*The Fire (now so intense it is capitalized) slams open the kitchen door and incinerates all the tables. Miraculously, the chairs are fine, however, the cash register wasn't so fortunate.
*tosses The Fire an offering of dinosaur nuggets in hopes of placating it*
*The Fire accepts the offering, then transforms into a mouth shape and speaks*
"YoouUU! OffERing.... VeRY GOOoooOOD! Me need MORE OFFERINg to CeaSE THOUGH! BrINg mE... EverY Piece Of LoWREy meRcH in EXIsteNCE!!! THENNNNN I MaY LeaVE!"
We have to resolve everything by the end of each episode if we want to keep our TV ratings up.
We have 3 of them just for good measure.
Well, tv ratings are going to have to go down, The Fire is burning down the building at the moment and water is ineffective against its superior strength.
We should smother out the fire by putting a giant bowl over the building
I can't believe I had the same awful signature for nearly 8 years. Sorry for disappearing for 2 months, life happened for a bit.
True that, I've had the same signature for over 7 years. It's so ugly but I'm too lazy to change it.
I've lost all my photoshop skills and all my software for photoshopping, so yeah I'm stuck with what I've got.
I'm going to ask a mod to change my sig because it is genuinely awful and I'm sick of it.
ps. Hey mod reading this, are you able to do that? Just make it "I can't believe I had the same awful sig for almost 8 years" No CSS formatting, just straight up that
I can't believe I had the same awful signature for nearly 8 years. Sorry for disappearing for 2 months, life happened for a bit.
I've lost all my photoshop skills and all my software for photoshopping, so yeah I'm stuck with what I've got.
I'm going to ask a mod to change my sig because it is genuinely awful and I'm sick of it.
ps. Hey mod reading this, are you able to do that? Just make it "I can't believe I had the same awful sig for almost 8 years" No CSS formatting, just straight up that
Yeah we can do that if that's what you want.
Just shoot me and/or some of the other mods a message requesting it!
Well, tv ratings are going to have to go down, The Fire is burning down the building at the moment and water is ineffective against its superior strength.
We should smother out the fire by putting a giant bowl over the building
*tosses The Fire an offering of dinosaur nuggets in hopes of placating it*
*The Fire accepts the offering, then transforms into a mouth shape and speaks*
"YoouUU! OffERing.... VeRY GOOoooOOD! Me need MORE OFFERINg to CeaSE THOUGH! BrINg mE... EverY Piece Of LoWREy meRcH in EXIsteNCE!!! THENNNNN I MaY LeaVE!"
I'm sure The Fire only wants the Lowery merch because it's the best. *starts gathering* I would too, in his place.
I've lost all my photoshop skills and all my software for photoshopping, so yeah I'm stuck with what I've got.
I'm going to ask a mod to change my sig because it is genuinely awful and I'm sick of it.
ps. Hey mod reading this, are you able to do that? Just make it "I can't believe I had the same awful sig for almost 8 years" No CSS formatting, just straight up that
I like it. I just better hope Captain Jack Sparrow never gets old.