I'm a boy, so I would be locked up in a cell. When a Gammorrean (Spelling?) shows up, I would throw some insults at him. He would open the door and attack me, but then I would trip him and steal his axe. I would bust out and move around by stealth. Then I would find a bounty hunter and attack with my axe and steal his equipment. I would then confront Jabba and blast him, free his slave girl, blow up the Palace and escape.
But if I was a girl, I would try to choke him with my chain, only for a nearby bounty hunter to blast me. Seriously, if I was a slave girl, I wouldn't be able to escape at all. I would forever be stuck wearing you-know-what... I should stop thinking about it.
I would throw jelly beans at the guards, but the jelly beans were detonators. I would also teach them to dab.
Where would you even get detonators? How would you teach the guards to dab? Really, this plan is ridiculous.
And it being ridiculous is the best part. It'll be so ridiculous they would either let me go early, or I'd turn them into psychos, by the time they're through.
Where would you even get detonators? How would you teach the guards to dab? Really, this plan is ridiculous.
And it being ridiculous is the best part. It'll be so ridiculous they would either let me go early, or I'd turn them into psychos, by the time they're through.
-last edited on Jan 26, 2020 5:20:44 GMT by Gnuehchcaz
Post by Naomi on Jan 26, 2020 2:33:27 GMT
I would tap into all of my anger and hatred and whatnot and go full Dark Side and than break out of where ever I was imprisoned (I wouldn't know where 'cause my parents made me and my siblings skip past a lot of that part 'cause of the inappropriately dressed girls). Then, I'd smash all the gross Gammorean guards with Force-lightning or something painful and deadly and then I'd smash Jabba the disgusting worm and everyone else. Then I'd leave his palace, leave Tatooine, the dusty dump of a planet, and then go smash some Jedi or something I dunno.
I would shoot all of his cronies, leaving just Jabba. Then I would taunt him and watch him try to shimmy large blob of a body in an attempt to capture me with his T-Rex arms... It would be a good laugh.
Probably wonder how I got there and await my unfortunate end.XP
Oh wow, that's a bit depressing just giving up?
Well, the force isn't with me, my fighting skills are sub-par to none and rusty at best, and I'm not super physically fit, I can't pick locks... What do you expect me to do? Somersault my way out the window after I've chewed through the bars like some iron defficent beaver?
Well, the force isn't with me, my fighting skills are sub-par to none and rusty at best, and I'm not super physically fit, I can't pick locks... What do you expect me to do? Somersault my way out the window after I've chewed through the bars like some iron defficent beaver?
I.. well actually that would be entertaining to see, so yes do that!
Well, the force isn't with me, my fighting skills are sub-par to none and rusty at best, and I'm not super physically fit, I can't pick locks... What do you expect me to do? Somersault my way out the window after I've chewed through the bars like some iron defficent beaver?
I.. well actually that would be entertaining to see, so yes do that!
Oh, yeah, sure thing. Just give me moment while I cHaNgE mY pHySiOlOgY
Seriously, if I was a slave girl, I wouldn't be able to escape at all. I would forever be stuck wearing you-know-what... I should stop thinking about it. 
It'll be so ridiculous they would either let me go early, or I'd turn them into psychos, by the time they're through. 
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just giving up?