-last edited on Feb 9, 2018 20:20:22 GMT by Torahvision
Post by Torahvision on Feb 9, 2018 20:19:13 GMT
OOC: Due to Ciar's retirement, I am now Batman.
IC: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. I had a personal room at the Super Bowl so I could view it. However, Bane almost blew the whole field apart, so I had to stop him during the game. Barely saved everyone there." Batman takes a sip of coffee.
Batman glances at him skeptically. "Annndd, who are you?"
"IIIIII'M EMARCEE! And I'm a god. But not in the megalomaniacal way."
Batman glances from you to Superman and back again. "Ok... I'm Batman. And I'm Batman! But not in a megalomaniacal way either." He sips his coffee. "So, what you do?"
"IIIIII'M EMARCEE! And I'm a god. But not in the megalomaniacal way."
Batman glances from you to Superman and back again. "Ok... I'm Batman. And I'm Batman! But not in a megalomaniacal way either." He sips his coffee. "So, what you do?"
"Mostly watch a live feed of a war that's going on inside a giant robot. Electrocute the bad guys. Spear anyone who gets in my way. Save the world. But... but not in a megalomaniacal way, I assure you."
It was at this point a swooning waitress came by to hand Emarcee a rather large mug of overly-sweetened tea.
"Oh, uh, I'm actually kind of a big deal around here. I might not be in any comics. Or TV shows. Or movies. but I am the ultimate lifeform! And everybody knows it!"
It was by this point that Emarcee was shot several times in the chest, but thankfully, since he always wears protosteel armor, he was not hurt at all.
"SHADOW! Come on, man! We talked about this! Do you have any idea how hard it was to convince SEGA to put you in my next game? Izuka-san was PEEVED. When you shot him in the shoulder for not letting you make an appearance in Unleashed."
"HE SAID HE WAS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! THAT'S MY LINE!!!"
"Come on, man... let it g-"
"OH THAT'S IT. YOU. ME. ARK. NOW."
"Wha-"
"YOU KNOW THE RULES. FIRST TO THREE PURPLE BALLS WINS."
"Dude, I thought we were past the whole-"
NO WE ARE NOT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE FROZEN!!"
"Oh... jeez! Look at the time! I have to uh, help uh, Tails! Yes! Tails! With an oil change... gotta go FAST!"
It was by this point the blue hedgehog sped off into the streets, only for the black and red one to give chase, firing his pistol off in broad daylight.
"Oh, that's right -- SHADOW'S the ultimate lifeform. I totally forgot!"
Batman glances from you to Superman and back again. "Ok... I'm Batman. And I'm Batman! But not in a megalomaniacal way either." He sips his coffee. "So, what you do?"
"Mostly watch a live feed of a war that's going on inside a giant robot. Electrocute the bad guys. Spear anyone who gets in my way. Save the world. But... but not in a megalomaniacal way, I assure you."
It was at this point a swooning waitress came by to hand Emarcee a rather large mug of overly-sweetened tea.
"Oh, uh, I'm actually kind of a big deal around here. I might not be in any comics. Or TV shows. Or movies. but I am the ultimate lifeform! And everybody knows it!"
It was by this point that Emarcee was shot several times in the chest, but thankfully, since he always wears protosteel armor, he was not hurt at all.
"SHADOW! Come on, man! We talked about this! Do you have any idea how hard it was to convince SEGA to put you in my next game? Izuka-san was PEEVED. When you shot him in the shoulder for not letting you make an appearance in Unleashed."
"HE SAID HE WAS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! THAT'S MY LINE!!!"
"Come on, man... let it g-"
"OH THAT'S IT. YOU. ME. ARK. NOW."
"Wha-"
"YOU KNOW THE RULES. FIRST TO THREE PURPLE BALLS WINS."
"Dude, I thought we were past the whole-"
NO WE ARE NOT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE FROZEN!!"
"Oh... jeez! Look at the time! I have to uh, help uh, Tails! Yes! Tails! With an oil change... gotta go FAST!"
It was by this point the blue hedgehog sped off into the streets, only for the black and red one to give chase, firing his pistol off in broad daylight.
