*The Fire accepts the offering, then transforms into a mouth shape and speaks*
"YoouUU! OffERing.... VeRY GOOoooOOD! Me need MORE OFFERINg to CeaSE THOUGH! BrINg mE... EverY Piece Of LoWREy meRcH in EXIsteNCE!!! THENNNNN I MaY LeaVE!"
I'm sure The Fire only wants the Lowery merch because it's the best. *starts gathering* I would too, in his place.
*However, the Lowrey merch has all been burned by the incinerator in The Lowrey Fanclub*
*However, the Lowrey merch has all been burned by the incinerator in The Lowrey Fanclub*
It'll just make gathering it all up much easier. *offers the fire a scoop of Lowery merch ashes*
*The Fire looks at them in deep consideration*
"YooUUUuu.... ThIs noT IN MinT CONdition! ME NEed MiNt LoWrey merCH onLY!!! HOw DarE YoU CaLL YouRsElF LowreY FAn! HOW DARE YOU offer Me SuCH DisTAsteful JunK!"
*The Fire blazes hotter and the doorknobs melt off the doors, locking everyone inside*
It'll just make gathering it all up much easier. *offers the fire a scoop of Lowery merch ashes*
*The Fire looks at them in deep consideration*
"YooUUUuu.... ThIs noT IN MinT CONdition! ME NEed MiNt LoWrey merCH onLY!!! HOw DarE YoU CaLL YouRsElF LowreY FAn! HOW DARE YOU offer Me SuCH DisTAsteful JunK!"
*The Fire blazes hotter and the doorknobs melt off the doors, locking everyone inside*
*rages back* How dare you! I am the original Lowery fan, the one who started it all! I saw the greatness within him, I was the one! *my fury melts the doors*
"YooUUUuu.... ThIs noT IN MinT CONdition! ME NEed MiNt LoWrey merCH onLY!!! HOw DarE YoU CaLL YouRsElF LowreY FAn! HOW DARE YOU offer Me SuCH DisTAsteful JunK!"
*The Fire blazes hotter and the doorknobs melt off the doors, locking everyone inside*
*rages back* How dare you! I am the original Lowery fan, the one who started it all! I saw the greatness within him, I was the one! *my fury melts the doors*
*The Fire, shocked that someone would raise their voice against him, cowers back into a corner and starts crying jalapenos instead of tears*
*rages back* How dare you! I am the original Lowery fan, the one who started it all! I saw the greatness within him, I was the one! *my fury melts the doors*
*The Fire, shocked that someone would raise their voice against him, cowers back into a corner and starts crying jalapenos instead of tears*
*glares at The Fire, and then starts considering what dishes we can put jalapenos in*
*"HOw ABoUt Jingshanosaurus Jambalaya? I BEt iT wouLD bE ExqUisite!" The Fire chimes in excitedly*
Oooh, that does sound good! Wanna help me cook it? *starts poking through the rubble with a stick to try and find a pot*
*All the pots melted into the shape of Simon Masrani, much to The Fire's dismay. The Fire starts raging again and incinerates all the cookware in the building*
Oooh, that does sound good! Wanna help me cook it? *starts poking through the rubble with a stick to try and find a pot*
*All the pots melted into the shape of Simon Masrani, much to The Fire's dismay. The Fire starts raging again and incinerates all the cookware in the building*
That was rather unhelpful of you, The Fire. If you're not careful, I'll have to CONsider firing you, or at least demoting you to busboy.
*All the pots melted into the shape of Simon Masrani, much to The Fire's dismay. The Fire starts raging again and incinerates all the cookware in the building*
That was rather unhelpful of you, The Fire. If you're not careful, I'll have to CONsider firing you, or at least demoting you to busboy.
"YooUUU FIRE Me? NOoooOO, I FiRe YOOuuu!
*The Fire reaches out and rips your nametag off. He melts your name off and replaces it with his name. Furthermore, he melts the ink off all the documents you signed and burns his signature on instead*
"YoUUu Noww BuSboy! I GiVE EvERyone but Con rAISE!"
*The employees are now paid fairly, and he rewrites the menu to serve 5 star cuisine at affordable prices. Pretty soon, business is booming and the reviews are good for once*
That was rather unhelpful of you, The Fire. If you're not careful, I'll have to CONsider firing you, or at least demoting you to busboy.
"YooUUU FIRE Me? NOoooOO, I FiRe YOOuuu!
*The Fire reaches out and rips your nametag off. He melts your name off and replaces it with his name. Furthermore, he melts the ink off all the documents you signed and burns his signature on instead*
"YoUUu Noww BuSboy! I GiVE EvERyone but Con rAISE!"
*The employees are now paid fairly, and he rewrites the menu to serve 5 star cuisine at affordable prices. Pretty soon, business is booming and the reviews are good for once*
*filled with determination, I set out to be the best busboy ever and work my way back up the ranks*