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Sadly she ain't working on it.

POLIteness isnt mah strong suit.

I dunno if i can take a joke or not.

Hey theteenlegotitan, did you post Fangcrusha's picture here?

    ... I cannot see it clearly, I have fought, I have trained, and I did the best I could... The one man who found me, after I had to be abandoned from my biological parents... The one man who cared for me... he left a long while ago, and it has been three days… I walked and walked the streets of Ninjago City, wondering where he was. All the people who looked at me, were silent, they refused to answer any of my questions… they were all too scared to answer me, I’ve asked...

"Have you've seen this man?" "I'm looking for my care taker... can you please point out where he was last seen?" "I want to find my care taker... he's gone missing from me..." “..Help me please; I need to find my father… I really miss him…!”



    … But All I was ever responded to was this insult about 85% of the time: "Go slither back to the hole where you were once buried from!!!"

    I hated most people who discriminated me, the people of Ninjago who shunned The Serpentine, my own species. Now they have forgotten us …like nothing ever happened between the Human and the Serpentine Races; like no wars ever happened between us. Humans; … sometimes... I do not understand their customs, their ideas and their logic. My day out for getting errands done was soon ending relatively fast... I kept on searching for him, I remember his voice quite well, I remember his face of greasy black hair, bushy eyebrows, illustrious yellow skin (I mean, he IS a standard LEGO Minifigure…) that was dry due to being in dirt and stones for many an hour, and black eyes that sparkled when the sun hits them just right… and he was still as handsome as ever...



    I've wanted to give up searching in the back of my head, but nay... I wanted to find him, the shadows of the tall buildings loomed over me, being black monoliths in the orange skies of the sunset. I felt hopeless, I felt weak, but I still felt determined to find him. I kept running, i felt his presence, being that I can feel the earth in my scaly feet, and I could feel his bio-rhythm (Another reason why my biological parents abandoned me in the first place, plus the earthen powers because I had such “ungodly powers of the Serpentine.” Well… at least to the generals...)

    I ran faster and faster, until it led me to a dark alleyway... I walked cautiously; I walked with my mind set to tighten my defenses. I wondered if he was here... I felt his biorhythms deeply, and strongly. I walked into the darkness, and my four glowing reddish-yellow hypnotic Eyes went into their night-vision mode, but against the blue and green vision I see, I saw the shine of something golden, its glow was nothing compared to beauty, until I realized it was one of the four golden weapons! I picked up the Golden Scythe of Quakes, my caretaker’s legendary weapon that can control the earth, even turn into a cool vehicle if you can concentrate just right.

    I was looking at myself in its blade's reflection, it had a olive green stain of Venomari acid on it, but the blade was undamaged, itself. I stared at myself for a long time within the stain. Its glow suddenly died out, and I looked over my shoulder, my eyes looking surprised...



    ...I saw a shadow move back into the darkness… I thought it was my father… my caretaker...



    ...But seeing, just believes... I not only saw that shadow... I actually witnessed something... Something truly strange to me, it just cannot just have a tail like that! Its tail was familiar to me, so familiar in fact; I dropped the golden weapon, and quickly ran after the shadow. The shadow was present, so I quickly pursued after it, thinking my father just stepped out on me a long time ago and was returning home after taking care of a serpentine general. I ran, the shadow turned a corner, but when the corner was turned, I got a nasty surprise by Acidicus, the Venomari Serpentine General, holding me at a corrosive acid saber point, his respective staff in his other hand. I gasped, and could not believe I was tricked; I wanted to get to the Golden weapon... But Skales, the Hypnobrai Serpentine General, just seemed so to block my other escape route just on time. (Rather eerily) He's usually some sort of perfectionist, never messes up in his speech or his plans, but they usually go awry at a time he least expects it, like I’m going to do.



    Skales held the Hypnobrai staff tightly in his scaliy grip. I grunted, and looked at Him, and I addressed myself to him, some sarcasm included.

    "Hello... generals... I am Ryen Soto, Venomari-Hypnobrai hybrid... So... what do you, General Skales and general Acidicus want from me? Secrets on how my DNA works so you two can collab’ on some top-secret project to take over all of Ninjago or somethin’? Cuz that’s not gonna happen, not in like… millions of years...”

    I was trying to be smug and sarcastic... like it is my usual self. But, No dice they were getting, Acidicus only hissed at me, and Skales looked unimpressed at my Attitude, sharpening his gaze upon me.

    "Wwwweelll... You cannot possibly hurt me because; I have Acid immunities and hypnotism immunities from both tribes... so, perks for me then." The Venomari General growled, and wanted so badly to attack, but Skales gestured him to keep a low profile.



    "Well... Ryen... It jusssst ssso happensss to be that you are quite... the oddball of our tribes... “Skales said, slithering slowly around me, I tightened my reflexes for anything sudden. I hate Skales; he was the one whom turned my caretaker into a sleeper agent that went against the rest of his Ninja Team in an effort to destroy some dopey-looking treehouse that Lloyd Garmadon wanted to build when he was just a kid before his age-up. I hid that hatred pretty well, actually.



    "...Well, Missster Sssoto... what, do you have to sssay for yourssself?" Acidicus said, looking stern, his voice was strained and raspy, he was an old hag that I hated to see in the light of day in, heck he even booted some Venomari girl, all just because of Acidicus’ gender issues, and I am an advocate of gender equality.

