Me: Will do. *Goes up stairs and into a shadowy room.* He knows!
Mysterious Voice 1: Who knows?
Mysterious Voice 2: Also, what does this person know?
Mysterious Voice 3: Seriously, you can't just barge in and shout out a vague warning with no context. We talked about this. Step outside, think about what you're going to say, and then you can come back in and tell us.
Mysterious Voice 2: And knock next time! That's just rude!
Mysterious Voice 1: Actually, next time why don't you just go ahead and schedule an appointment first. We're busy, you know. You can't just expect us to be able to listen to whatever nonsense you have to say whenever you have to say it.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yes, an appointment would be best. The secretary's right outside. You can talk to him.
Me: Um, okay. I'll do that. *Turns to leave.*
Mysterious Voice 1: Oh, hey, before we forget, there are free bagels in the break room. Help yourself!
Me: I'm not really hungry right now, but I guess I'll give it a look.
Mysterious Voice 1: Great! And, uh, sorry for being a little harsh. It's just, you know, this is work. We have to keep things professional.
Me: Yeah, no, I get it. I'll be sure to schedule an appointment next time.
Mysterious Voice 2: Thanks. Hey, we should all hang out some time. It's been a while.
Me: Sure, totally.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yeah, I'll text you all after work, get something together.
Mysterious Voice 1: Sounds good.
Mysterious Voice 2: Now leave! And do not return until you have scheduled an appointment!
Me: Will do. *Leaves.*
Me, to secretary: Can I schedule an appointment?
Secretary: Absolutely! When would you like to schedule it for?
Me: Are they free in five minutes?
Secretary: Of course! A little last-minute, but I can squeeze you in.
Me: Thanks.
*Five minutes pass.*
Secretary: They're ready for you.
Me: *Opens door, goes inside.* Thanks, um for meeting with me.
Mysterious Voice 3: Any time. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Did I go too far? I think I went too far. I've almost reached the character limit. It doesn't even fit on the page!
(Sorry it doesn't show on my mine profile, but I'm a girl XD)
You walk out and I'm eating the free bagels.
I don't think you went to far, it was funny
(Oh, right, sorry, I think I knew that. I get CONfused when people have avatars that aren't their gender.)
Hey! How'd you get in here? Also, do they have any blueberry bagels?
OK, I'm off! just call if you get hurt or die. *crosses street and goes in a library*
Me: Will do. *Goes up stairs and into a shadowy room.* He knows!
Mysterious Voice 1: Who knows?
Mysterious Voice 2: Also, what does this person know?
Mysterious Voice 3: Seriously, you can't just barge in and shout out a vague warning with no context. We talked about this. Step outside, think about what you're going to say, and then you can come back in and tell us.
Mysterious Voice 2: And knock next time! That's just rude!
Mysterious Voice 1: Actually, next time why don't you just go ahead and schedule an appointment first. We're busy, you know. You can't just expect us to be able to listen to whatever nonsense you have to say whenever you have to say it.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yes, an appointment would be best. The secretary's right outside. You can talk to him.
Me: Um, okay. I'll do that. *Turns to leave.*
Mysterious Voice 1: Oh, hey, before we forget, there are free bagels in the break room. Help yourself!
Me: I'm not really hungry right now, but I guess I'll give it a look.
Mysterious Voice 1: Great! And, uh, sorry for being a little harsh. It's just, you know, this is work. We have to keep things professional.
Me: Yeah, no, I get it. I'll be sure to schedule an appointment next time.
Mysterious Voice 2: Thanks. Hey, we should all hang out some time. It's been a while.
Me: Sure, totally.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yeah, I'll text you all after work, get something together.
Mysterious Voice 1: Sounds good.
Mysterious Voice 2: Now leave! And do not return until you have scheduled an appointment!
Me: Will do. *Leaves.*
Me, to secretary: Can I schedule an appointment?
Secretary: Absolutely! When would you like to schedule it for?
Me: Are they free in five minutes?
Secretary: Of course! A little last-minute, but I can squeeze you in.
Me: Thanks.
*Five minutes pass.*
Secretary: They're ready for you.
Me: *Opens door, goes inside.* Thanks, um for meeting with me.
Mysterious Voice 3: Any time. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Did I go too far? I think I went too far. I've almost reached the character limit. It doesn't even fit on the page!
I just read through you two's quote chain. This is quality stuff.
Me: Will do. *Goes up stairs and into a shadowy room.* He knows!
Mysterious Voice 1: Who knows?
Mysterious Voice 2: Also, what does this person know?
Mysterious Voice 3: Seriously, you can't just barge in and shout out a vague warning with no context. We talked about this. Step outside, think about what you're going to say, and then you can come back in and tell us.
Mysterious Voice 2: And knock next time! That's just rude!
Mysterious Voice 1: Actually, next time why don't you just go ahead and schedule an appointment first. We're busy, you know. You can't just expect us to be able to listen to whatever nonsense you have to say whenever you have to say it.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yes, an appointment would be best. The secretary's right outside. You can talk to him.
