The plan was in session. Golden and Thorn (both in ninja suits) ran on the sidewalk looking for a 'MB style pizza 'delivery car with tobey in it.
"Can't believe I'm doing this for $20..." said Thorn.
Meanwhile, Zapty, M4, and m579 were jamming a cucumber into the bottom end of Crita's.
"And, it's in!" said M4, when they jammed the cucumber in.
"Yes! Know Crita never be able to get out!" said Zapty.
"Yep that pizza's as good as our." said m579.
Then Crita was trying to open her door, but it wouldn't budge.
"Hey, what gives!? What the- a cucumber? M4444!!!!!!!" said Crita.
"Hey, don't forget me and Zapty!" said m579, chuckling and backing up.
Then, Crita whislted for Penny the platypus, then Penny pulled the cucumber out of the door and ate it, as they both came out the door.
"Why did I teach that platypus to like cucumbers!" said M4.
"Penny, attack!" said Crita, as Penny came after them.
"Hurry guys, platypus walk!" said m579, as they did the platypus walk but Penny still whacked them down with her tail.
"Ha! I taught Penny to listen to my commands no matter what! Now Penny, go get Golden and Thorn over there!" said Crita pointing to them.
"Uh-oh, our covers been blown!' said Thorn.
"Hey there's the truck, go!" said Golden, as they both hopped on the truck along with Penny.
"I don't want you to get fired (even if I could get you job)! I'll try and get the pizza, you handle the platypus!" said Thorn, as Golden started fighting Penny.
"Man, this platypus has some great moves!" said Golden, dodging tail whacks.
"GIVE US THE PIZZA!" said Thorn, knocking on the window.
"Never! This shall only go to the customer, even if you do bribe me." said tobey, going on a sharp turn knocking off Thorn, as Penny knocked Golden off and tobey arrived at LMB street.
"Ughhh, I wouldn't even be able to bribe you. I'm short on money." siad Thorn.
It was a nice day in Golden's house with Golden and Crita and M4 ran in.
"Guys, guys! You'll never guess what I found out about Thorn!" said M4.
"He got a job?" said Crita, as everyone burst out in laughter.
"No, that would be a miracle. I added up all the likes that we've given Thorn and look how many!" said M4, showing them a sheet of papers as thheir eyes bucked open.
"WHAT THE BRICK!?" yelled Golden and Crita.
"Yeah, Thorn may be our neighbor and friend, but I think it's about time we stood up to him, as in SUING!" said M4.
"Sounds good." said Golden.
The next day Golden, M4, and Crita gave the lawsuit sheet to Thorn.
"You're SUING me!?" said Thorn.
"Yep! You've been asking us for money complaining your out, but your NOT! We've tallied up everything and you still have plenty of money left!" said M4.
"Well, fine! I'll just have to get the best lawyer I can find!" said Thorn.
Earlier that day...
"Hey Zapty, will you be my lawyer for $20?" said Thorn.
"Ok, we've decided since SOMETHING Zapty said was true, Thornius is deemed innocent." said the court, about to bang his gavel as Golden, M4, and Crita stopped him.
"Wait, that's not fair!" said Crita.
"You have to have actual proof!" said M4.
"Yeah, and I've always wanted to sue someone!" said Golden.
"Just take it! Me speech got Thorn from being sewed!" said Zapty.
"Yeah, plus, a piece of evidence that I forgot about! I go NIGHT shopping, here are the receipts to prove it!" said Thorn, pulling receipts out of his pockets.
"Oh, well, uh, RUN!" said Golden, and Golden, M4 and Crita ran off.
"Avoiding the point that they ran away, Thorn is not guilty!" said the judge, banging his gavel.
It was a nice day when M4 and m579 called everyone to M4's house for an announcement.
"Alright, what do you want, I'm going job searching." said Thorn.
"More like getting job rejected." whispered Golden to Crita, and they chuckled.
"We have been keeping this secret for a long time, but I think it's time to tell you guys." said m579.
"Me and m579 are brothers." said M4.
"Um, one moment please." said Crita, as everyone got some water and did a spit take.
"You guys are BROTHERS? A likely story." said Golden.
"It's true! In fact, my nickname is secretly M5." said m579.
"It sound pretty true to I!" said Zapty.
"Zapty, you believe EVERYTHING." said Golden.
"I don't, this sounds a little true to me, Golden." said Crita.
Golden's POV: I'm hard to convince at times like these, I got to investigate. But I'll need some help from someone who will simply say yes for $20 and has great ninja skills...
"What if you're wrong, like when you though I wasn't really part of the neighborhood?" said Thorn.
"I'll give you $20."
"Sold."
Later on, Thorn and Golden put on their ninja suits, and snuck into M4's house through the air vent, and started recording and listening to their conversation.
"I can't believe they're falling for it!" said M4.
"Yeah, but Golden's obviously not buying it, we need to convince him." said m579.
"True, I thought maybe we could make fake brith cretificates saying we're related." said M4.
"Sounds good." said m579.
"Can't believe this! We got to show to the others then get 'revenge'." said Golden.
"Yeah, but, uh, I didn't record the conversation." said Thorn.
A few hours later, M4 and m579 came out and saw all the neighborhood outside.
"Hey guys, here's some proof that we are brothers, our brith certificates!" said M4, as they showed and at the bottom it said sibling of M4Jesus and sibling of m579.
"Now do you believe us, Golden?" said m579.
"Nope, because of this!" said Golden as two police cars drove in with their moms.
"They're lying!" said M4's mom.
"Yeah, they are not brothers! Now can we can have a ride back?"asked m579's mom.
"Sure thing, tobey, you can take care of them." said the police officer, driving off with M4's and m579's moms.
Tobey got out of the other police car.
"You two are under arrest for forging a birth certificate!" said tboey, cuffing them both.
"What! You guys are gonna bail us out, right?" said M4.
"Yeah, I don't want to go back to the slammer!" said m579.
"We'll bail you out, TOMORROW!" said Crita.
"WHAT!?" they both yelled, as they were dragged into the police car and it drove off.
The next day, Crita came into Golden's housewearing a blue maid outfit as the boys chuckled.
"Chuckle all you want, this is only for a day." said Crita.
"Well, better make the most of it then, go fetch us some tea." said Golden.
"You don't even like tea!" said Crita.
"Good point, go fetch us some hot cocoa." said Golden.
Crita then grunted then went to get them so cocoa.
"Mmm, this is some good cocoa!" said m579.
"Oh no, I'm gonna be late for my jpob interview!" said Thorn.
"Why do you even bother, you're gonna be rejected anyways." said Crita.
"Still, hey Crita, could you take me there?" said Thorn.
"Ok, fine." said Crita, getting out her keys and nearly walking out the door.
"Not in a car." said Thorn, grinning.
Soon, Thorn arrived at the mall, on Crita's back.
"Thanks!" said Thorn, getting off Crita's back and going into the mall.
After that she massaged Zapty's and Golden's back, cleaned m579's comedian hut, and picked M4's cucumbers.
Crita's POV: I'm starting to wonder if Penny did give them a hard time, or if they're just lying to get me to work for them. I still have that ninja suit that Golden gave me and remember those ninja lessons that Nicole taught me...