OOC: What's that? Does anyone else smell that? I think it's... Corporate slander? Anyone else gettin' that?
Maybe it's just 'cause they saved Metropolis.
You conpalain about slander but you are the ones who slander us! You hypocrites! Libel! Corporate slander! Image defamation! Down with the Planet! Bugle! Bugle! Bugle! -Official statement from J. Jonah Jamison, Editor of Daily Bugle Communications.
The Daily Planet refuses to accept criticism from anyone who fails to spell their own name correctly. It's Jameson, bro.
You conpalain about slander but you are the ones who slander us! You hypocrites! Libel! Corporate slander! Image defamation! Down with the Planet! Bugle! Bugle! Bugle! -Official statement from J. Jonah Jamison, Editor of Daily Bugle Communications.
The Daily Planet refuses to accept criticism from anyone who fails to spell their own name correctly. It's Jameson, bro.
That was a typo. Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. -Official statement from the head of the Department Of Media Relations Of The Daily Bugle.
That was a typo. Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. -Official statement from the head of the Department Of Media Relations Of The Daily Bugle.
OOIC: We at the Daily Planet totally disavow corporate slander. But if we didn't, I would say that the Bugle needs new editors.
If we didn’t then we would tell The Daily Planet to mind it’s own business. -Official statement from J. Jonah Jamison, Editor of Daily Bugle Communications.
OOIC: We at the Daily Planet totally disavow corporate slander. But if we didn't, I would say that the Bugle needs new editors.
If we didn’t then we would tell The Daily Planet to mind it’s own business. -Official statement from J. Jonah Jamison, Editor of Daily Bugle Communications.
Clark: Well, to start, I'd just like to thank you all for coming out here tonight and letting me ask you questions. I know you've all got busy schedules, but there are plenty of folks out there who want to know more about you, and we all appreciate that you're willing to take some time off to tell them all a bit about yourselves.
Clark: Well, to start, I'd just like to thank you all for coming out here tonight and letting me ask you questions. I know you've all got busy schedules, but there are plenty of folks out there who want to know more about you, and we all appreciate that you're willing to take some time off to tell them all a bit about yourselves.
OOC: @spoodachicken , what characters do you have?
OOC: Pyro, Talon (Ephraim Newhouse), Phantom Lantern, Clayface (Ethan Bennett), Vacuum Thief and Psycho Pirate.
IC: Clayface: "Thank you, Clark, it's a pleasure for us to be here, and I just wanna say that I am excited to tell you all about us. So, what do you want to know?" (OOC: This is gonna be GOOOOOOD!)
Clark: Well, to start, I'd just like to thank you all for coming out here tonight and letting me ask you questions. I know you've all got busy schedules, but there are plenty of folks out there who want to know more about you, and we all appreciate that you're willing to take some time off to tell them all a bit about yourselves.
OOC: @spoodachicken , what characters do you have?
OOC: Pyro, Talon (Ephraim Newhouse), Phantom Lantern, Clayface (Ethan Bennett), Vacuum Thief and Psycho Pirate.
IC: Clayface: "Thank you, Clark, it's a pleasure for us to be here, and I just wanna say that I am excited to tell you all about us. So, what do you want to know?" (OOC: This is gonna be GOOOOOOD!)
Batboy is watching through a window with his bat-binoculars. "Wait, I don't need these." Throws the binoculars away and just uses his far-sight.
OOC: Pyro, Talon (Ephraim Newhouse), Phantom Lantern, Clayface (Ethan Bennett), Vacuum Thief and Psycho Pirate.
IC: Clayface: "Thank you, Clark, it's a pleasure for us to be here, and I just wanna say that I am excited to tell you all about us. So, what do you want to know?" (OOC: This is gonna be GOOOOOOD!)
Batboy is watching through a window with his bat-binoculars. "Wait, I don't need these." Throws the binoculars away and just uses his far-sight.
Clark: Well, to start, I'd just like to thank you all for coming out here tonight and letting me ask you questions. I know you've all got busy schedules, but there are plenty of folks out there who want to know more about you, and we all appreciate that you're willing to take some time off to tell them all a bit about yourselves.
OOC: @spoodachicken , what characters do you have?
OOC: Pyro, Talon (Ephraim Newhouse), Phantom Lantern, Clayface (Ethan Bennett), Vacuum Thief and Psycho Pirate.
IC: Clayface: "Thank you, Clark, it's a pleasure for us to be here, and I just wanna say that I am excited to tell you all about us. So, what do you want to know?" (OOC: This is gonna be GOOOOOOD!)
OOC: Thanks.
Clark: Well, for starters, I'd like you all to tell the folks out there what you've been up to lately and how you plan on helping the people of Metropolis in the future.
OOC: Pyro, Talon (Ephraim Newhouse), Phantom Lantern, Clayface (Ethan Bennett), Vacuum Thief and Psycho Pirate.