Me: Um, okay. I'll do that. *Turns to leave.*
Mysterious Voice 1: Oh, hey, before we forget, there are free bagels in the break room. Help yourself!
Me: I'm not really hungry right now, but I guess I'll give it a look.
Mysterious Voice 1: Great! And, uh, sorry for being a little harsh. It's just, you know, this is work. We have to keep things professional.
Me: Yeah, no, I get it. I'll be sure to schedule an appointment next time.
Mysterious Voice 2: Thanks. Hey, we should all hang out some time. It's been a while.
Me: Sure, totally.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yeah, I'll text you all after work, get something together.
Mysterious Voice 1: Sounds good.
Mysterious Voice 2: Now leave! And do not return until you have scheduled an appointment!
Me: Will do. *Leaves.*
Me, to secretary: Can I schedule an appointment?
Secretary: Absolutely! When would you like to schedule it for?
Me: Are they free in five minutes?
Secretary: Of course! A little last-minute, but I can squeeze you in.
Me: Thanks.
*Five minutes pass.*
Secretary: They're ready for you.
Me: *Opens door, goes inside.* Thanks, um for meeting with me.
Mysterious Voice 3: Any time. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Did I go too far? I think I went too far. I've almost reached the character limit. It doesn't even fit on the page!
I just read through you two's quote chain. This is quality stuff.
Why, thank you. It's fun to have a ridiculous quote chain like this.
Oh, thanks! *Takes a bite, and through a mouthful of bagel:* Seriously, though, you can't be here.
That's good to know.
Uuuuuuhhhhhh...... *Makes a run for the stares*
Me: *Watches you flee from the building.* Huh, I was just going to ask him to go get a visitor's pass. *Takes another bite.* It's not like . . . Secretary, I need to schedule another meeting!
Secretary, under breath: I have a name, you know.
Me: What was that?
Secretary: Nothing! How does three minutes from now sound?
Me: *Watches you flee from the building.* Huh, I was just going to ask her to go get a visitor's pass. *Takes another bite.* It's not like . . . Secretary, I need to schedule another meeting!
Secretary, under breath: I have a name, you know.
Me: What was that?
Secretary: Nothing! How does three minutes from now sound?
Me: Perfect! *Scarfs down remainder of bagel.*
Me: *Runs in with worker badge* Now I can stay and eat another bagel!
Secretary: Did you steal that name tag?
Me: NO! why would you say that?
Secretary: Because I'm pretty sure you aren't TheGreatCon.
Me: *Watches you flee from the building.* Huh, I was just going to ask her to go get a visitor's pass. *Takes another bite.* It's not like . . . Secretary, I need to schedule another meeting!
Secretary, under breath: I have a name, you know.
Me: What was that?
Secretary: Nothing! How does three minutes from now sound?
Me: Perfect! *Scarfs down remainder of bagel.*
Me: *Runs in with worker badge* Now I can stay and eat another bagel!
Secretary: Did you steal that name tag?
Me: NO! why would you say that?
Secretary: Because I'm pretty sure you aren't TheGreatCon.
Me: *Looks at name tag O.O* Doh!
Me: *Exits shadowy room.* Now that that's all taken care of, I -. Hey, what are you doing here?!
Secretary: She stole Con's name tag.
Me: What?! Someone call security! She needs to be taken into custody!
Secretary: I already did.
Me: Well, where are they?
Secretary: Budget cuts; we had to fire half the security force. They'll be here eventually.
Me: What are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Secretary: Enjoy some of the free bagels the boss bought with all the money we saved by cutting the security force?
Me: *Exits shadowy room.* Now that that's all taken care of, I -. Hey, what are you doing here?!
Secretary: She stole Con's name tag.
Me: What?! Someone call security! She needs to be taken into custody!
Secretary: I already did.
Me: Well, where are they?
Secretary: Budget cuts; we had to fire half the security force. They'll be here eventually.
Me: What are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Secretary: Enjoy some of the free bagels the boss bought with all the money we saved by cutting the security force?
Me: . . . They are good bagels, though.
Me: O.O Custody!? that doesn't sound to fun.
Secretary: It's not.
Me: *Makes a break for it.*
Me: *Looks longingly towards the break room, where more bagels await, then chases after you.* Stop! Someone stop him! Also, if you haven't heard yet, there are free bagels in the break room! They're really good!
*Takes another bite.* It's not like . . . ![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/72cJSUMelnneD_GuLdak.png)
Secretary, I need to schedule another meeting!
Nothing! How does three minutes from now sound?
Nothing! How does three minutes from now sound?
Hey, what are you doing here?!
![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/npbLCuGzrLApxWtWqy0u.png)
. . . They are good bagels, though.
Hey, what are you doing here?!
![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/FFDUqmkPSwSMVBLhWAFD.png)
. . . They are good bagels, though.