Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:43:28 GMT
This story was written by NinjagoGeekMan22, an old friend and a user who quit a while back, this was a real big story when it first came out it has 49 likes at the latest point on the first post. Prologue: There is a city called LEGO Message Board city and it has a troubled user. Pacman87, a jester, is having a frustrating time getting past Rank 15. He comes up with a so called "genius" plan to get past rank 15. But it might cause some problems. Pacman87: "Hmm... I wonder if I got past Rank 15 today. I'll just go check." *Pacman goes outside and runs into his neighbor, RLROCKS18* RLROCKS18: Good morning, Pacman. Lovely day today huh? Pacman: It would be nicer if I can go see if I got Rank 16. RLROCKS: I wouldn't bet on it. TannerJ just got Rank Rapper. The one before Alien. Pacman: WHAT?!?! WHY didn't you text me this RL? RLROCKS: I didn't want to ruin you beauty rest. Now I have to go to my meeting at Ranks inc. Good day. Pacman: Hold on a second. Just because Tanner got Rank Rapper doesn't mean I didn't get rank? RLROCKS: Just have yourself a cookie. Pacman: Cookie!!!! *RLROCKS drives away leaving Pacman behind in a cloud of dust* Pacman. WELL then. Ranks inc, huh? They just might have what I need......
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:43:44 GMT
Pacman: Where are my car keys? I need to follow RLROCKS stat. *Pacman walks into his house* Pacman: Where are my car keys? It has to be somewhere? MJLaubacher: Hey Paccy! How many likes have you recived today? Pacman: Got to fing my keys, got to- ACK!! MJLaubacher! What are you doing here? MJLaubacher: You left your door unlocked. Pacman: Oh, Ok. I guess you go busting up in users houses if there unlocked. MJL: No....... Pacman: AHHA!! My keys! Wait those are my house keys. MJ hold on to these. MJL: HUH? Pacman: Forget it. I'm going to have to hot wire my car. MJL: You steal cars often? Pacman: Of course not! Now I have to tracked down RLRO- *MJLaubacher stares at Pacman blankly* Pacman: Goodbye! *Pacman zips off into his car* MJL: Good....Bye???
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:44:16 GMT
Pacman: Finally. I've finished the hot wiring on the car. It's ready to roll.
*Pacman turns on car and starts driving*
Pacman: Activate RLROCKS18 tracker.
MJLaubacher: Why do you keep a tracker for your neighbor?
Pacman: *Lets go of steering wheel* What are you doing here?!?
MJL: I'm here to make sure nothing goes wrong like YOUR ABOUT TO RECK INTO THAT CAR!!!!!
Pacman: What- AAACCCKKKKK!!!! HOLD ON MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJL: I'M TRYING!!!!!!
Pacman: It was good knowing you, MJ!!!!
MJL: It was too!!! I must confess, I stole your iPad and favorite LEGO set!!!!!
Pacman: YOU!!!!!!!!!!
*Crashes can be heard and honking*
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:46:46 GMT
Chapter 4 MJL: * opens eyes* I'm alive! I'm alive!!! I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!! Pacman: Oh man. Who did I run into? Breannathegreatkid: How dare you run into my car whiched ran into Cookieyourface's cookie shop!!! MJL: Looks like you ran into Breannathegreat's car which ran into cookieyourface's cookie shop. Pacman: Thanks for the info................. MJL: No problem. Pacman: I was joking... MJL: You were- Cookieyourface: HOW DARE YOU RUN INTO MY COOKIE SHOP, PACMAN!!!!!!! Pacman: Its not my fault Cookie- Cookie: DON'T YOU CALL ME COOKIE!! Breanna: Cookie, call the police! MJL: That won't be necessary. Run Paccy. Run! Breanna and Cookie: Were not done with you!!! Pacman and MJL: *Gulp* Pacman: Don't worry there just girls. They cant put on a fight. Cookie and Breanna: I HEARD THAT!!! MJL: Goodbye now...... (17 minutes later) JosephRuflin: Hey sis! How are you? Cookie: Fine. Just terrible. *LEGOtheterrible appears* LEGotheterrible: Just terrible, said LEGOtheTERRIBLE. *Legotheterrible leaves* JosephRuflin: Woah. Whats the matter Cookie? Breanna: Somebody wrecked into me. Cookie: Which she spinned and wrecked into my shop. JR: I see. Who is this person? Breanna: Pacman87. JR: Thanks for the info! *JR gets into police car* Cookie: How did I not know my brother was a police detective? Breanna: Who knows...
