OOC: I realized I forgot a crucial chapter. This should really have been posted several chapters ago. Here it is:
Goatman stirred. Which surprised him. In his last thoughts, falling screaming through air, he hadn't considered stirring again a possibility. But here he was. He painfully
opened his eyes and glanced around. His vison seemed full of strange, hazy, twisting lines and shapes. He reached his arms up, groaning with pain as he did so to brush them
away. His hands promptly ran into branches. For a moment his brain halted, then, as it began to pull itself together, he figured it out. he was deep inside some sort of bush,
and as he looked up and his sense of balance reasserted itself, he saw a path of destruction down through the branches. It was interesting he didn't remember it, he thought.
Perhaps he had passed out in midair. He remembered now that the waterless moat was full of bushes and undergrowth, though it had not occurred to him while falling. It was
only at this moment that the realization hat he had actually survived sunk in. He let out a woop of joy, then hushed himself. Well, it appeared he would save the day after all.
If he could get out of this shrubbery, that is. Goatman began pulling his way out, breaking branches and squeezing around others. His whole body ached, but he set his teeth
and went on. At last he broke out of the plants and pulled himself onto the rocks on the outside of the moat. A short scramble later, and he stood atop the edge of the moat,
the castle behind him, and a steep drop down to the plains before. It all still looked extremely peaceful.Clouds drifted over the moon, which sometimes cast it's light over the
dark fields and woods. The night was quiet, except for the insects, the wind and the distant groaning trees. Away in the distance the mountains would briefly shine out, then
fade again. Smoke rose from the chimneys of distants farms and hamlets. Well, Goatman thought, looking back at the castle, It wasn't exactly the easiest of plans, but, in the
end, my worked after all. Now the fun begins. He looked back down, to the rocks slanting away below him. It was not overly steep, and certainly not sheer, but it wouldn't be
a walk through a garden, certainly. Taking a deep breath, he found a likely spot, and began moving down. It took a long time, to climb down, gently lowering himself,
moving in zig zags, clambering over uncomfortable stone, and many moments of frustration, occasionally slips and tumbles with accompanying terror, and a great many
bruises, but at last the ground flattened out, the rocks dwindled into the earth, and reached the flat fields full of tall grass. He took deep breaths, and looked back again at the
castle, now far above. Lights shown from the highest windows. He had been out for far to long. A sense of urgency suddenly took hold of Goatman, and he turned and ran
across the fields towards the woods. Someone might be watching from above, but he had no other choice. At first he had to force his way through tough crops, but then he
found a path leading the right way, and was able to move swiftly through the shifting lights. He leaped a stone wall, clambered over a fence, and after a last furious run, he
made it under the protecting shadow of the trees. He paused again, resting his hand against a trunk, glancing around through the mottled light that found it's way down
through the dark branches above, listening to the sounds of the forest, the animals stirring in the undergrowth. At least, he thought, there were certainly no humans about. He
took a last look back at the distant castle, then turned around to find a path through the woods. And froze, as he saw the light reflecting off three arrowheads leveled in his
direction, aimed by amorphous humanoid shadows. "Now then, lad," A voice said cheerfully. "What may ye be doing out and about at this ungodly hour?" Goatman stared at
the blurry figures in silence for a moment, then it poured out of him. "You have to help me he said. My friends," he pointed back at the castle, "They've been taken captive.
Outlaws have taken control of the castle..." he paused as an obvious thought found it's way into his weary head. "Wait," he said, in a tired voice, "Please, tell me, your not
outlaws yourselves." The arrowheads lowered slightly,and the shapes shifted. "Oh, I'm sorry Lad," the cheerful voice said sorrowfully, "I cannae tell ye that. We're outlaws
sure enough. Through and Through." "Oh, wonderful," Goatman said, and fainted again.
