Post by RuleJJ on Jul 7, 2019 23:45:09 GMT
Me: Security, make sure he doesn't try anything.
Me: Shrinks away from door. NO PLEASE! I can't go back! *Tries to wriggle away*
Security: Not so fast kid! hold her Jim!
Me:*Realizes that we can't go in yet, relaxes some*
Security: I can't spell.
Secretary:
Me:
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Post by BabyDill on Jul 7, 2019 23:53:39 GMT
Me: Shrinks away from door. NO PLEASE! I can't go back! *Tries to wriggle away*
Security: Not so fast kid! hold her Jim!
Me:*Realizes that we can't go in yet, relaxes some*
Security: I can't spell.
Secretary:
Me:
Me: CAN I HAVE A BATHROOM PASS!?
Secretary: Shhhh! I'm on the phone.
Me: *Whisper* Sorry.
Me: *Turns to you* Can I have a bathroom pass?
Post by RuleJJ on Jul 8, 2019 11:53:38 GMT
Me:
Me: CAN I HAVE A BATHROOM PASS!?
Secretary: Shhhh! I'm on the phone.
Me: *Whisper* Sorry.
Me: *Turns to you* Can I have a bathroom pass?
Me: *Looks at you suspiciously.*
Post by BabyDill on Jul 8, 2019 20:23:12 GMT
Me: CAN I HAVE A BATHROOM PASS!?
Secretary: Shhhh! I'm on the phone.
Me: *Whisper* Sorry.
Me: *Turns to you* Can I have a bathroom pass?
Me: *Looks at you suspiciously.*
Me: thanks. *starts walking*
Security: *Glances at watch.*
Me: *Runs for building exit* I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!!
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Post by RuleJJ on Jul 9, 2019 0:53:27 GMT
Me: *Looks at you suspiciously.*
Me: thanks. *starts walking*
Security: *Glances at watch.*
Me: *Runs for building exit* I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!!
Me: Security! Get her!
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Post by BabyDill on Jul 9, 2019 1:21:13 GMT
Me: thanks. *starts walking*
Security: *Glances at watch.*
Me: *Runs for building exit* I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!!
Me: Security! Get her!
Me: *Reaches door* Sorry RullJJ, but I like to live! *leaves*
Security: Hay Burt, Higgins go round back!
Secretary: Will you still be wanting that meeting, sir?
Post by RuleJJ on Jul 9, 2019 12:35:51 GMT
Me: *Reaches door* Sorry RullJJ, but I like to live! *leaves*
Security: Hay Burt, Higgins go round back!
Secretary: Will you still be wanting that meeting, sir?
Me: *Sigh.* Cancel it.
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Post by BabyDill on Jul 9, 2019 19:44:05 GMT
Me: *Reaches door* Sorry RullJJ, but I like to live! *leaves*
Security: Hay Burt, Higgins go round back!
Secretary: Will you still be wanting that meeting, sir?
Me: *Sigh.* Cancel it.
Con: MY BADGE!
I've been looking for that, why do you have it?
Security: We got her!
Me: *pant pant* you're faster than you look.
Secretary: So, now do you want that meeting?
Post by RuleJJ on Jul 10, 2019 0:58:09 GMT
Me: *Sigh.* Cancel it.
Con: MY BADGE!
I've been looking for that, why do you have it?
Security: We got her!
Me: *pant pant* you're faster than you look.
Secretary: So, now do you want that meeting?
Me, to Con: It was stolen. *Points at you.* By her.
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Post by BabyDill on Jul 10, 2019 2:11:05 GMT
Con: MY BADGE!
I've been looking for that, why do you have it?
Security: We got her!
Me: *pant pant* you're faster than you look.
Secretary: So, now do you want that meeting?
Me, to Con: It was stolen. *Points at you.* By her.
Con, to me: Don't steal things, you'll get thrown in jail.
Secretary: How about fifteen seconds?
Me to security: what's that over there!
Me: *Shrug* It was worth a shot.
Me, to you: I don't like the sound of this. can't we all have tea and be friends?
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Jul 10, 2019 12:46:28 GMT
Post by RuleJJ on Jul 10, 2019 12:46:28 GMT
Me, to Con: It was stolen. *Points at you.* By her.
Con, to me: Don't steal things, you'll get thrown in jail.
Secretary: How about fifteen seconds?
Me to security: what's that over there!
Me: *Shrug* It was worth a shot.
Me, to you: I don't like the sound of this. can't we all have tea and be friends?
Me: Sounds great!
Jul 10, 2019 17:19:12 GMT
Post by BabyDill on Jul 10, 2019 17:19:12 GMT
Con, to me: Don't steal things, you'll get thrown in jail.
Secretary: How about fifteen seconds?
Me to security: what's that over there!
Me: *Shrug* It was worth a shot.
Me, to you: I don't like the sound of this. can't we all have tea and be friends?
Me: Sounds great!
Me: *tries to wiggle away* I don't like it! *whimper*
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Jul 10, 2019 19:12:13 GMT
Post by RuleJJ on Jul 10, 2019 19:12:13 GMT
Me: Sounds great!
Me: *tries to wiggle away* I don't like it! *whimper*
Me: *Drags you into the room.* Hello, it's me again. I've brought you that girl I was telling you about; she broke in her, sole Con's badge, and also ate all the bagels.six pages and thirteen days several minutes!have to.
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Jul 10, 2019 20:13:31 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Jul 10, 2019 20:13:31 GMT
Define "harassed." I've been very annoying on purpose.
That's not harassment, that's just being annoying on purpose.
I feel like there's gotta be a name for that.
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Jul 10, 2019 20:14:10 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Jul 10, 2019 20:14:10 GMT
Oh no another stalker.
I always stalk people, I just do it quietly.
So, professionally.
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*Sarcastically:* Okay, great! We're just going to sit here, silently, for ten minutes. *Sits down.*
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*Sarcastically:* Okay, great! We're just going to sit here, silently, for ten minutes. *Sits down.*
Fine. Security, escort her to the bathroom.
What? Get who? 
I've been looking for that, why do you have it? 
I've been looking for that, why do you have it? 
* you rely think I'm gonna fall for that?
