Post by legoindyfan1234 on Jul 26, 2017 19:06:51 GMT
If I were a prisoner of Jabba the Hutt, I would steal some thermal detnators and blow up the place to escape.
Tame the Rancor ,make it my pet and use it to escape.
Have my girlfriend get disguised as a bounty hunter,with my wookie friend, my friend who turned me over to the empire disguised as one of Jabba's guards and my Jedi friend rescue me.
I would shoot all of his cronies, leaving just Jabba. Then I would taunt him and watch him try to shimmy large blob of a body in an attempt to capture me with his T-Rex arms... It would be a good laugh.
Because I am loyal servant of the Empire, I steal a comlink and call in a strike team to save me. After this the ISD in orbit turns Jabba's palace into a smoking crater.
Of course, Jabba's associates would then declare war on the Empire, but whatever.
I'd Force Combust my chains and go and have a talk with Jabba, using Malacia to make half the guards fall unconscious and Morichro to put the rest in a coma. I would proceed to ask him to stop kidnapping people, and use Force Fire to set his palace ablaze if he refused.
I'd Force Combust my chains and go and have a talk with Jabba, using Malacia to make half the guards fall unconscious and Morichro to put the rest in a coma. I would proceed to ask him to stop kidnapping people, and use Force Fire to set his palace ablaze if he refused.
Post by MockingbirdInc on Dec 12, 2017 21:59:42 GMT
I'd start telling puns until he finally got rid of me. "Why was the chicken wing sentimental? He was a bit tender! "Why wasn't the frog alive? Because he croaked! "What made the seafood seem suspicious? It was a bit fishy! "Why didn't the dog have friends? He was a-bone!" "Aw, bolska . . ." "Why wasn't the marshmallow active? He was too mellow! "Why weren't the bananas together? Because they split! "Why didn't the vegetables do anything? They didn't really carrot! "What did the steak and pork do? They went out to meat!" "Tobalsku! Bopalnum tibida narcunes foo!" *Jabba's thugs take me away* "Hahah, victory!" *Jabba's thugs toss me into Sarlacc pit* . . . in retrospect, I should've thought of that part.
-last edited on Jan 5, 2018 17:42:44 GMT by fantasius1111
Post by fantasius1111 on Jan 5, 2018 17:42:08 GMT
I'm a boy, so I would be locked up in a cell. When a Gammorrean (Spelling?) shows up, I would throw some insults at him. He would open the door and attack me, but then I would trip him and steal his axe. I would bust out and move around by stealth. Then I would find a bounty hunter and attack with my axe and steal his equipment. I would then confront Jabba and blast him, free his slave girl, blow up the Palace and escape.
But if I was a girl, I would try to choke him with my chain, only for a nearby bounty hunter to blast me. Seriously, if I was a slave girl, I wouldn't be able to escape at all. I would forever be stuck wearing you-know-what... I should stop thinking about it.
Because I am loyal servant of the Empire, I steal a comlink and call in a strike team to save me. After this the ISD in orbit turns Jabba's palace into a smoking crater.
Of course, Jabba's associates would then declare war on the Empire, but whatever.
It'll be hard to get a comlink since you would be locked up in a prison cell.
I'd Force Combust my chains and go and have a talk with Jabba, using Malacia to make half the guards fall unconscious and Morichro to put the rest in a coma. I would proceed to ask him to stop kidnapping people, and use Force Fire to set his palace ablaze if he refused.
Because I am loyal servant of the Empire, I steal a comlink and call in a strike team to save me. After this the ISD in orbit turns Jabba's palace into a smoking crater.
Of course, Jabba's associates would then declare war on the Empire, but whatever.
It'll be hard to get a comlink since you would be locked up in a prison cell.
)
Seriously, if I was a slave girl, I wouldn't be able to escape at all. I would forever be stuck wearing you-know-what... I should stop thinking about it. 