"Yes," Kitkat said, picking up the toll and examining it gingerly. "This is your area of expertise, Bobby," he said. "You do the honor of explaining it." "Yes,' Bobbywan said, "Orlan. Founder, First Knight
and King of Morcia, legendary leader, hero, and smith. It was he forged the famed Shield of Ages, which has been used to defeat many evils through the centuries. Perhaps this is the very hammer he used
to fashion it. So who knows what power it holds?" "Hopefully enough. But not too much. It would be a shame to unleash a power beyond our understanding." "Hmm." Bobbywan said. This conversation was
then interrupted by sounds that were by now familiar and unpleasant: harsh shouts and cries and pounding feet. They both glances towards the door. "They seem to have finally found the correct path." "Let
us give them a warm reception.” Bobbywan said. Kitkat smiled dangerously. They quickly mad a simple plan. Bobbywan took the hammer and ran back up into the recessed chamber, his footsteps echoing
through the great hall. Their enemies would certainly know someone was here by now. Bobbywan very carefuly placed the hammer back on the anvil, and knelt down behind it, hidden from the view of the
door. Kitkat went back the doors, shut them, and slid a bar into place. He then hid behind one of the suits of armor ringing the room, and they waited in silence. They did not have long to wait. The ruffians
had had light, and been able to make far better time than Kitkat and Bobby. Within 15 minutes, someone began pounding on the gates. Over and over blows fell, each ringing through the chamber, until at
last the bar snapped and the doors flung open. A band of ill-favored looking ruffians piled through, bearing unpleasant pikes, swords, and crossbows. Slowly, they crossed the floor, looking keenly around for
threats, missing Kitkat entirely. At last they rounded the armor in the middle of the floor, and advanced towards the anvil. The time had come. With a great cry, Bobbywan rose up, grabbed the blacksmith’s
tool, and flung it as hard as possible at the villains. Their leader raised his shield, a look of surprise and terror on his face. The hammer struck the shield….and bounced off, falling harmlessly to the floor,
with a sound that cut through Bobbywan’s heart. The lead outlaw looked in on surprise, then laughed. He raised a hand towards Bobbywan. “Smash him.” He said. Several crossbows lifted. Bobbywan looked
on in horror. Then he noticed that cracks of light had begun to flow out through the ruffian leaders shield. Spreading swiftly from brim to brim, they glowed for a moment like the sun, before exploding a
blinding flash of light. Bobbywan was sent staggering backwards throwing up his hands to shield his vision. When opened his eyes the goons were all lying senseless on the floor, amidst the smoking
remnants of the shield. One of them, who had been farthest away, staggered to his feet. Kitkat emerged from his hiding place with a shout. Running across the room, he snatched up the hammer, and
bopped the last outlaw lightly on the head, sending him back to the ground. “Curiouser and Curiouser.” Kitkat said. They glanced towards the door as another group of outlaws entered. The thugs gazed
around the room in silence, staring at their defeated comrades, and Kitkat standing in their midst. Kitkat let out a roar and charged at them, swinging the mallet over his head. The outlaws’s faces blanched,
and then they turned and ran, dropping weapons and falling over themselves to escape, charging back down the narrow passage, with kitkat close behind. Bobbywan let out a cry of triumph and dashed
across the hall, snatching a sword and shield from a suit of armor as he did so, and joined the pursuit.
-last edited on Jun 16, 2017 20:26:06 GMT by Bobbywan
Post by Bobbywan on Jun 16, 2017 20:25:32 GMT
8Legos did not know how much time had passed, though it seemed long. The light had almost completely faded outside, and the room was mainly lit by a sputtering torch that had been lit by the guard.
His head was sunk down in his hands, his bind a battle of hope against sorrow and despair Hope still fought on his his mind, but it was fading. All three of his friends here might be inactive, and aside from
attacking the guard with his bare hands, no plans came to mind. Even so, he was determined to hold onto hope. He dimly heard footsteps ascending the stairs, then the door being unlocked and thrown
open. "All you lot!" A hoarse voice said. "Moving time! Get to your feet!" "Where are we going?" someone began to ask, before being cut off and shouted at to be silent. "Get up!" The voice repeated again,
followed by sounds of people stumbling to their feet. 8Legos wearily raised his head and looked around, then lowered his head again. "I said get up!" one of the ruffians said, grabbing 8Legos and hauling
him to his feet, before giving him a violent shove that sent him back to the ground. The thug laughed evilly. A laugh that was abruptly cut off by a gasp. A few more gasps escaped him, then he fell to the
ground face first, and lay motionless. 8Legos, leaning on an arm, saw the arrow that had ended his laughter. Everyone in the room looked on astounded, the outlaws included and as they did so, a man
swung down through the window into the room, nocking an arrow to a longbow he held as he did so, so that as he landed the point already came to rest on the ruffians. The bowman was dressed from head
to toe in cloth of fine lincoln green, upon his head was a curious triangular cap, also of green, adorned with a red feather. He had a neatly trimmed goatee and curled mustache, and eyes full of mirth and
wit, which were staring down the arrow shaft at the outlaws. "I would tell you my name," he said, "But I believe you already know it. So you know that if anyone is going to be doing any thievery, or
robbery, or general outlawery in these parts, it's going to be me, not your band of thugs. So, please, surrender quietly, or I will be forced to adorn your unseemly throats with goosefeathers." This was
apparently to much for the outlaws, who simply stared at him silently, jaws agape. Which did not in the end matter much, for as they stood there in silence a very large man, also wearing green, emerged
noiselessly into the room through the door behind them, and swiftly and surely took one of their heads in each hand, and bashed them together. They collapsed to the floor without a sound. "Excellent." The
forestman said, lowering his bow. "Bind them and make sure they don't cry out." The big man nodded and picked up both outlaws, as still more green-clad people, and one man in scarlet, entered the room,
some of them bearing ropes, which they used to swiftly tie up the former captors. "I trust you are all well?" The forestman said, addressing the room." "Who are you?" One of the other ex-captives said.