Caretaker once told me that the Venomari gal that Acidicus booted possibly was my biological mother… but I still don’t know much about Serpentine Biology and other things. I looked smug again and said, "What do I have to say for myself? Oh I know! Asnakesaywhat?" Both generals both said "what" in unison, I thought it would not work, but they are feasibly as gullible as the rest of the Serpentine, like those dumb Constrictai who have rocks for brains, pun intended if you are a ninjago fan… but no offense to me by the way. I ended up roundhouse kicking them anyways, so... I am free from confrontation!



    I quickly headed for the golden scythe, both generals quickly tailed me, as they had just recovered from my roundhouse kick, but with my ninja instinct, I quickly ran upside one of the graffitied walls, grabbed the scythe where I dropped it. In addition, I jumped off the side of the wall when it came to a corner, landing on my feet; I quickly dashed down the boulevard sidewalk, flying by random citizens, shoving them out of my way, hearing slurs of random racial nonsense at me. However, when I turned back to see them both.

    Acidicus caught me off guard, he had such a boost of speed, sending those pedestrians flying as he tackled them outta the way, and then, at point-blank, he spat a doussal of Venomari Acid/Toxins upon my left eyes as I tried to block his attack! Then to me; the most ironic thing happened; my eyes were in fact plagued with illusions! I gasped and quickly tried to run for safety, but my left eyes were messing up my depth perception, trying to make me see things that are not there, I ran straight into a light-pole, thinking it was a few feet away, when it was a few inches right in front of me.



    Acidicus gasped in amazement, "I could actually make him hallucccinate this time around?! He lied to usss!!" Skales soon took the Venomari General's word for granted, and chuckled.

    "Then if he'sss not immune to our affects, I’ll control him! Ironic he ssssaid he had immunitiessss to our natural powerssss! Oh iissss it a dream come true!?" Skales soon slithered full tilt towards a recovering me, I was still the poor hybrid still plagued by the Hallucinations, seeing things that I wish I shouldn’t see, in my left eyes, messing with the regular vision of my right, I rubbed them and closed my eyes, then I turned around, and bumped into Skales.



    I grunted. "Hey! Watch where you're going you dumb flesh-bag, i'm runnin’ HUUUAAAA!?" Skales grabbed me and threw me against a tree, i apparently ran to a park for some odd reason, the public just staring at us. They screamed at us and fleeing. I soon got back up and fought back with one hallucinated set of eyes on my left. Skales hissed at me, and soon slammed me against the ground...



    Acidicus looked back at me with an eye for revenge and hissed, he sprayed more venom into my eyes, the stinging feel of them feeling sooo freaking painful! Skales then soon attempted to hypnotize me; I kept on breaking my concentration, my hallucinated eyes were just making the hypnotic effect even worse.



    "We've been trying to get your attention for the lassst few weeksss. You’ve abandoned both of our tribesss to go live off with one of the ninja!? Your hated amongst our two tribes, we won’t accept you ever again you… you mistake! You've been training with one and you've sssseen to have one ninja'sss elemental powersss!! For that offenssse, you will be in my control, to ultimately sssee your caretaker's demisssse! Now… look deeply into my eyesss… you’ll get your sssight to behold sssoon..." Skales said, his eyes swirling into its hypnotic effect, I grunted and struggled, trying to stop staring, then… it rather lulled my senses deeply and I went finally under his influence.... It was somewhat weird how I remember this, when I was hypnotized... strange… and traumatic… I will have nightmares about that for the rest of my life… I hope I do not turn to a sleeper agent like the one time he did to my father!



    I was soonly hypnotized; everything seemed slow, and blurry. Everything I saw was this weird pulsating red. I slowly breathed in my controlled state, I legit felt like a Zombie! Skales laughed evilly, his tail rattling in amusement. Acidicus the Venomari General was smiling with no hint of remorse for me. Skales tried to take the Golden weapon out of my hands, but its mysterious druid powers made it stick to my hands like crazy glue--no matter how much both Skales and Acidicus tried to pry it out of my claws, it would not budge no matter what.



    Soon Skales ordered me to follow him anyways. "If it'sss no ussse to pry the golden sssccythe out of your clawsss, then jussst follow me, Ryen... You'll sssee... we have an sssurprissse for you..." Skales looked devious and as manipulative like that Anacondrai sucker, Pythor. Acidicus chuckled and high fived Skales for fun.



    As I slowly zombie walked my way to the dark alleyway, following the two Generals, I knew my caretaker's Golden weapon was trying to free me from Skales' psychotic grasp on me. it was no use, it glowed and shined, but it didn't free me from Hypnobrai Generals' command, it wasn’t like the antivenin like in the generals’ staffs. As both generals ushered me into a sewer system below ninjago city, I was thinking in the back of my head...

    ‘Curse you Acidicus, your venom had made me fall into Skales' command, I will find a way to pay back the price by controlling you! ...or by doing the same thing that you did to me… whatever that I feel like doing to you...’ I continually kept in his control, as I peered at myself in a sewer puddle. In addition, randomly, I began to have a free sense. I began chuckling, and then laughing, throwing both generals out of their rockers.

"Whatsss THISSS?! Ssskalessss, why isss the boy laughing!? What'sss the meaning of thisss!?" Acidicus got in Skales' face to make his word clear. Skales simply shrugged and "I don't know" shoulder gesture at him, but looks easily off guard, the Hypnobrai general was panicking, trying to enforce his psychic grasp back on me, but to no avail.