That kinda reminds me of this old meme, where this guy with a helmet is in this small crate, and he’s propelling himself around a wet street with blurring by buildings and intersections and such, using his hands to propel himself whilst being chased by a buncha guys in black wetsuits.
That kinda reminds me of this old meme, where this guy with a helmet is in this small crate, and he’s propelling himself around a wet street with blurring by buildings and intersections and such, using his hands to propel himself whilst being chased by a buncha guys in black wetsuits.
That kinda reminds me of this old meme, where this guy with a helmet is in this small crate, and he’s propelling himself around a wet street with blurring by buildings and intersections and such, using his hands to propel himself whilst being chased by a buncha guys in black wetsuits.
I have encountered that meme before.
YAAASSS. Can the FAC explain memes if they are used in RP? Becuase now i wanna have a chase sequence of Skünkeltia escaping Black Overwatch Soldiers in the same yellow crate.
A special report from: Queen Rixia Rolex, Queen of all Rhinos. My fellow citizens of Chima, I have come to the press to make an address. I Queen Rixia Rolex, am calling upon those who can, and those who care To provide support in any and all ways possible to protect and preserve the beautiful land of Chima. It matters. It matters not just to me and my peoples, but it matters to all peoples, from the minor tribes to the peaceful gorillas and all in between, it matters. And so I plea I plea to all who may be listening this, who may be reading this. I plea and I call for aid, aid in any and all possible ways. I call for food, guns and volunteers. Food to feed the great defenders of these lands. Guns to arm the populous may the invader break through. And finally, I call for you the people and the volunteers. It matters not if you have or have not served a day on the battle fields, or if your a high ranked, 30 year veteran of war. We call upon you, we call upon those who can and those who care.
A special report from: Queen Rixia Rolex, Queen of all Rhinos. My fellow citizens of Chima, I have come to the press to make an address. I Queen Rixia Rolex, am calling upon those who can, and those who care To provide support in any and all ways possible to protect and preserve the beautiful land of Chima. It matters. It matters not just to me and my peoples, but it matters to all peoples, from the minor tribes to the peaceful gorillas and all in between, it matters. And so I plea I plea to all who may be listening this, who may be reading this. I plea and I call for aid, aid in any and all possible ways. I call for food, guns and volunteers. Food to feed the great defenders of these lands. Guns to arm the populous may the invader break through. And finally, I call for you the people and the volunteers. It matters not if you have or have not served a day on the battle fields, or if your a high ranked, 30 year veteran of war. We call upon you, we call upon those who can and those who care.
See? SEE??? This is exactly what I've been stressing to you people!
A special report from: Queen Rixia Rolex, Queen of all Rhinos. My fellow citizens of Chima, I have come to the press to make an address. I Queen Rixia Rolex, am calling upon those who can, and those who care To provide support in any and all ways possible to protect and preserve the beautiful land of Chima. It matters. It matters not just to me and my peoples, but it matters to all peoples, from the minor tribes to the peaceful gorillas and all in between, it matters. And so I plea I plea to all who may be listening this, who may be reading this. I plea and I call for aid, aid in any and all possible ways. I call for food, guns and volunteers. Food to feed the great defenders of these lands. Guns to arm the populous may the invader break through. And finally, I call for you the people and the volunteers. It matters not if you have or have not served a day on the battle fields, or if your a high ranked, 30 year veteran of war. We call upon you, we call upon those who can and those who care.
(Translation: For all of you whom you rhinos are concerned, please be away that we wont come to you SOS signal, we Forgotten have our own ways, and will fight in the shadows in the outlands to destroy the Black Overwatch Nexus. Signing out. Scrin.“
A special report from: Queen Rixia Rolex, Queen of all Rhinos. My fellow citizens of Chima, I have come to the press to make an address. I Queen Rixia Rolex, am calling upon those who can, and those who care To provide support in any and all ways possible to protect and preserve the beautiful land of Chima. It matters. It matters not just to me and my peoples, but it matters to all peoples, from the minor tribes to the peaceful gorillas and all in between, it matters. And so I plea I plea to all who may be listening this, who may be reading this. I plea and I call for aid, aid in any and all possible ways. I call for food, guns and volunteers. Food to feed the great defenders of these lands. Guns to arm the populous may the invader break through. And finally, I call for you the people and the volunteers. It matters not if you have or have not served a day on the battle fields, or if your a high ranked, 30 year veteran of war. We call upon you, we call upon those who can and those who care.
