Oh, I'll wait outside. *Fallows into building, and sits where I can see the entrance and exit.*
Several minutes pass. You hear a loud crashing sound from outside. Turning towards it, you see, in the alley on the other side of a window, a fallen over garbage can with trash spilling out of it and me lying on top.
What the brick! Are you OK *pokes you* did you brake anything? O.O
Several minutes pass. You hear a loud crashing sound from outside. Turning towards it, you see, in the alley on the other side of a window, a fallen over garbage can with trash spilling out of it and me lying on top.
What the brick! Are you OK *pokes you* did you brake anything? O.O
*Groans.* I'm fine. I just, um, got lost trying to find the bathroom and tripped over this garbage can. *Stands up.*
Yes, that. *Pushes you away gently.* Okay, I can take it from here. Please leave.
OK, I'm off! just call if you get hurt or die. *crosses street and goes in a library*
Me: Will do. *Goes up stairs and into a shadowy room.* He knows!
Mysterious Voice 1: Who knows?
Mysterious Voice 2: Also, what does this person know?
Mysterious Voice 3: Seriously, you can't just barge in and shout out a vague warning with no context. We talked about this. Step outside, think about what you're going to say, and then you can come back in and tell us.
Mysterious Voice 2: And knock next time! That's just rude!
Mysterious Voice 1: Actually, next time why don't you just go ahead and schedule an appointment first. We're busy, you know. You can't just expect us to be able to listen to whatever nonsense you have to say whenever you have to say it.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yes, an appointment would be best. The secretary's right outside. You can talk to him.
Me: Um, okay. I'll do that. *Turns to leave.*
Mysterious Voice 1: Oh, hey, before we forget, there are free bagels in the break room. Help yourself!
Me: I'm not really hungry right now, but I guess I'll give it a look.
Mysterious Voice 1: Great! And, uh, sorry for being a little harsh. It's just, you know, this is work. We have to keep things professional.
Me: Yeah, no, I get it. I'll be sure to schedule an appointment next time.
Mysterious Voice 2: Thanks. Hey, we should all hang out some time. It's been a while.
Me: Sure, totally.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yeah, I'll text you all after work, get something together.
Mysterious Voice 1: Sounds good.
Mysterious Voice 2: Now leave! And do not return until you have scheduled an appointment!
Me: Will do. *Leaves.*
Me, to secretary: Can I schedule an appointment?
Secretary: Absolutely! When would you like to schedule it for?
Me: Are they free in five minutes?
Secretary: Of course! A little last-minute, but I can squeeze you in.
Me: Thanks.
*Five minutes pass.*
Secretary: They're ready for you.
Me: *Opens door, goes inside.* Thanks, um for meeting with me.
Mysterious Voice 3: Any time. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Did I go too far? I think I went too far. I've almost reached the character limit. It doesn't even fit on the page!
OK, I'm off! just call if you get hurt or die. *crosses street and goes in a library*
Me: Will do. *Goes up stairs and into a shadowy room.* He knows!
Mysterious Voice 1: Who knows?
Mysterious Voice 2: Also, what does this person know?
Mysterious Voice 3: Seriously, you can't just barge in and shout out a vague warning with no context. We talked about this. Step outside, think about what you're going to say, and then you can come back in and tell us.
Mysterious Voice 2: And knock next time! That's just rude!
Mysterious Voice 1: Actually, next time why don't you just go ahead and schedule an appointment first. We're busy, you know. You can't just expect us to be able to listen to whatever nonsense you have to say whenever you have to say it.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yes, an appointment would be best. The secretary's right outside. You can talk to him.
Me: Um, okay. I'll do that. *Turns to leave.*
Mysterious Voice 1: Oh, hey, before we forget, there are free bagels in the break room. Help yourself!
Me: I'm not really hungry right now, but I guess I'll give it a look.
Mysterious Voice 1: Great! And, uh, sorry for being a little harsh. It's just, you know, this is work. We have to keep things professional.
Me: Yeah, no, I get it. I'll be sure to schedule an appointment next time.
Mysterious Voice 2: Thanks. Hey, we should all hang out some time. It's been a while.
Me: Sure, totally.
Mysterious Voice 3: Yeah, I'll text you all after work, get something together.
Mysterious Voice 1: Sounds good.
Mysterious Voice 2: Now leave! And do not return until you have scheduled an appointment!
Me: Will do. *Leaves.*
Me, to secretary: Can I schedule an appointment?
Secretary: Absolutely! When would you like to schedule it for?
Me: Are they free in five minutes?
Secretary: Of course! A little last-minute, but I can squeeze you in.
Me: Thanks.
*Five minutes pass.*
Secretary: They're ready for you.
Me: *Opens door, goes inside.* Thanks, um for meeting with me.
Mysterious Voice 3: Any time. Now, what did you want to talk about?
Did I go too far? I think I went too far. I've almost reached the character limit. It doesn't even fit on the page!
(Sorry it doesn't show on my mine profile, but I'm a girl XD)
*Fallows into building, and sits where I can see the entrance and exit.* 
Yes, that. *Pushes you away gently.* Okay, I can take it from here. Please leave.