The forestman looked at him quizzically. "I thought my name was known across all civilized lands." "Young people these days spend too little time listening to tales of heroes." The large man said. "Aye,
you're right." The forestman said, shaking his head sadly. At this moment Goatman walked into the room behind them. 8Legos stared at him in disbelief. "8Legos!" Goatman said joyfully, rushing over and
taking him by the shoulders. "See? I was right after all." "How did you survive?" 8Legos said. "There were branches that broke my fall." Goatman said. "Ah," 8Legos said,"I suppose that makes some sense,
actually." He clasped Goatman's hand tightly. "It's incredibly good to see you active. So, I see you brought help." The head forestman raised his cap. "At your service." "Thank you very much sir, for your
help." 8Legos said, nodding. "how did you pull this off? And how did you get in here" "Well, young Goatman here told us about this, and we figured we ought to come and help. We used to have a hideout
here, as you know, and there's a secret entrance at the bottom of this tower we used to gain entrance. As we were on our way up here, however, we heard a couple ruffians behind us. Thus, we thought it
best to go up to top of the tower and lie in wait. "Then why swing down through the window?" 8Legos asked. "It took them by surprise. Also, it was a better fit for my....what's the word?" "Idiom, sir?" One
of the forestmen said. "Yes, that's it, idiom." The lead Forestman said. "It was a better fit for my particular idiom of action." "Okay," 8Legos said, looking at the window, "But, how did you shoot an arrow
through the window? If you were up above there's no possible way you could have shot an arrow through the window." "I have been blessed with marvelous gifts." the forestman said. "And now, while
you're a very keen lad, we have no time for questions. It is now time to save the day. Let us begin."
It's from this comic strip called Pearls Before Swine about anthropomorphic cartoonish talking animals , and in it a bunch of dumb crocodiles keep trying to eat the Zebra who lives next door, whom they
refer to as "Zeeba Neighba." They also think "Da Google" is a living thing, and try to smash it or hide from it. So, when Eddie mentioned "Da almighty Google" I wasn't sure whether it was a reference to
the comic or not, so I put "Zeeba Neighba" as presumably anyone who had read the comic would know what it meant. :tounge:
It's from this comic strip called Pearls Before Swine about anthropomorphic cartoonish talking animals , and in it a bunch of dumb crocodiles keep trying to eat the Zebra who lives next door, whom they
refer to as "Zeeba Neighba." They also think "Da Google" is a living thing, and try to smash it or hide from it. So, when Eddie mentioned "Da almighty Google" I wasn't sure whether it was a reference to
the comic or not, so I put "Zeeba Neighba" as presumably anyone who had read the comic would know what it meant. :tounge:
^^^
What Bobby said. I'm not super familiar with Pearls Before Swine, but I've seen a few of their comics, including one where the crocs are trying to hide from Google's self-driving cars.
The day of prosperity makes one forget adversity; The day of adversity makes one forget prosperity.
Have you read The Man Who Was Thursday ? I recently did, and it reminded me a bit of this, mostly in the way that the characters are calm, intelligent, insane people. Ofc, Chesterton's style is quite different than basically anyone else's. But I just thought I'd mention that.
The day of prosperity makes one forget adversity; The day of adversity makes one forget prosperity.