"Oh, that's right -- SHADOW'S the ultimate lifeform. I totally forgot!"
Batman's eyes are wide, "Sounds like a lot of drama to me. You seem like a gruesome, murderous creature."
"Mostly watch a live feed of a war that's going on inside a giant robot. Electrocute the bad guys. Spear anyone who gets in my way. Save the world. But... but not in a megalomaniacal way, I assure you."
It was at this point a swooning waitress came by to hand Emarcee a rather large mug of overly-sweetened tea.
"Oh, uh, I'm actually kind of a big deal around here. I might not be in any comics. Or TV shows. Or movies. but I am the ultimate lifeform! And everybody knows it!"
It was by this point that Emarcee was shot several times in the chest, but thankfully, since he always wears protosteel armor, he was not hurt at all.
"SHADOW! Come on, man! We talked about this! Do you have any idea how hard it was to convince SEGA to put you in my next game? Izuka-san was PEEVED. When you shot him in the shoulder for not letting you make an appearance in Unleashed."
"HE SAID HE WAS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! THAT'S MY LINE!!!"
"Come on, man... let it g-"
"OH THAT'S IT. YOU. ME. ARK. NOW."
"Wha-"
"YOU KNOW THE RULES. FIRST TO THREE PURPLE BALLS WINS."
"Dude, I thought we were past the whole-"
NO WE ARE NOT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE FROZEN!!"
"Oh... jeez! Look at the time! I have to uh, help uh, Tails! Yes! Tails! With an oil change... gotta go FAST!"
It was by this point the blue hedgehog sped off into the streets, only for the black and red one to give chase, firing his pistol off in broad daylight.
"Oh, that's right -- SHADOW'S the ultimate lifeform. I totally forgot!"
Batman's eyes are wide, "Sounds like a lot of drama to me. You seem like a gruesome, murderous creature."
"Yes, I am, actually. But I could say the same thing about you."
Emarcee then pulled up a photo of a bruised and beaten Joker.
"You know where he got these scars? Thought so. Don't talk trash at me m8 ur vigilante as crud! You wanna know why? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BATMAN!! AND SO AM I!"
Batman's eyes are wide, "Sounds like a lot of drama to me. You seem like a gruesome, murderous creature."
"Yes, I am, actually. But I could say the same thing about you."
Emarcee then pulled up a photo of a bruised and beaten Joker.
"You know where he got these scars? Thought so. Don't talk trash at me m8 ur vigilante as crud! You wanna know why? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BATMAN!! AND SO AM I!"
Batman seems to be a bit surprised, "Whoa, stop right there. You are not me and vice versa. We are totally different. I don't destroy innocent lives for sport."
"Yes, I am, actually. But I could say the same thing about you."
Emarcee then pulled up a photo of a bruised and beaten Joker.
"You know where he got these scars? Thought so. Don't talk trash at me m8 ur vigilante as crud! You wanna know why? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BATMAN!! AND SO AM I!"
Batman seems to be a bit surprised, "Whoa, stop right there. You are not me and vice versa. We are totally different. I don't destroy innocent lives for sport."
"I... never said I did that sort of thing. I'd be down at the villain pub if that were the case."
Batman seems to be a bit surprised, "Whoa, stop right there. You are not me and vice versa. We are totally different. I don't destroy innocent lives for sport."
"I... never said I did that sort of thing. I'd be down at the villain pub if that were the case."
Some awkward silence followed.
"So... uh... you ever had really sweet tea?"
"No. What makes you think I'd drink 'really sweet tea?'"
"I... never said I did that sort of thing. I'd be down at the villain pub if that were the case."
Some awkward silence followed.
"So... uh... you ever had really sweet tea?"
"No. What makes you think I'd drink 'really sweet tea?'"
"Oh no, I was just trying to change the subject to uh... sweet tea.Yes, Really sweet tea, mind you. I mean, not many people like their tea that sweet for some reason, can't imagine why.... ahem."
Even more awkward silence followed.
"SOOOOO Superman! I hear you uh, saved a bus. When you were a kid. And got scolded for it. That's something."
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