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:48:06 GMT
Chapter 5
Pacman: Phew! That was close. Now time to track RLROCKS.
MJLaubacher: Hey Paccy, not to bother you-
Pacman: No time to be bothered, MJL. I've got to think. Hmmm...
MJL: I'll just spit it out. We passed the Ranks inc. place!!!
*Pacman does a illegal U-turn*
MJL: You just broke the law! I can't belive it. My friend Pacman87 broke the law. *MJ faints*
Pacman: Finally. Peace and quie-
*Police sirens can be heard*
Pacman: Time to put the petal to the metal MJ!
MJL:
Pacman: MJ? OOOHHHH MJ?!?
MJL: WHAT? I'm awake Paccy! What is it? *MJ hears sirens* *Faints again*
Pacman: Oh boy. *Pulls into Ranks Inc.* Lets get started MJ.
MJL:
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:48:42 GMT
This story used way too many emojis and the topic itself has way too much spam... this will take a while.
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:58:52 GMT
Chapter 6 Pacman: First, MJ, we get the crowbar out. Then we- MJL: CROWBAR?!? We're not crooks are we? Pacman: You are now official a crook. MJL: I never took classes in being a crook? JosephRuflin: Aha! There they are! Get them, Dude777477, Sam8432, and Egorsmirnov! Dude777477: Never thought our police job would be this fun, huh Sam? Sam8432: Definatly! How about you Egorsmirnov? Egorsmirnov: Hmm.... Pacman: Go MJ and myself! *MJL kicks down door* Pacman: Wow. That Ninjago really helps you. MJL: Eh, Ninjago is a little part from it, but also Brickgirl99x taught me karate. Pacman: Yes, yes whatever. Now time to god ins- ACKK!!!! *MJL runs towards Pacman* Pacman: Sleepy, cute kittens. With a cute chocolate chip cookie. MJL: Alright who knocked Pacman out- *WHAM* MJL: Cute little puppies with a cute piece of cake.... AwesomePythor: That should take care of those crooks. GideonF210: Come on Pythor. Lets go get Rank Alien. AwesomePythor: Why are happy constantly? GideonF: You'll see. Pythor: Gulp.
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 8:59:48 GMT
Chapter 7 (The begging of a running joke)
05-24-2013 01:57 PM
AwesomePythor: I am about to steal Rank Alien!
Gideon: Caught ya! *Dude, Egors, and Sam are with him*
Pythor: You've betrayed me?
Gideon: I'm a undercover police officer. No put your hands up.
Pythor: I can't belive it! My partner GideonF is a fake!
Dude: I forgot how emotional Pythor is, huh Sam?
Sam: Yeah. Pythor needs to toughen up. How about you Egorsmirnov?
Egors: Hmmm....
*JosephRuflin walks in*
JosephRuflin: Alright boys, lets take him back.
AwesomePythor: YOU CAN'T TAKE TO PRISON!!! EXTRA PROPORTIONS! I DEMAND THERE TO BE A RECOUNT!!!
Dude: I also forgot how much he likes to quote Pythor from Ninjago.
Sam: No joke. How about you Egors?
Egors: Hmm.....
(Meanwhile with MJLaubacher and Pacman87...)
MJL: Oh, OH..... The pain......
Pacman: Of having the feeling somebody is stepping on your back,,,
MJL: Yeah, steping on your bac- AAHHHH!!!! COOKIEYOURFACE AND BREANNATHEGREATKID!!!
Pacman: Why is Breanna and Cookie stepping on us?!?
Breanna: I told you,
Cookie: I wasn't done with you yet.
Pacman: Please don't call the police?
Breanna: Oh. Were not calling the police.
Cookie: Were taking yall with us.....
Pacman and MJL:
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:00:33 GMT
Chapter 8
Pacman: You didn't read me my rights!
Breanna: Ok.....You have the right to remain silent. Anthing you say or do can be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to asked for a user attorney if you don't have one. Satisfied?
Pacman: ME WANT COOKIE!!!
Cookie: What?!? You want me or a actual cookie?
Pacman: Cookie!!!!
MJLaubacher: UH oh....
*Pacman throws everyone except MJL out of the car*
Pacman: COOKIE!!!!!
MJL: Save me!!!
Breanna: Nothing I,
Cookie: Can do.
Pacman: OOO!!! Cookie and pizza stand!!! *Lets go of steering wheel to get wallet*
MJL: NOOO!!!!
*Crashing noises and yelling can be heard*
TridentLegend: HOW DARE YOU!!!! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE KING OF THE SEA!!!!
MJL: Paccy, what have you done know?
Pacman: Cookie?