(Translation: For all of you whom you rhinos are concerned, please be away that we wont come to you SOS signal, we Forgotten have our own ways, and will fight in the shadows in the outlands to destroy the Black Overwatch Nexus. Signing out. Scrin.“
Translation: “Actually, forget what i, Scrin, have told you, Queen Rixia. We will come to your aide, at the cost if you give men to our ranks, we are conscripting inlanders to join our cuase, not enough of us remain! I will send a copy of this telegram, aimed at Lions to help grain man-power there. If the Lion King Mufasa would allow it...”
We are currently constructing a Wolf City. Any and all additional workers would be greatly appreciated. The Wolves would be happy to compensate reasonably. Send workers and a negotiator, workers to work, negotiators to negotiate fee.
WOLF LEADERSHIP
Under Lord Woldros, we need more Wolves to help manage the armies and conduct offenses and defenses. Respond to Mistress Lupa in the Wolf Camp, outside the Wolf City worksight.
Note: Wolves are preferable, though not entirely necessary.
*A familiar face appears, and rightfully fires Lewis Luggington, atleast for now*
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen to Chima Public Broadcasting.
We have had no news for almost 2 months, its time for change, so lets break it down:
Royal Rhino Orders Our beloved Rhino Queen Rixia Rolex, has well signed many important domestic reforms in preparation for a war. Most notable rationing. Make the rhinos the first state with smart consumer food consumption policy, following the chi falls crisis.
CPB Announcement No domestic crawler news will be reported, as an organisation we take a stance and no crawler will be allowed to broadcast over our network, aswell as no domestic crawler news will be posted, as they are a fledgling autocracy, they are neither intresting, nor unique. Although they are important and we will continue to cover their affairs that are inland, we refuse to cover their outland affairs.
The Bears failed again. With a gorilla guarantee to not invade, the crawlers fealt rather comfortable with rolling over the unprepared and defenceless bears, who were squashed like a rotten apple. This has also shown the inefficiency of the 5 star team known as the Chima Alliance, as no one came to help out the bears who are a founding member of the alliance, Blitz Bridger is presumed to be jailed, lost or dead. And General Bismarck [Long surname] took over the tribe, hiding out in the great forest.
Armed Extremist Militia A paramount militia known as "The Forgotten" has risen up and recruited many a Chimian. However the only thing they seem to be forgetting is manners, and the concept of national respect. They know, share or have no borders and boundaries, they speak of extreme anti-imperial, anti-monarchical rhetoric and care not for who may or may not be injured by these hateful anti-establishment movements. Sensible governments like those of gorillas and rhinos have arrested and outlawed these gangs. Whilst the lions have dealt with a swarm resulting in armed conflict on the streets. This shows how weak and pathetic the lions have begum that thugs are their new enemies.
Unclaimed land - stolen Following the infamous Eagle-Gorilla war of 31/30 BR. The land known as just the unclaimed, which at the time had many eagle colonies were evicted, and following the Totalist Protocol of 18 BR (Yes both will be explained in the prequel) the land known as the unclaimed land became held in trust for future generations, this was due to rivalling claims, and to prevent massive wars from happening over such a militarily strategic region, aswell as paramilitary organisation from establishing themselves. However the crawlers care little of diplomacy and history and so they stampeded on our Chimian land, yes it was held intrust for our generations not theirs.
Great Hero of the Rhinos The crawlers decided to set their goals on the rhinos, however great General Ryloth, veteran of many a war, built up great defences and with the help of the queen, lion armed forces, and a wolf battalion were able to hold off and push back the crawler empire, it also saw the presence of a gorilla war Field Marshall, is this a sight of future victories and a possible gorilla intervention, we may soon find out. However as for the war our queen and government had prepared all needed resources and plans to defend us, however we did suffer a failed republican revolt, aswell as large losses of anti-tank and anti-aircraft guns the rhinos and allies stood firm behind the Ryloth line and were awarded with a resounding success at preventing a further crawler push, infact the crawlers agreed to sue for peace.
Queen of diplomacy. Our great queen, Queen Rixia Rolex, offered immediately, to sign a peace in which both sides agreed that this was a draw, that there was no victor, and for a truce for several months. The rhinos offered NO, land concessions, no political concessions, and no economic concessions, the deal was signed in the Gorilla HQ. Truly a victory both diplomacy and our queen.
