Who says Jabba is a smart captor? Plus, there could be some inside the walls of the caves. Just sayin'.
I do. And why would you assume that?
Because it's underground, at least partially. Isn't it? Anyway, if not, Plan B: Have my droid hide my lightsaber inside one of its secret compartments and toss it to me when I give the signal. Pretty easy. I watched a documentary once that teaches everything you need to know in a situation like this.
Because it's underground, at least partially. Isn't it? Anyway, if not, Plan B: Have my droid hide my lightsaber inside one of its secret compartments and toss it to me when I give the signal. Pretty easy. I watched a documentary once that teaches everything you need to know in a situation like this.
Because it's underground, at least partially. Isn't it? Anyway, if not, Plan B: Have my droid hide my lightsaber inside one of its secret compartments and toss it to me when I give the signal. Pretty easy. I watched a documentary once that teaches everything you need to know in a situation like this.
He or she is either dismantled by Jabba, locked up by Jabba, or not with you. Why would he lock you up with a droid?
I present him to Jabba as a token of peace, trust me, it would work, the documentary was very detailed, it even shows you how to smash Jabba while you're at it.
He or she is either dismantled by Jabba, locked up by Jabba, or not with you. Why would he lock you up with a droid?
I present him to Jabba as a token of peace, trust me, it would work, the documentary was very detailed, it even shows you how to smash Jabba while you're at it.
If it did show how to do that, Jabba would dismantle the droid as soon as possible.
I present him to Jabba as a token of peace, trust me, it would work, the documentary was very detailed, it even shows you how to smash Jabba while you're at it.
If it did show how to do that, Jabba would dismantle the droid as soon as possible.
How do you have force powers? You're a normal human. And even if you did have force powers, you couldn't choke me when I'm behind the screen of my device and you don't know me in real life.
How do you have force powers? You're a normal human. And even if you did have force powers, you couldn't choke me when I'm behind the screen of my device and you don't know me in real life.
Just ignore the real-life situation here, this is all hypothetical and pretend.
Actually, I'm a Sith. That's why I have a lightsaber. And we're talking face-to-face.
How do you have force powers? You're a normal human. And even if you did have force powers, you couldn't choke me when I'm behind the screen of my device and you don't know me in real life.
Just ignore the real-life situation here, this is all hypothetical and pretend.
Actually, I'm a Sith. That's why I have a lightsaber. And we're talking face-to-face.
I'm done. I should just wait for someone to make a more realistic plan, otherwise this conversation will be eternal, just like these boards.
If I were a prisoner of Jabba the Hutt, I would steal some thermal detnators and blow up the place to escape.
Tame the Rancor ,make it my pet and use it to escape.
Have my girlfriend get disguised as a bounty hunter,with my wookie friend, my friend who turned me over to the empire disguised as one of Jabba's guards and my Jedi friend rescue me.
Anyway, if not, Plan B: Have my droid hide my lightsaber inside one of its secret compartments and toss it to me when I give the signal. Pretty easy. I watched a documentary once that teaches everything you need to know in a situation like this. 
Anyway, if not, Plan B: Have my droid hide my lightsaber inside one of its secret compartments and toss it to me when I give the signal. Pretty easy. I watched a documentary once that teaches everything you need to know in a situation like this. 
Just ignore the real-life situation here, this is all hypothetical and pretend. 
Actually, I'm a Sith. That's why I have a lightsaber. And we're talking face-to-face.
Just ignore the real-life situation here, this is all hypothetical and pretend. 
Actually, I'm a Sith. That's why I have a lightsaber. And we're talking face-to-face.