IC: Clayface: "Thank you, Clark, it's a pleasure for us to be here, and I just wanna say that I am excited to tell you all about us. So, what do you want to know?" (OOC: This is gonna be GOOOOOOD!)
OOC: Thanks.
Clark: Well, for starters, I'd like you all to tell the folks out there what you've been up to lately and how you plan on helping the people of Metropolis in the future.
OOC: No problem.
IC: Clayface: Great idea Clark. Okay, well, as many now know, our debut as men in white hats began in Metropolis. We've been all over the country, trying to make up for our years of terror. New York, Gotham, and of course, beautiful Metropolis, home of the renowned Daily Planet. Again, thank you so much for having us. But we all have changed, as we hope for all to know. We really have changed. We are villains no more. And we hope to prove that to everyone. I'd like to take this chance to apologise for the way that we've acted before. We are ashamed. So much so, that we have decided to forsake our old identities. Can you imagine someone saying "thank you, Vacuum Thief", as if he doesn't have thief in his name? (Pause for audience and Clark to laugh) So, Clark, and indeed, good people of Metropolis, meet Captain Clay, Protector of Peace!
Clark: Well, for starters, I'd like you all to tell the folks out there what you've been up to lately and how you plan on helping the people of Metropolis in the future.
OOC: No problem.
IC: Clayface: Great idea Clark. Okay, well, as many now know, our debut as men in white hats began in Metropolis. We've been all over the country, trying to make up for our years of terror. New York, Gotham, and of course, beautiful Metropolis, home of the renowned Daily Planet. Again, thank you so much for having us. But we all have changed, as we hope for all to know. We really have changed. We are villains no more. And we hope to prove that to everyone. I'd like to take this chance to apologise for the way that we've acted before. We are ashamed. So much so, that we have decided to forsake our old identities. Can you imagine someone saying "thank you, Vacuum Thief", as if he doesn't have thief in his name? (Pause for audience and Clark to laugh) So, Clark, and indeed, good people of Metropolis, meet Captain Clay, Protector of Peace!
So, what was it exactly that caused you to renounce your evil ways? What brought that to light for you? That's a question for everyone.
IC: Clayface: Great idea Clark. Okay, well, as many now know, our debut as men in white hats began in Metropolis. We've been all over the country, trying to make up for our years of terror. New York, Gotham, and of course, beautiful Metropolis, home of the renowned Daily Planet. Again, thank you so much for having us. But we all have changed, as we hope for all to know. We really have changed. We are villains no more. And we hope to prove that to everyone. I'd like to take this chance to apologise for the way that we've acted before. We are ashamed. So much so, that we have decided to forsake our old identities. Can you imagine someone saying "thank you, Vacuum Thief", as if he doesn't have thief in his name? (Pause for audience and Clark to laugh) So, Clark, and indeed, good people of Metropolis, meet Captain Clay, Protector of Peace!
So, what was it exactly that caused you to renounce your evil ways? What brought that to light for you? That's a question for everyone.
OOC: Didn't even ask about everyone else's names...
IC:
Pyro: The whole villain gig just didn't work out for me. My personal change started when I realised that there ain't nothin' for no one in villainy. Everyone loses. All these years, I've been too blind to see that the one's we hurt are you and me. (*Pretending like he didn't just quote gangsta's paradise, he says*) There's something about heroism that's just so appealing, and I wanted that.
Phantom Lantern: Thanks Pyro, yeah I agree. For me personally, I spent years of my life training to be a hero, a member of the Green Lantern Corps, and so pretty soon into my career in villainy, i just thought "what am I doing?" 'Cause, you know, I'd strayed so far from my path that I realised that I was seriously in the wrong, and I needed to change.
Talon: I used to serve the Court of Owls, but they had no regard for honour. I saw that too long I had spent my solemn, lonely years in servitude of an honourless group. I received an offer from Clayfa -- Captain Clay, that offered a glimmer of hope. An opportunity yo serve the people with nobility and honour.
Captain Clay: When I became the amorphous glob you see before you, I was bitter. I suffer from the effects of a Joker toxin. I was angry, too. Angry at the Joker. Angry at Batman for not taking action. And that's when I realised that the heroes we revere today are not good enough. They aren't doing all they should. We need more. And we're in serious trouble when "villains" have to pick up the slack. So we're picking up the slack. We're going to be the heroes the heroes never were. I mentioned earlier that I was angry with Batman. For those who do not know, I worked in Gotham before and after my... incident. After, as Clayface. Before, as officer in the GCPD. Clark, as a reporter in the esteemed Daily Planet, you'll understand that perhaps the most intriguing aspect of heroes is there secret identities. And it is in this field that we intend to surpass the current capes. *Clayface stands as his clay-like form retreats to reveal a bald man, dark of skin and determined of face. He wears his street clothes.* My name is Ethan Bennett.
It's Jameson, bro.
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