Golden's membership also allowed them to go to a special pool spot that was bigger and food service.
M4 and Zapty were near the pool, sitting on the pool chairs, sipping their cucumber water.
"This the life!" said Zapty.
"You know it!" said M4, making a toast with their cucumber water.
Thorn and m579 were eating their pizza and drinking Sprite also on pool chairs.
"Mmm! Almost better than yours!" said Thorn.
"I would deny, but then I'd be lying!" said m579, making a toast with their Sprite.
And Golden and Crita were on platypus chair floaties, floating around on the pool.
"I love your honor membership, Golden!" said Crita.
"Oh yeah!" saod Golden, as they fistpumped.
"Um, hello, I'm looking for clbgolden10." said a man coming to the pool.
"That'd be me!" said Golden, getting out the pool and wrapping a towel around him.
"Well, are recent reports say that you no longer have your plumbing job." said the man.
"Yeah, what about it?" said Golden.
"Well, our hotel memberships only qualify if you either have a family or a traveling job. So, do you have a family? If not we will need to revoke your membership." said the man.
Golden's POV: Well, he should've not told me that 'revoke membership thing'.
"Um, yeah! I have my family with me right now!" said Golden.
"Ok, but we need to change your profile of why you have a membership, so come to the main office tomorrow with your family to clarify." said the man.
"Um, ok! Be there tomorrow!" said Golden.
"Great, bye!" said the man, leaving.
Golden's POV: I know, I know, this looks bad. But I have a plan...
All of LMB Street arrived at the manager's office, Golden and Crita dressed in buisness suits, Zapty in a red shirt holding a lollipop, Thorn wearing a hoodie, and m579 and M4 wearing matching blue shirts.
"So, I assume that this is your new family?" asked the manager.
"Yep, my family!" said Golden.
Golden's POV: Gosh, I was sweating up a storm...
"Hmm, would you mine if you all introduced yourselves?" said the manager.
After they all introduced themselves, it was Zapty's turn.
Golden's POV: Zapty better not mess this up...
"I Zapty, I the neighbor of-" said Zapty, who was this kicked by Crita under the chair.
"Ow, what that for, Crita?" said Zapty.
"You call your mother by her own name?" said the manager.
"Hehe, well we're still kinda teaching him," said Crita, nervously.
"Also, why are you so tall for a kid?" asked the manager.
"Uh... He had a grouth spurt early?" said Golden.
"Wait a minute... I know you all! Officer Tobey warned me about you all! You're not a family, you're just posing as one to keep your membership!" said the manager.
"Maybe..." said Golden.
"Maybe? I think you mean YES!" said the manager, who then took Golden's membership card and pulled out some scissors.
"NO!!!" yelled all of LMB Street, as the scissors drew closer to the card in slow motion.
The scissors were drawing closer to the card, and LMB Street began begging.
"I'll give you gold!" said Golden.
"I'll give you free passes to the Zoo!" said Crita.
"I'll tell you jokes!" said Mikemac.
"I'll give you cucumbers!" said M4.
"I'll give you thorns!" said Thorn.
"I give you like!" said Zapty.
"No!" said the manager, "No more membership for you!"
Before he cut the card, Tobey came running in.
"Golden! I have great news! I've opened a chain of LMB Department stores! However, I might need you to guard a couple of those shops. That ok with you?" said Tobey.
"Yes, I'll gladly do that!" said Golden.
"Great, see you later!" said Tobey, leaving.
Golden then looked back at the manager.
"Well, looks like I have a traveling job now so..." said Golden.
"Yeah, yeah, you can keep your membership card." said the manager, sliding back his card.
"YES!" shouted all of LMB Street.
-credits roll-
Next time on Life on the LMB Street:
Episode 49:
"Ugh... THIS MAZE LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE!"
New episodes every Saturday now (So the next episode will be tomorrow)!
After going through different directions but only ending up in dead ends, they decided to split up into two's, Golden and Crita together and Thorn and Nicole together.
"Hmm, I'm not sure which way to go..." said Golden.
"What!? But you're a ninja, shouldn't you have ninja instincts or something?" said Crita.
"Wow, Crita, way to stereotype," said Golden.
Crita just rolled her eyes.
Thorn and Nicole weren't having as much luck either.
"Dang, I can't find my way through here..." said Nicole
"Ha! And you said to stop whining when I said this maze was impossible!" said Thorn.
Thorn and m579, dressed in ninja suits, snuck into Golden's house through the airvents.
m579's POV: Knew it would involve ninja suits.
"You sure we won't go to jail for this?" asked m579.
"Positive," said Thorn.
Thorn's POV: Of course, I was lying.
They saw Golden walk into the elevator. After the elevator came all the way back up, they got out the airvents and entered the elevator.
"Ok, which button should we press?" asked Thorn, as m579 read through looked through the buttons.
"It seems like all of these lead to transportation tubes to different communities... Except for the spaceship button," said m579, pointing to a button with a spaceship on it, "And, this gold button with a diamond on it."
"Well then press the gold button!" said Thorn.
m579 did so.
It brought them down to a room, and they couldn't believe their eyes.
Not part of the story but perhaps the best comment in this entire sitcom, I know I am breaking that this is an archive, here is the quote by LegoCritter35:
clbgolden10 wrote:
It brought them down to a room, and they couldn't believe their eyes.
-commercial break- <-------
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT, you're, you're... you're not allowed!
Alackaday, these government-funded tv shows...
'tis all a ploy for the airing of advertisements with suspense-filled, half-minute lengths slots of excitement inbetween...
Gold. Tons and tons and tons of gold in all forms. Nuggets, bars, and some even shaped like diamonds. There were gold trinkets on shelves near the tons of gold.
And there lied Golden, swimming in it all. When he saw m579 and Thorn he got out the pool with a dumbfounded face.
m579's POV: Ok, I knew Golden had some gold, BUT A POOL AND SHELVES OF IT!?
Thorn's POV: I've been asking for 20 likes this whole time when I could've been asking for MORE!?
"Uh, hi guys," said Golden.
"What, how..." said Thorn.
"Trust me, you ain't seen nothing yet. This pool's about a mile deep," said Golden.
"How did you get all this?" asked m579.
"RP's. Mines, treasure, that kind of stuff," said Golden.
"Why have you never told us your like a billionaire in gold!?" asked Thorn.
"Because then you guys would ask for some," said Golden, looking at Thorn. "And there's also follow up questions. LIKE RIGHT NOW."
"Oh yeah, can I have a piece of gold?" asked Thorn.
Golden then gave him a smack.
"Ow..." said Thorn.
"Anyways, you must PROMISE not to tell anyone else," said Golden.
"Promise," said both Thorn and m579. Of course, they didn't intend to keep that promise.
