door.*
Me: *munch munch* Hay! the doors locked! what's up?
Security: We're here for the bagels Uh, fugitive. Where's the perp?
Me: *Pointing at the door.* Finally. They're both in there. The fugitive, and the bagels. A word of caution, though. She's fast, and sneaky, even managed to steal Con's badge!
Security: The bagel stole Con's badge?
Me: What? No, the fugitive! Just . . . just get her, all right?
Security: Oh, right. Will do. *Begins busting down the door.*
Secretary: You could just unlock it.
Security: Where's the fun in that?
Me: hay! what's all the noise?
Security: Grab her don't let her get out. HAY!!! she ate all the bagels! oh, she's gonna get it.
Me: *Pointing at the door.* Finally. They're both in there. The fugitive, and the bagels. A word of caution, though. She's fast, and sneaky, even managed to steal Con's badge!
Security: The bagel stole Con's badge?
Me: What? No, the fugitive! Just . . . just get her, all right?
Security: Oh, right. Will do. *Begins busting down the door.*
Secretary: You could just unlock it.
Security: Where's the fun in that?
Me: hay! what's all the noise?
Security: Grab her don't let her get out. HAY!!! she ate all the bagels! oh, she's gonna get it.
Me: O.O Will I be interrogated!?
Me: The bagels! *Stands in front of the doorway, attempting to block it.* Almost certainly. *Nods in the direction of the shadowy room.* After what I've told them, I expect they'll want to ask you a few questions. Not to mention poor Con. He's probably tearing his desk apart right now trying to figure out where he put his badge.
Security: Grab her don't let her get out. HAY!!! she ate all the bagels! oh, she's gonna get it.
Me: O.O Will I be interrogated!?
Me: The bagels! *Stands in front of the doorway, attempting to block it.* Almost certainly. *Nods in the direction of the shadowy room.* After what I've told them, I expect they'll want to ask you a few questions. Not to mention poor Con. He's probably tearing his desk apart right now trying to figure out where he put his badge.
Me: You guys lock me in a room with bagels and expect me not to eat them! I did save a blueberry one for you though. *Hands bagel* Who are "they" and what kind of questions? *Hand badge* sigh he can have it back, I only took it cause it was the most shiny badge.
Me: The bagels! *Stands in front of the doorway, attempting to block it.* Almost certainly. *Nods in the direction of the shadowy room.* After what I've told them, I expect they'll want to ask you a few questions. Not to mention poor Con. He's probably tearing his desk apart right now trying to figure out where he put his badge.
Me: You guys lock me in a room with bagels and expect me not to eat them! I did save a blueberry one for you though. *Hands bagel* Who are "they" and what kind of questions? *Hand badge* sigh he can have it back, I only took it cause it was the most shiny badge.
Me: *Accepts the bagel, while still being careful to keep the entrance blocked.* Awesome, thanks!
Security: I didn't get any bagels. *Glares at me.*
Me: Uh, here you go. *Hands him the bagel.*
Security: *Eats bagel contentedly.*
Me: Anyway, where were we. Ah, yes. *To you:* They are scary friendly questions. Nothing to worry about unless you're the type of person who worries about pain. *Takes badge.* That does make sense; he's always polishing the darned thing.
Me: You guys lock me in a room with bagels and expect me not to eat them! I did save a blueberry one for you though. *Hands bagel* Who are "they" and what kind of questions? *Hand badge* sigh he can have it back, I only took it cause it was the most shiny badge.
Me: *Accepts the bagel, while still being careful to keep the entrance blocked.* Awesome, thanks!
Security: I didn't get any bagels. *Glares at me.*
Me: Uh, here you go. *Hands him the bagel.*
Security: *Eats bagel contentedly.*
Me: Anyway, where were we. Ah, yes. *To you:* They are scary friendly questions. Nothing to worry about unless you're the type of person who worries about pain. *Takes badge.* That does make sense; he's always polishing the darned thing.
Me: Can I just go on my peaceful way, Without talking to the creeps in that room? You wouldn't want anyone to hurt me....... would you? O.O
Me: *Accepts the bagel, while still being careful to keep the entrance blocked.* Awesome, thanks!
Security: I didn't get any bagels. *Glares at me.*
Me: Uh, here you go. *Hands him the bagel.*
Security: *Eats bagel contentedly.*
Me: Anyway, where were we. Ah, yes. *To you:* They are scary friendly questions. Nothing to worry about unless you're the type of person who worries about pain. *Takes badge.* That does make sense; he's always polishing the darned thing.
Me: Can I just go on my peaceful way, Without talking to the creeps in that room? You wouldn't want anyone to hurt me....... would you? O.O
Me: Of course I wouldn't mostly. But, you see, if I let you go, a lot of other people could be hurt. And you wouldn't want that . . . would you?
No, the fugitive! Just . . . just get her, all right?
*Stands in front of the doorway, attempting to block it.* Almost certainly. *Nods in the direction of the shadowy room.* After what I've told them, I expect they'll want to ask you a few questions. Not to mention poor Con. He's probably tearing his desk apart right now trying to figure out where he put his badge. 
*Stands in front of the doorway, attempting to block it.* Almost certainly. *Nods in the direction of the shadowy room.* After what I've told them, I expect they'll want to ask you a few questions. Not to mention poor Con. He's probably tearing his desk apart right now trying to figure out where he put his badge. 
Uh, here you go. *Hands him the bagel.*
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