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:00:58 GMT
Chapter 9
Pacman: Cookie....Cookie.... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
MJL: Paccy, how can you fall asleep while you getting yelled out and after a wreck???
TridentLegend: HOW DARE YOU RUN INTO MY STAND!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO BAKE SOME SUGAR COOKIES AND CHEESE PIZZA!!!
MJL: Hey Trident, if you stop yelling, you can get Rank Alien.
Trident: HOW- Ooooo.. Rank Alien........
MJL: Come on, you know you want it..
Trident: UH, uh,....... Ok! It's a deal!
MJL: Now come with us-
Pacman: WHERE AM I????? WHO ABDUCTED ME?????
MJL: Don't worry, Paccy. Nobody is abducted.
Pacman: Oh. Ok.. Lets get rolling.
JosephRuflin and GideonF: GET THEM!!!!
Dude: I'm excited, Sam! How about you?
Sam: I know right! What about you Egorsminov?
Egorsminov: Hmm.......
JosephRuflin: I'm not letting you out of my sight!!! On orders of Cookieyuorface and Breannathegreatkid!
Pacman and MJL: Uh Oh......
TridentLegend: Lets me drive. TridentLegend style. *Trident makes car go up ramp*
MJL and Pacman: AAHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:02:20 GMT
Chapter 10 Pacman: Trident, what are you doing to us?!? Trident: Didn't I warn you I would drive TridentLegend style!!!! MJLaubacher: I going to- *Car hits something* Jaydog1616: HOW DARE YOU LAND ON MY BOAT!!! *MJLaubacher faints* Trident: This is all a missunderstanding.... Mister.. Jaydog: Thats Mr. Jaydog to you!! Pacman: NO wonder I didn't reconize you. Your a gladi- Jaydog: My rank doesn't matter? Right? Pacman: Of cousre it doesn't. TridentLegend: Have yourself a piece of pizza. Jaydog: MTK2210 baked me some cookies. MTK2210: Yep. There Gingerbread cookies. Pacman: COOKIES!!!!!!!! Trident: I would advise you put the petal to the metal, Jaydog. Jaydog: MTK, drive this thing like a boss. MTK: Of course, Skipper! JosephRuflin: I've got myself a boat know!!! Trident if I catch them and you, you will be arrested to!! MTK: Why is the Police Chief chasing after you? Jaydog: Good question. Pacman: Because we broke the law a couple of times. Jaydog: GET OFF MY BOAT!!!!! *Pacman, MJL, and Trident get kicked of boat* MJL: It a good thing a took swim team. Trident: It a good thing I'm the KIng of the Sea. Pacman: Sure..... Trident: YOU DO NOT WANT TO SUFFER THE WRATH OF TRIDENTLEGEND!!!! *Trident pulls out a trident* Trident: I command we be picked up by wave and thrown to land! *Nothing happens* Pacman: See.. MJL: THE BOAT IS ABOUT TO HIT US!! Dude: WOW, Sam, were on a boat! Isn't this fun? Sam: Yes it is! How about you Egorsminov? Egorsminov: Hmm...... Trident: NOW WAVE< NOW!!!!!! *Enormous wave comes* MJL: HELP! Trident; WOOHOO! *They fall onto the docks* MJL: LAND!! *starts kissing the docks* Pacman: It was just a coincidence, Trident. Trident: It was not! Breanna and Cookie: Hi guys... *Punching can be heard
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:03:06 GMT
Chapter 11
Pacman: Will you guys EVER leave us alone?!?
Cookie: Probably not.
MJL: I can't believe this is happening, Paccy.
Pacman: Don't worry, MJ. As long as Trident is with us- HEY? WHERE IS TRIDENT?
Breanna: I didn't know he was part of the malicious plot. So I let him go.
MJL: As you were saying, Paccy...
*Pacamn stares in distance*
MJL: Paccy, PACCY, PACMAN87?!?!? Earth to Paccy!!
Cookie: What got into him????
Breanna: Who knows....
MJL: UH OH... This is not a good sign....
Pacman: Rank, 15... MJLaubacher got rank 15...
*MJL looks at sign*
MJL: I did!! I did it!!!
Pacman: Me need Rank 16.....
Breanna: So thats what caused it all....
Cookie: Hey everyone except Pacman, have a cookie. My specialty.
MJL: Thanks!
Pacman: COOKIE!!!! COOKIE!!!!!!
MJL: This user needs to go see a psychiatrist.
*Cookie drags Pacman away, to JosephRuflin*
MJL: i have a feeling this isn't going to end well.....
