The Chaos Continues! Metropolis has become a full-scale battlefield as yet more and more villains bent on destruction have appeared. Their intention outside wreaking havoc remains unclear. Zoom, Dr. Doom, Thanos and Darkseid, all of them global reality-threatening are tearing up Metropolis. Combating the villains is a rag-tag group of heroes. Starlord, Ezekiel and the Flash have all been sighted. Psycho Pirate, Clayface, Pyro and a Talon of the Court of Owls, all of them reputed crooks, have also been sighted combating the threat of Zoom, Dr. Doom, Thanos and Darkseid. All residents are to evacuate immediately. Land Ho! An inexplicably spooky ship has pulled into New York's harbour. Residents have been advised to keep away from creepy old men hiding in dark alleyways. Gutters Beware! A raven has landed in a gutter, presumably the same raven that was sighted previously this month.
Bat-astrophe! Batman and his trusty sidekick, Robin have been confronted with a challenge like no other: being followed by a strange bat-child-creature who has threatened to empty their sick wheels of all of its fuel! Only time and the Daily Planet paper will tell how the Dynamic Duo, famed for their teamwork, will respond!
Clash of the Daily's! The Daily Planet paper has been accused of corporate slander by Daily Bugle Communications. Although relations are still cold, we at the Daily Planet hope for the aggression to cool down. Now that's an ice thought!
It’s been a week since the last publication. What’s the matter Planet? Too busy reading the Bugle?
You wish! I got sick for a week, and we're a tad understaffed.
THE DAILY PLANET
Double Homicide in New York! We have received reports that there have been two more murders in New York. The victims were mummified and unrecognizable. The murder struck in a prestigious hotel in downtown New York. This is the second such incident in the last week/day/hours? All citizens must stay inside until the all-clear is given. Anyone with information regarding these murders should come forth immediately. The future of New York is in your hands.
Professor Zoom Unmasked! Professor Zoom has publicly unmasked himself during a fight with Central City's own The Flash. It has been confirmed with the official face-recognition used by the FBI that he is none other than forensics scientist Barry Allen, a citizen of Central City. Anyone with information regarding said individual is urged to come forward and do your part to save Central City and beyond.
What in the World Happened to Metropolis? As yet more known supervillains and superheroes flock to Metropolis, the city is officially unsafe. Most residents have long since evacuated, but a few persistent individuals, such as one "John", refuse to leave their homes. In other news, a known criminal seems to have turned a new leaf and is now cleaning up the city with his super-powerful vacuum cleaner. With a battle royale in the middle of the city, the Vacuum Thief must really have his hands full with all that dust! To anyone around to tip him, he only accepts Hostess Cupcakes.
It’s been a week since the last publication. What’s the matter Planet? Too busy reading the Bugle?
You wish! I got sick for a week, and we're a tad understaffed.
THE DAILY PLANET
Double Homicide in New York! We have received reports that there have been two more murders in New York. The victims were mummified and unrecognizable. The murder struck in a prestigious hotel in downtown New York. This is the second such incident in the last week/day/hours? All citizens must stay inside until the all-clear is given. Anyone with information regarding these murders should come forth immediately. The future of New York is in your hands.
Professor Zoom Unmasked! Professor Zoom has publicly unmasked himself during a fight with Central City's own The Flash. It has been confirmed with the official face-recognition used by the FBI that he is none other than forensics scientist Barry Allen, a citizen of Central City. Anyone with information regarding said individual is urged to come forward and do your part to save Central City and beyond.
What in the World Happened to Metropolis? As yet more known supervillains and superheroes flock to Metropolis, the city is officially unsafe. Most residents have long since evacuated, but a few persistent individuals, such as one "John", refuse to leave their homes. In other news, a known criminal seems to have turned a new leaf and is now cleaning up the city with his super-powerful vacuum cleaner. With a battle royale in the middle of the city, the Vacuum Thief must really have his hands full with all that dust! To anyone around to tip him, he only accepts Hostess Cupcakes.
You wish! I got sick for a week, and we're a tad understaffed.
THE DAILY PLANET
Double Homicide in New York! We have received reports that there have been two more murders in New York. The victims were mummified and unrecognizable. The murder struck in a prestigious hotel in downtown New York. This is the second such incident in the last week/day/hours? All citizens must stay inside until the all-clear is given. Anyone with information regarding these murders should come forth immediately. The future of New York is in your hands.
Professor Zoom Unmasked! Professor Zoom has publicly unmasked himself during a fight with Central City's own The Flash. It has been confirmed with the official face-recognition used by the FBI that he is none other than forensics scientist Barry Allen, a citizen of Central City. Anyone with information regarding said individual is urged to come forward and do your part to save Central City and beyond.
What in the World Happened to Metropolis? As yet more known supervillains and superheroes flock to Metropolis, the city is officially unsafe. Most residents have long since evacuated, but a few persistent individuals, such as one "John", refuse to leave their homes. In other news, a known criminal seems to have turned a new leaf and is now cleaning up the city with his super-powerful vacuum cleaner. With a battle royale in the middle of the city, the Vacuum Thief must really have his hands full with all that dust! To anyone around to tip him, he only accepts Hostess Cupcakes.
Fair enough.
I got sick too, but don't worry. Just a tad of throbbing head pain. Nothing like a good sinus malfunction to get you up in the mornings, eh? No, don't worry about me, I'm perfectly fine, it's not like I need MEDICAL HELP or anything, no. I'm perfectly-- *Faints*