Eagles change flag to white banner The crawler empire continues its rampage through our lands, they "peacefully" blockaded the eagles into submission, and had made the eagles submit without even a fight, the most powerful airforce known to the inlanders, just surrendered. They decided to hang a banner, besides the eagle one, however the eagle should get rid of their eagle banner and change it to the flag of France surrender, for not even the gorillas showed such cowardice and such spinelessness as the eagles did.
Wolves - A new hope? The wolves after a long period of being an underdeveloped isolated, barren waste decided with the help of foreign capital and their large gem reserves to spend it wisely on rebuilding and restoring their glory, the new wold city is wonderful, and the wolves have shown a great desire for the protection of Chima and its citizens if all tribes were like the wolves and all leaders like Lord Woldros, the crawlers wouldn't have even been a threat.
Woldros and the Chima Alliance A meeting of the Chima alliance + the rhinos. On what should occur over the crawler menace, the gorilla Premier expressed a need for military action, as the most likely successor of General Secretary Gorbav does that show a change in gorilla diplomacy? Also their have been plans and reforms to get the rhinos and bears back into the fight and wipe out the "plague" of the crawlers.
Gorbav the diplomat The Gorillas wish to capitalize on the turmoil and become the new capital of diplomacy however so far only the rhinos have agreed to such an idea as they have already signed important deals there and established a major embassy in the gorilla HQ.
Lone wolf in Casablanche. The Gorilla west sea paradise, and most developed west sea region of Casablanche, has seen a bizzare wold, a military driver who seems to be trying to enter gorilla island in methods deemed rather suspicious including a potential bribe of the capitan of the cruise leading to the gorilla island.
*A familiar face appears, and rightfully fires Lewis Luggington, atleast for now*
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen to Chima Public Broadcasting.
We have had no news for almost 2 months, its time for change, so lets break it down:
Royal Rhino Orders Our beloved Rhino Queen Rixia Rolex, has well signed many important domestic reforms in preparation for a war. Most notable rationing. Make the rhinos the first state with smart consumer food consumption policy, following the chi falls crisis.
CPB Announcement No domestic crawler news will be reported, as an organisation we take a stance and no crawler will be allowed to broadcast over our network, aswell as no domestic crawler news will be posted, as they are a fledgling autocracy, they are neither intresting, nor unique. Although they are important and we will continue to cover their affairs that are inland, we refuse to cover their outland affairs.
The Bears failed again. With a gorilla guarantee to not invade, the crawlers fealt rather comfortable with rolling over the unprepared and defenceless bears, who were squashed like a rotten apple. This has also shown the inefficiency of the 5 star team known as the Chima Alliance, as no one came to help out the bears who are a founding member of the alliance, Blitz Bridger is presumed to be jailed, lost or dead. And General Bismarck [Long surname] took over the tribe, hiding out in the great forest.
Armed Extremist Militia A paramount militia known as "The Forgotten" has risen up and recruited many a Chimian. However the only thing they seem to be forgetting is manners, and the concept of national respect. They know, share or have no borders and boundaries, they speak of extreme anti-imperial, anti-monarchical rhetoric and care not for who may or may not be injured by these hateful anti-establishment movements. Sensible governments like those of gorillas and rhinos have arrested and outlawed these gangs. Whilst the lions have dealt with a swarm resulting in armed conflict on the streets. This shows how weak and pathetic the lions have begum that thugs are their new enemies.
Unclaimed land - stolen Following the infamous Eagle-Gorilla war of 31/30 BR. The land known as just the unclaimed, which at the time had many eagle colonies were evicted, and following the Totalist Protocol of 18 BR (Yes both will be explained in the prequel) the land known as the unclaimed land became held in trust for future generations, this was due to rivalling claims, and to prevent massive wars from happening over such a militarily strategic region, aswell as paramilitary organisation from establishing themselves. However the crawlers care little of diplomacy and history and so they stampeded on our Chimian land, yes it was held intrust for our generations not theirs.
Great Hero of the Rhinos The crawlers decided to set their goals on the rhinos, however great General Ryloth, veteran of many a war, built up great defences and with the help of the queen, lion armed forces, and a wolf battalion were able to hold off and push back the crawler empire, it also saw the presence of a gorilla war Field Marshall, is this a sight of future victories and a possible gorilla intervention, we may soon find out. However as for the war our queen and government had prepared all needed resources and plans to defend us, however we did suffer a failed republican revolt, aswell as large losses of anti-tank and anti-aircraft guns the rhinos and allies stood firm behind the Ryloth line and were awarded with a resounding success at preventing a further crawler push, infact the crawlers agreed to sue for peace.
