{PERIODIC TABLE OF JOKES}
Periodic table of jokes

1 I Hydrated my genes and became Hydrogen

4 I am Feeling Bery good when i go to Lion so it makes Berylium

5 I am starting to get boron about this Jokes

6 My dog CARBed a switch, when we turned it on it became Carb-ON

7 i modified my GENs to produce nitrogliserine but all i got was NITRO in my GENs

9 I smelled a FLUOweR but then i got smashed
11 I was going to make a sodium Joke but Na
12 I saw if MAGNEsium was attracted to Iron then iron hitted Magnesium and magnesium became hot (magnesium is very flamable and it's imposible to turn the fire off with anything (it will even burn on water))

13 i said ALL um's in iums needed to turn to aluminium (yes it is aluminium not aluminum)

14 I was having vacation on Cilicy but i just got a lot of Silicon Dioxide in my slippers

16 I once gave sulfur to an horisontal tube and he began to bark

17 i deChlore war on Sodium "The slty war"

18 I was going to tell some Jokes but all the good ones AR GON

19 Potassium will allways answer o'K'

20 Calsium is bad at math just by seing a plus sign after a call he answers CallSum

29 Gold says to Niquel (what coins are usually made out of): You got the Cop's on you Silver says: he's worth one. then Abraham Lincoln says its the COPpers and we came to arrest you for making a (soborno (the word in spanish)i dont know the word in english but it is when you give money to an authority to make them not getting arrested) then they all start laughting. then gold says: you cant afford it an you are jaleous.

30 i made a boat out of Zinc but i didnt used galvaniced steel so it Zincked

36 I went to Planet Kripton but Kripton was the first one to react (kripton is the first noble gas that reacts (only a little bit)).

38 I heard if you eat Strontium you get Strong but also get smashed
37-46 BORING
49 Indi Ana Jones imitated roblox death sound that he ingluded it in his first name then he was named: IndiUUM ana Jones

50 Tin was going to stay at chloride hotel for a night. when he woke up he was called Stainin Chloride-Hotel

51 I money send an atack to the ants and it became the "ANT I MONEY" war

52 sais Diumium (means Brother on latin) to Tell Urium to be a metaloid Neodimium answers but he is a metaloid allready.

{What do you get when you cross a cowboy and a unicorn?}




A cowboy. Unicorns aren't real.