I have mastered the art of puppy eyes!!! almost...
Ooohhh.@.@ How awesome! Do you get different reactions from people because of your hair? I would think that people would be jealous.
Or maybe I'm just letting you think that...
Indeed. My experience is that not many people comment on the red hair, except in two scenarios:
A) I'm with other redheads (usually my family, as my mom and 3 of 4 siblings are also redhaired) B) I'm competing with or annoying someone, in which case terms like "carrots", "ginger", or worse tend to get used.
As for being jealous, many people (mostly elderly) have made comments about how gorgeous my family's red hair is, but I can't recall anyone specifically saying they were jealous.
The day of prosperity makes one forget adversity; The day of adversity makes one forget prosperity.
I have mastered the art of puppy eyes!!! almost...
Ooohhh.@.@ How awesome! Do you get different reactions from people because of your hair? I would think that people would be jealous.
Or maybe I'm just letting you think that...
Indeed. My experience is that not many people comment on the red hair, except in two scenarios:
A) I'm with other redheads (usually my family, as my mom and 3 of 4 siblings are also redhaired) B) I'm competing with or annoying someone, in which case terms like "carrots", "ginger", or worse tend to get used.
As for being jealous, many people (mostly elderly) have made comments about how gorgeous my family's red hair is, but I can't recall anyone specifically saying they were jealous.
Uh oh...... I shall resolve to work harder and perfect them!! Then there will, certainly, be no doubt......right?
A) well that a given. ;D
B) This grieves me greatly. I can't understand why people tend to pick on the red heads of the world's hair color. People don't call me "tree bark" Or "mud brown". So, why do they target red hair. I, for one, think red hair is rather nice.
I would think that red is much more interesting than my brown or something.
Indeed. My experience is that not many people comment on the red hair, except in two scenarios:
A) I'm with other redheads (usually my family, as my mom and 3 of 4 siblings are also redhaired) B) I'm competing with or annoying someone, in which case terms like "carrots", "ginger", or worse tend to get used.
As for being jealous, many people (mostly elderly) have made comments about how gorgeous my family's red hair is, but I can't recall anyone specifically saying they were jealous.
Uh oh...... I shall resolve to work harder and perfect them!! Then there will, certainly, be no doubt......right?
A) well that a given. ;D
B) This grieves me greatly. I can't understand why people tend to pick on the red heads of the world's hair color. People don't call me "tree bark" Or "mud brown". So, why do they target red hair. I, for one, think red hair is rather nice.
I would think that red is much more interesting than my brown or something.
Well, I've already given in to them, so you don't have any other means of verifying wether or not they work. >
A) Indeed.
B) I guess redheads are just easier to pick on, since there's fewer of them. One does not simply insult a person because they have brown hair, since many people have brown hair, at least in America. But I think it also depends on who you are, and when you live. Personally, I've rarely been insulted/bullied because of my red hair. But my mom has said that, when she was a child, it happened quite frequently for her. Ofc, hair color isn't really as big a deal for me as I'm sure it is for girls.
Well, I'm certainly glad there are non-redheads who appreciate us gingers.
The day of prosperity makes one forget adversity; The day of adversity makes one forget prosperity.
Uh oh...... I shall resolve to work harder and perfect them!! Then there will, certainly, be no doubt......right?
A) well that a given. ;D
B) This grieves me greatly. I can't understand why people tend to pick on the red heads of the world's hair color. People don't call me "tree bark" Or "mud brown". So, why do they target red hair. I, for one, think red hair is rather nice.
I would think that red is much more interesting than my brown or something.
Well, I've already given in to them, so you don't have any other means of verifying wether or not they work. >
A) Indeed.
B) I guess redheads are just easier to pick on, since there's fewer of them. One does not simply insult a person because they have brown hair, since many people have brown hair, at least in America. But I think it also depends on who you are, and when you live. Personally, I've rarely been insulted/bullied because of my red hair. But my mom has said that, when she was a child, it happened quite frequently for her. Ofc, hair color isn't really as big a deal for me as I'm sure it is for girls.
Well, I'm certainly glad there are non-redheads who appreciate us gingers.
I could wield them upon other unsuspecting persons! >:3 It is an evil plan... >
A) affirmative
B) I guess. Yeah. Maybe some girls. People probably don't insult me because it would not bode them well.
It certainly makes looking in the mirror a bit more interesting i'd imagine.