Queen of diplomacy. Our great queen, Queen Rixia Rolex, offered immediately, to sign a peace in which both sides agreed that this was a draw, that there was no victor, and for a truce for several months. The rhinos offered NO, land concessions, no political concessions, and no economic concessions, the deal was signed in the Gorilla HQ. Truly a victory both diplomacy and our queen.
Eagles change flag to white banner The crawler empire continues its rampage through our lands, they "peacefully" blockaded the eagles into submission, and had made the eagles submit without even a fight, the most powerful airforce known to the inlanders, just surrendered. They decided to hang a banner, besides the eagle one, however the eagle should get rid of their eagle banner and change it to the flag of France surrender, for not even the gorillas showed such cowardice and such spinelessness as the eagles did.
Wolves - A new hope? The wolves after a long period of being an underdeveloped isolated, barren waste decided with the help of foreign capital and their large gem reserves to spend it wisely on rebuilding and restoring their glory, the new wold city is wonderful, and the wolves have shown a great desire for the protection of Chima and its citizens if all tribes were like the wolves and all leaders like Lord Woldros, the crawlers wouldn't have even been a threat.
Woldros and the Chima Alliance A meeting of the Chima alliance + the rhinos. On what should occur over the crawler menace, the gorilla Premier expressed a need for military action, as the most likely successor of General Secretary Gorbav does that show a change in gorilla diplomacy? Also their have been plans and reforms to get the rhinos and bears back into the fight and wipe out the "plague" of the crawlers.
Gorbav the diplomat The Gorillas wish to capitalize on the turmoil and become the new capital of diplomacy however so far only the rhinos have agreed to such an idea as they have already signed important deals there and established a major embassy in the gorilla HQ.
Lone wolf in Casablanche. The Gorilla west sea paradise, and most developed west sea region of Casablanche, has seen a bizzare wold, a military driver who seems to be trying to enter gorilla island in methods deemed rather suspicious including a potential bribe of the capitan of the cruise leading to the gorilla island.
-This has been Rubee Rhodes signing off
The Forgotten Don’t need no national respect, all they want, is to be known as the downfall of the Black Overwatch and some of the Crawler Empire! They will one day earn the respect of chima, once they become more organized and powerful. All they want is the downfall of (im repeating myself) the Black Overwatch. Sure all that anti-lion-Monarchy stuff was just a test to see how good you guys are at handling an organization (not milita) that just wants liberalization. They will remove the outland lords of power and establish republics that aid the inlanders. The reason they need more chimians, is that they are laking man-power and need new people of inland nature to fight for what they belive in. Forgotten Lions are helping their royal counterparts in the Great Forest from Bradar’s attacks, and they are really (not so much if your Egor, Flippydoodah, or Jgread, no offense) making a mark in battle. They are establishing stations around chima to help spread their anti-outland-monarch rhetoric as you say. The Forgotten Lions, were a stupid idea, don’t get me wrong, but I created these guys, not for nothin’, and i am trying to sort it all out. Sure i can improve on the problems you pointed out, and i can develop them more. Just pretend that lion uprising never happened, and we keep the Forgotten Lions since Lionel agreed to it. I don’t care for political anything, and i just want action and mutual freindship! The Forgotten didn’t just come to the Lion citys to just crash and revolt there, they needed protection against the Crawler Empire, and its subsidies. It wanted to help the Lions in any way, shape or form. They gave them new technology and opportunitys to become more paramount to the survival of chima as a whole. They are whats key to defeating the outland threat, and all of you and your characters think they are just radicals whom want to destroy everything. Your judging da book by its cover, and not even realizing who they will become. Another reason i did a duel of Freeman v. Lionel, is that i wanted to show respect to his tribe. And i think i did the most out of that. Anyways, i ranted enough. But i swear, everything is turning against me, and i aint liking it. Just makes me wanna leave this place and never come back if all of you keep treating my creations like this for much longer. Sure its this very annoying treat-others-the-way-you-wanna-be-treated schism, but my mind engine has trouble running on that fuel. Jeez.
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