*Crashes and banging can be heard*
Breanna and MJL:
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:48:46 GMT
Chapter 12 MJL: Lets go see what happened.... Breanna: Yeah...... * the 2 walk over to the noise* MJL: WOAH......... Breanna: Hey citizen, what happened? Snake2287: I was walking by and Telivision here told me... Telivisionhead: I saw a mini-figure shout, "Cookie!!' And he tied up JosephRuflin to the car. Breanna: What about cookie? Snake: She left before this happened. MJL: Who are those tied up? Telivision: Sam, Dude, Egorsminov, and Gwindel. MJL and Breanna: GWINDEL? Snake: He is the back up. Dude: This is painful, huh Sam? Sam: Yes. How do you feel Egorsminov? Egors: Hmm..... Gwindel: Yeah...... Snake and Telivision: *Breanna walks away* MJL: hey, guys want to get the highest rank, Alien? Snake and T.V.: Sure! MJL: First, lets go find Pacman- Snake: That won't be hard. MJL: How? T.V.: He is just the one driving a car and shouting , "Cookie!! " which is ABOUT TO WRECK INTO US!!!! *Pacman's car lands on police car* Pacman: Cookie? MJL, Snake, T.V.: Ughh....... Dude: Ouch, that hurt, right Sam? Sam: Alot, Dude. More then my flu shots. How about you Egors? Egors: Hmm.... Gwindel: Yeah..... MJL: Lets get going boys.
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:53:03 GMT
Chapter 13:
*As there driving*
Snake: So how are we going to get rank Alien?
Pacman: By stealing it.
Snake: Goodbye. *Jumps out of car*
T.V.: Well then, I guess we better get on are way to Ranks, INC.
MJL: Sounds good.
Pacman: We are here!!!
Telivision: Except there are 4 police officers guarding it.
Pacman: We'll take the roof.
MJL and T.V.:
Pacman: Don't look at me like that!
MJL and T.V.:
Uh, I mean.
Pacman: Good. Let's get crackin'.
*MJL faints*
T.V.: Does he like to faint alot?
Pacman: Apperntly. Telivision, do you know how to do secret agent stuff?
*T.V. does back flip onto ladder, jumps to roof, and starts crawling*
Pacman: How does he do that?
Telivision: You going to sit there and act like were not going to do anything?
Pacman: I'm coming.
*Pacman picks up MJL and climbs up ladder*
Pacman: Woah, MJ need to lay of the pounds.
MJL: I heard that!
Pacman: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
T.V.: No Pacman, no!!!!!
*Pacman falls backwards with MJL*
*WHAMMMM!!!!!*
Telivision: Oo, ee, uh, OUCH. That looks painful. Are you safe down there?
*Crickets chirp*
T.V.: Anbody?
*No answer and crickets chirp*
Telivision:
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Post by egorsmirnov on Mar 25, 2017 9:55:54 GMT
Chapter 14
*Telivision climbs down ladder*
Jackboy: Help!!!!!! I've been smashed by falling mini-figures!
T.V: *Pulls of MJL and Pacman* So sorry about that sir. It will not happen again.
Jackboy: Thatnk you sir, now I may ask you, why were you on the roof?
Telivision: Umm....
We are workers fixing the roof.
Jackboy: Is that your car. *Jackboy points at car*
Telivision; It sure is!
Jackboy: First, it can't carry any supply for roofing, and secound it doesn't have any sign of a roofing company.
T.V.: Um..... Good bye!!
Jackboy: Your not getting away!! *dials 911*
Telivision: *Breaks in the room* Finally-
Sissyloo: Don't move. I'm trying to get Rank Alien.
T.V.: Don't you mean, steal.
Sissyloo: I don't believe in stealing, just borrowing.
T.V: Somebody is coming run!!
Pacman: I'm hear Telivision! Telivision????
MJL: Hey Paccy, I think he left.
He deserted us.
Pacman: I don't want desert, just give me pizza.
MJL: Pizza, desert? No I mean-
Pacman: Pizza...
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MJL:
Come on Paccy, lets get going.
Pacman: Pizza- Oh yes. Lets get moving.
Pacman: We turn here and-
*MJL pulls on Pacamns shirt*
Pacman: Yes, MJL?
MJL: Hey, Paccy. Were in the convetion meeting.
Pacman: This is not good....
RLROCKS: Pacman, what are you doing here????
Pacman and MJL: Uh, oh.....
Dude: We finally caught them, huh Sam?
Sam: Totally cought them, Dude.
What about you Egorsminov?
Egors: Hmm....
Gwindel: Yeah....
RLROCKS:
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