Post by BearSoliloquy on Mar 26, 2018 15:57:23 GMT
[Ok heres my part]
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
I wanted to go down this list and make jokes about each of the ranks.
Apparently they were too 'offensive', which is a just nonsense given that most of the kinds of people in these ranks no longer exist. I'm gonna have to try and get a second opinion on them at some point, but know that what I would've said was funny if I do say so myself
Rule: don't make offensive jokes.
They were not offensive however, I just explained that.
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
I didn't know Bear carried around mussels with him. You better eat them before they get too burned.
Bear's [Edit: Leg muscles] started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
I didn't know Bear carried around mussels with him. You better eat them before they get too burned.
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
Emarcee comes to a screeching halt in the tunnels. Seeing two people there, he immediately points his spear at the both of them
"SURPRISE SUCKAS!!! I GOT A BIG SPEAR!!!"
The Great Being surges with electricity, such that it looks like it'd be dangerous to touch him.
"I knew I'd find the bad guys in these tunnels. Now if only I could deduce which one of you was coming in the other direction, then I'd know for sure which one of you is the murderer."
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
"Just Tigress." Watch out, Bear.
I'm not accusing anyone of anything but my theory is that Tigress was the murderer all along :3
Bear's mussels started to burn, her lungs began to constrict from the musky and cramped space. "Oh, I hope this tunnel ends soon. Wait... Whats thats noise?" She stopped in her tracks. As the sound of creaking floor boards tickled her ears, her heart pounding like a drum. Suddenly, a shadow turned the corner. "AHH!" She shouted. The figure came closer. As they did, their face became clearer. "Oh, its just you Tigress." she said; taking a deep breath.
Emarcee comes to a screeching halt in the tunnels. Seeing two people there, he immediately points his spear at the both of them
"SURPRISE SUCKAS!!! I GOT A BIG SPEAR!!!"
The Great Being surges with electricity, such that it looks like it'd be dangerous to touch him.
"I knew I'd find the bad guys in these tunnels. Now if only I could deduce which one of you was coming in the other direction, then I'd know for sure which one of you is the murderer."
Emarcee comes to a screeching halt in the tunnels. Seeing two people there, he immediately points his spear at the both of them
"SURPRISE SUCKAS!!! I GOT A BIG SPEAR!!!"
The Great Being surges with electricity, such that it looks like it'd be dangerous to touch him.
"I knew I'd find the bad guys in these tunnels. Now if only I could deduce which one of you was coming in the other direction, then I'd know for sure which one of you is the murderer."
Why would "deducing" that make any difference?
The people going in the direction Emarcee came can't be the murderer(s) because they're here to investigate the tunnels after having seen them in Mock's room.
The people coming in the other direction would naturally be the ones using the tunnels for illicit purposes.
The people going in the direction Emarcee came can't be the murderer(s) because they're here to investigate the tunnels after having seen them in Mock's room.
The people coming in the other direction would naturally be the ones using the tunnels for illicit purposes.
The people going in the direction Emarcee came can't be the murderer(s) because they're here to investigate the tunnels after having seen them in Mock's room.
The people coming in the other direction would naturally be the ones using the tunnels for illicit purposes.
I see.
My plan all along has been to corner the murderer in a situation where they'll be forced to fight me -- a fight they can't win, because Emarcee :3
You will noticed I am surrounded by lightning, which means that the murderer will not be able to use a melee weapon (such as the sword or arrow seen before) on me. I am also wearing a mask which will make it nigh-impossible to poison me without giving me enough time to react.