"No. What makes you think I'd drink 'really sweet tea?'"
"Oh no, I was just trying to change the subject to uh... sweet tea.Yes, Really sweet tea, mind you. I mean, not many people like their tea that sweet for some reason, can't imagine why.... ahem."
Even more awkward silence followed.
"SOOOOO Superman! I hear you uh, saved a bus. When you were a kid. And got scolded for it. That's something."
"Well, I can't fly around, save buses, or weld metal with my eyes, but you know what I can do? MAKE A REALLY AWESOME MOVIE!!"
"Oh no, I was just trying to change the subject to uh... sweet tea.Yes, Really sweet tea, mind you. I mean, not many people like their tea that sweet for some reason, can't imagine why.... ahem."
Even more awkward silence followed.
"SOOOOO Superman! I hear you uh, saved a bus. When you were a kid. And got scolded for it. That's something."
"Well, I can't fly around, save buses, or weld metal with my eyes, but you know what I can do? MAKE A REALLY AWESOME MOVIE!!"
"You're the superhero DC needs, not the one it deserves. That said -- someone with super powers who was actually willing to hurt the criminals he fights might make more of a difference. Just saying. How many times has the Joker escaped prison again?"
"Well, I can't fly around, save buses, or weld metal with my eyes, but you know what I can do? MAKE A REALLY AWESOME MOVIE!!"
"You're the superhero DC needs, not the one it deserves. That said -- someone with super powers who was actually willing to hurt the criminals he fights might make more of a difference. Just saying. How many times has the Joker escaped prison again?"
"Well, I'm waiting for the justice system to take care of him. If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. You become what you are trying to destroy. It's a valid sentiment if you think about it." *sips coffee*
"You're the superhero DC needs, not the one it deserves. That said -- someone with super powers who was actually willing to hurt the criminals he fights might make more of a difference. Just saying. How many times has the Joker escaped prison again?"
"Well, I'm waiting for the justice system to take care of him. If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. You become what you are trying to destroy. It's a valid sentiment if you think about it." *sips coffee*
Emarcee bursts out pointing and laughing at Batman, calling him a hippy
"Well, I'm waiting for the justice system to take care of him. If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. You become what you are trying to destroy. It's a valid sentiment if you think about it." *sips coffee*
Emarcee bursts out pointing and laughing at Batman, calling him a hippy
Emarcee bursts out pointing and laughing at Batman, calling him a hippy
Batman gulps. "And why am I a hippie?"
"It's just... it's just hilarious that somebody as gritty as you DOESN'T kill his arch enemies. It's almost as if you like fighting uphill battles or something. Makes no sense."
"It's just... it's just hilarious that somebody as gritty as you DOESN'T kill his arch enemies. It's almost as if you like fighting uphill battles or something. Makes no sense."
"I'm not supposed to make sense. I'd be predictable. Remember, I'm a vigilante. It's not my choice who dies and who doesn't."
"It's just... it's just hilarious that somebody as gritty as you DOESN'T kill his arch enemies. It's almost as if you like fighting uphill battles or something. Makes no sense."
"I'm not supposed to make sense. I'd be predictable. Remember, I'm a vigilante. It's not my choice who dies and who doesn't."
"uh.... yes it is. How many lives do you think you might've saved if you'd just put down your villains the first time? Just saying, it's kinda selfish that you haven't already.
"I'm not supposed to make sense. I'd be predictable. Remember, I'm a vigilante. It's not my choice who dies and who doesn't."
"uh.... yes it is. How many lives do you think you might've saved if you'd just put down your villains the first time? Just saying, it's kinda selfish that you haven't already.
"uh.... yes it is. How many lives do you think you might've saved if you'd just put down your villains the first time? Just saying, it's kinda selfish that you haven't already.
"I don't pretend to be god." He sips coffee.
"Well that's just because you aren't one!"
It was by this point Emarcee heartily laughed at Batman and sat down somewhere else to avoid drawing out the philosophical debate any further.
It was by this point Emarcee heartily laughed at Batman and sat down somewhere else to avoid drawing out the philosophical debate any further.
"And what piece of entertainment do you hail from?" Batman asks as he moves.
"A roleplay, of course! The greatest and not at all-controversial form of storytelling! ...oh who am I kidding. Roleplay sucks. I'm an invented character from some miserable flesh-bag's wild imagination, only brought into being through words typed on an online forum. Quite a pitiful existence... but that doesn't mean I didn't have a cool fan-fiction once! You should've seen it, it had everything! Violence, emotion, plans to save the world! Everything I tell you! Just... no ending."
"And what piece of entertainment do you hail from?" Batman asks as he moves.
"A roleplay, of course! The greatest and not at all-controversial form of storytelling! ...oh who am I kidding. Roleplay sucks. I'm an invented character from some miserable flesh-bag's wild imagination, only brought into being through words typed on an online forum. Quite a pitiful existence... but that doesn't mean I didn't have a cool fan-fiction once! You should've seen it, it had everything! Violence, emotion, plans to save the world! Everything I tell you! Just... no ending."
"A roleplay, of course! The greatest and not at all-controversial form of storytelling! ...oh who am I kidding. Roleplay sucks. I'm an invented character from some miserable flesh-bag's wild imagination, only brought into being through words typed on an online forum. Quite a pitiful existence... but that doesn't mean I didn't have a cool fan-fiction once! You should've seen it, it had everything! Violence, emotion, plans to save the world! Everything I tell you! Just... no ending."
Batman nods, "That explains it."
"'Ey, watch it. I know Japanese insults -- harsh ones."
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